he called me a gay
― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink
Even as pols go, does anyone doubt that Ojesus and Shrillary intensely dislike each other? as do their organizations? If faking authenticity is key, that ticket would be a nightmare.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 7:17 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:33 (4 years ago) Permalink
osheila
― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:36 (4 years ago) Permalink
didn't know morbs worked in banner ad marketing
― eman, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:54 (4 years ago) Permalink
no more slander plz
however...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:56 (4 years ago) Permalink
― eman, Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:54 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:04 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:56 PM
― eman, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:20 (4 years ago) Permalink
morbs how have you not used "B.O." yet?
― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
― and what, Thursday, February 5, 2009 12:36 PM
― am0n, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
http://www.mishkanyc.com/item/morbius-bootleg
― dmr, Sunday, 28 February 2010 03:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think you guys can worry about somebody besides Caribou Barbie in '12
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 8:13 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark
^^ a worthy addition imo
― jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
that one is fucking inspired imo
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
yeah it really is
― jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
Poppy Twit (George H.W. Bush)
this is seriously the cutest nickname ever
pretty sure I'd heard Caribou Barbie elsewhere during the 08 cycle
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
It's a good gay cruising name.
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
Yeah Caribou Barbie was coined by a few writers during the 08 campaign I think.
I'd totally believe that Morbius coined "gaydar" though.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
pretty popular name for palin, was used in snl skit, sub-morbs
― jeff, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
Bam & the Dems
like the ring of this in a punk band style way
― J0rdan S., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
haha sorta otm
― iatee, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
― J0rdan S., Friday, May 21, 2010 4:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Dem and the Holobams
― max, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
say what up to u Bams and Dem
― sveltko (k3vin k.), Friday, 21 May 2010 23:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
lots of lols coming
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
lol kevin
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
supply and dem-bam-d
― max, Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'd like to coin you, Matt, if u knowhuttimean
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 May 2010 00:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oprah = Orcah
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:19 (2 years ago) Permalink
Rodham wuz robbed
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
although I do appreciate that gabbneb was the only ILXor on this list (twice!!)
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
Blowjob Billy
― wavy g. wavegarten (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:01 (2 years ago) Permalink
Bam's reelection strategy is same as Blowjob Billy's: To govern like a Republican who doesn't talk like a crazy person.
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius)
xpost lol!
― buzza, Monday, 28 March 2011 18:01 (2 years ago) Permalink
I'm sure you guys know that I'm just tossin up softballs for you
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:04 (2 years ago) Permalink
you may also be underestimating that Rombama are equally contemptible. Except Mittens hasn't actually outdone Dubya on police statism yet.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, October 22, 2011 8:05 PM (3 minutes ago)
― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah we're gonna have to start collecting these for the 2012 version of this poll
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (Hillary Clinton) 2
robbed
― mid-song laughing elvis (schlump), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
also, he forgot Billy Blythe.
― Dr Morbius
^^ that's my fave!
― gff
― buzza, Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
mcnasty really got shafted here
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
mcnasty was mccain's well known high school nickname iirc
― some dude, Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
so, this 'fire drill' was to get Bush III into the Leno show for his interview?
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 26, 2011 11:47 AM
― lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 15:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
really can't argue with the winner here
― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah.
dr. m called me "Your Smugness" about a week ago, which made me laugh out loud.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
pundneb is hilarious
― lol waggoner (am0n), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
i always read it as "puddneb"
― buzza, Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (Hillary Clinton)
― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
also equating my Don't Vote for Obamdum = Vote for Romnee is exceptional toolism
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius)
― buzza, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
W and Billy were sockpuppets, as is Hopey
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, April 17, 2012
― buzza, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
Adolf Giuliani
― buzza, Friday, 2 November 2012 02:32 (7 months ago) Permalink
as much as I look forward to an obama presidency, a biden vice-presidency will surely promise a cornucopia of malapropism
― Edward III, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 11:25 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 November 2012 02:53 (7 months ago) Permalink
i was gonna bump this thread for something the other day, i forget what for now
― all mods con (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 November 2012 03:00 (7 months ago) Permalink
I think she called him MilBe.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:33 (5 months ago) Permalink
gabbygabbknobpundnebslobknobSlobknobodan Gabbnebovich
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 19:06 (4 months ago) Permalink
spudd neb
― am0n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:18 (4 months ago) Permalink