Must've been some skills!
― pplains, Saturday, 19 January 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
A coworker at my newish job told me that our employer really prefers everyone to have LinkedIn profiles. I think I actually made a pfffffbbbbt noise at him.
Also, pro tip, if you are seeking any sort of benefit that hinges on your inability to work, make sure your LinkedIn profile reflects that inability, or lock that shit down good.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 19 January 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
xp pp, I was definitely terrified when I first checked out what he had endorsed ;)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 19 January 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
One thing I've noticed about the endorsements is that some of them are provided by linkedin, rather than by the users. Someone just endorsed me for Event Planning, which I hadn't included in my profile. The individual who endorsed that wouldn't have any reason to believe that I have that skill.
― how's life, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
what does this site do? i keep getting invites but what does it do?
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link
gets you jobs
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link
looks like it's facebook without the drunken photos.
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link
do people headhunt you from that site?
insider knowledge: yes big time
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link
in that case cool although presumably i need to be 'linked in' with actual people i work with rather than just mates?
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 13:16 (ten years ago) link
my ex-boss recently got a really good job via someone headhunting him on it. i always assumed it was something i'd never use until he told me this.
i'd guess the bigger your network the better, mates or colleagues.
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
the networking piece is of secondary importance from a recruiter perspective. linkedin have a great model where they give you a platform to share useful data ostensibly only with people you choose to and then they then sell that data to companies like the one i work for, in the guise of 'premium membership' levels
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
strangely timely revive, as yesterday i logged into linkedin for the first time in a few years.
and found that my dad has endorsed me 10 times
thanks dad
― reckless woo (Z S), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/c4KTaAV.png
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 13:32 (ten years ago) link
ok thanks i have now added one hope a job will come my way soon
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 13:51 (ten years ago) link
I had to create a filter just for a former co-worker who endorsed by talents and skills every day.
I think he was wanting me to endorse him, but fuck that shit, he ain't got no skills.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link
I just set up an account recently after receiving various invites over the past year. I'm still not really sure whether it is worthwhile or what I should be doing.
What is the protocol around endorsing people's skills? Is it expected as a matter of courtesy or what?
― Moodles, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link
ime it is an annoying way to remind people you exist by supposedly complimenting them
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
i've gotten a rash of endorsements lately, is that a thing? it's weird
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
I had to create a filter just for a former co-worker who endorsed by talents and skills every day.I think he was wanting me to endorse him, but fuck that shit, he ain't got no skills.
I have received a "X has endorsed you for your skills!" email twenty times in the past ten days. I know they have that thing where it gets you to endorse four people at a time, but isn't that a little excessive?!
― gyac, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link
- an "X..." obviously. All from the same person.
― gyac, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link
My auto mechanic has been bugging me to link to him. Now, he and his shop are first-rate and I recommend them at every opportunity, but this seems like a strange use of the site.
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link
"gamification"
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
I'll confess to doing something childish.
I went on my colleague's LinkedIn profile and it asked me to endorse him for X skill. So, not only did I endorse him for that but I added an endorsement I made up: Groovy. He then got an email to accept these endorsements, but didn't read all of the endorsements, only the legitimate one, and they were posted on his profile.
I did the same to my other colleague for Racketeering, Murder, Drug Trafficking, Abuse, and some other things.
All of us got a laugh :-)
― c21m50nh3x460n, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link
uh
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link
Groovy is a programming language fyi.
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
Point is the thing is broken.
― c21m50nh3x460n, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
haven't got a job yet :(
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 12:33 (ten years ago) link
neither have I :(
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link
i got one that resulted in a career and industry change
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link
still no job :((
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 10:31 (ten years ago) link
Hi dere Russian evening class teacher from 4 yrs ago
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 10:41 (ten years ago) link
ha, fuckers
― time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 11:00 (ten years ago) link
my god my career is gangbusters on linkedin
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 17:33 (ten years ago) link
darragh m(a)c____ seems very insistent that i connect on linkedin. i would if i was actually a member, i swear.
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link
lol soz i get crazy anxious that it might work so i blitz it every few weeks, i just dont actually get it is the thing
― CSI BONO (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 March 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link
Got an invitation to connect with a guy whose listed job role is "Jesuspr3neur" today.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 March 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link
preneur m (plural preneurs, feminine preneuse)taker; one who takesa lessee, a renter
hasnt thought that through has he
― CSI BONO (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 March 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link
O HAI my long-since retired uncle.
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 15:03 (ten years ago) link
This has become pretty much useless. The only requests for connections I get any more (about two or three a week) are from product reps wanting me to spec their products.
― an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 17:45 (ten years ago) link
I'm gotten some freelance work via LinkedIn, but that's about it.
― Darin, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
Is there some incentive system for people who go around handing out endorsements on LinkedIn? I get odd endorsements from people I don't even know. Are they earning points to enter for a Florida vacation or something?
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 30 January 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link
is an endorsement the LinkedIn version of a FB poke?
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Friday, 30 January 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/QMRHuk5.png
*swipes left*
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 22:40 (eight years ago) link
it keeps trying to get me to connect with a person who has been dead since 2009 :(
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 00:54 (three years ago) link
for that you need medium.com
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 01:57 (three years ago) link