http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18blnesnzaijsjpg/original.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
fwiw americans were blind to his drug intake because they dont follow or understand cycling
is that a shop? Because that pic rules.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
hah its real
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
what he did to other cyclists is unconscionable, like if barry bonds and roger clemens were beloved by everyone in the press and public but behind the scenes bullied and marginalized clean baseball players into retiring and being persona non grata.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
yeah thats unquestionably the worst part, although it wasnt just other cyclists he bullied
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
Bully Lance is definitely worse than cheater Lance.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
a friend read tyler hamiltons autobio and he said theres a story in there of tyler and lance training when a car cuts them off so lance takes a short cut stops in front of the car pulls the driver out and beats him up, just a real mean bastard this guy
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
mcgwire is still a lovable goofball ever after roiding, even bonds was just kind of a hilarious douchebag (didn't he have some amazing thousand dollar throne recliner seat that took up a big corner of the giants' locker room?), but lance was basically a gangster in yellow spandex and sheryl crow dangling off one of his ropey EPO trackmarked arms.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
the best was when gary sheffield had beef w bonds because he stole his personal chef
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
lmao my favorite part of that story was how bonds hired the chef and then later called gary and was like 'huh, why isn't that guy working for you anymore? what happened there?' meanwhile in the background gary could probably hear the sizzle of a stir fry someone was cooking up for barry four ft away.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
'oh you want beef? I got this great chef you can come over and have some of mine'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
That is great. That's how trolling is done.
― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
THAT PHOTO
― friday goodness thank it's (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
why are oprah and lance talking in front of a lotion table
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
the cream, the clear, etc
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
room temperate tap water for me, with a straw. oprah? the same? very good. the same for oprah, please. and, mary? *grabs assistant's wrist, twists it almost imperceptibly* no condensation on the glasses this time, okay?
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
*smiles, mops brow*
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
Can I just say
There's a reason why I resisted wearing one of those stupid yellow bracelets in the chemo room? That whole LIVESTRONG thing just rubbed me the wrong way - the way Armstrong was praised for LIVING STRONG and BEATING CANCER, just like it was another Tour de France race. The whole campaign seemed like another example of being STRONG ENOUGH to say NO to DEATH.
When none of that has anything to do with whether you succumb to a disease or not. I do know that Armstrong enjoyed a degree of health care not available to many, many other sufferers of cancer, just like he had some extra medical help in winning those bicycle races. I would feel like a schmuck right now had I held my fist in the air, little rubber band with his name on it dangling from my wrist. It's another example of holding a parade for somebody who was already living on a float.
Someone will argue that at least, in the end, he raised awareness of cancer. You know, cancer, that obscure c-list disease that only people with hazel eyes and left hands get. If anything, he raised the hopes of some that turned out to be artificial, at best.
So at long last, I can feel comfortable about saying Fuck This Guy without getting pelted with a bunch of little lemon powerbars.
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/734176_10151247284605745_1101608017_n.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
xpost
more likely to be Lance's own brand of really terrible Stroopwaffles
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
i heckled lance at the nyc marathon, thats right everyone, im working on picking out the color for my own bracelets
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
brown wd be nice
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
lag∞n's bracelets will read: BEAT THE DEVIL
― Aimless, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Yv743.jpg
monster imo
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I got the Hamilton book for Xmas. Lance Armstrong is undeniably a cunt, but to be honest I sympathize with him in that particular incident.
― A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/lance-armstrong-admits-to-using-performanceenhanci,30912/
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
xxx-post
THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
"self-righteous egomaniac"? I dunno Onion, that's giving him a lot of credit, especially when "sociopath" is just one word.
― hot slag (lukas), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
Lance Armstrong is a Dog, one you do not trust
― some dude, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
Cartoon where Lance Armstrong and Eric Clapton are both claiming to be God(s) and then Sheryl Crow is making a cute smirk like "oh brother, these two guys..." in the next panel
― Cunga, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 08:27 (eleven years ago) link
i wonder if he's recanted months of calling ppl pussies on twitter who questioned his original stupid newsweek article?
http://cantstopthebleeding.com/wordpress/img/2012/08/Screen-Shot-2012-08-27-at-1.24.55-PM.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 08:41 (eleven years ago) link
Okay - who is watching the Oprah interview?
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 18 January 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
i'm already bored
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
wow the show is really called "Oprah's Next Chapter"
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 18 January 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link
the size of the own logo is hilarious
― johnny crunch, Friday, 18 January 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
it's dull, he's smug, already used the "everybody was doing it" line. I'll just leave it in the background and shake my head occasionally.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 18 January 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
the fact that they stretched this into 2.5 hrs of content is the biggest travesty of all
― johnny crunch, Friday, 18 January 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
someone tell me when he flies into a roid rage
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 January 2013 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
Richard Moore @richardmoore73
Trending topics in UK: #BBCLance, #Oprah, #Lance, #EPO and #JEDWARDmissMUCH
― my life in the bush of goatse.cx (haitch), Friday, 18 January 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link
omg this is the most boring thing i've ever watched
i've turned on drumline
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
Bec @Brocklesnitch
I hope Lance Armstrong cries and then Oprah softly licks all of his tears from his face to help her do some more time in her workout later
― my life in the bush of goatse.cx (haitch), Friday, 18 January 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
Well he's still lying.
He's obviously protecting people (that lied for him under oath) and denying any recent wrongdoing that is still within the statute of limitations.
He's only admitting enough to try to gain some sponsorship back and to get some of his supporters back.
His mind is so evil and calculating that he'll believe only what he wants to... It's hard to say what's going to happen to him next.
BUT...
If he really wanted to reverse the damage done to the support he could provide intel to USADA/WADA connecting his management, his financiers to the top of the UCI, all the while fixing the races, and probably the biggest kicker is how his financiers bankrolled the Amgen IPO which possibly led to a highly illegal team sponsorship for Amgen's branded EPO.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 18 January 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yuysz.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 18 January 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link
@pbump: FYI, Lance Armstong actually just tried to rationalize attempts to destroy a woman's reputation by noting that he didn't call her fat.
― hot slag (lukas), Friday, 18 January 2013 05:17 (eleven years ago) link
"If there was a truth and reconciliation commission - and I can't call for that - and I'm invited I'll be first man through the door."
ball of steel
― cozen, Friday, 18 January 2013 10:47 (eleven years ago) link
thread title needs a change, maybe just had "in the Nietzschean sense" or something i dunno
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 18 January 2013 10:50 (eleven years ago) link
This is the woman who is not Fat. 1000000000x better human being than Lance
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t1#/video/us/2013/01/18/ac-armstrong-andreu-reacts-to-intv.cnn
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 18 January 2013 11:19 (eleven years ago) link
RIP Lance, heaven needed a really shit reason for having seven really boring Tours in a row.
Anyway, I'm off to see what L'Equipe has to say about this, I bet it will be quite reasoned.
― You Just Haven't Formed It Yet, Babby (King Boy Pato), Friday, 18 January 2013 12:33 (eleven years ago) link
can we change thread title to "Lance Armstrong is a Golden God"
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 18 January 2013 12:34 (eleven years ago) link