MOVIE 43: this is guaranteed to be hot garbage, right

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The gross for "New Year's Eve" was almost triple its budget and everything about it was a hot tranny mess

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

I kinda want to see it.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

I will never not laugh at Johnny Knoxville taking a shot to the balls.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

not sure if the audience for a cavalcade of stars proving they're not afraid to say "butthole" 900 times is as big as the audience for a cavalcade of stars falling in love.

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

djp that is disrespectful to trannies

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

though hey one of my favorite movies is The Ten so I guess I can't throw stones

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

NYE is prob not a great comparison point. but i mean almost any of these folks, if they're dying to work for less than a week on something silly and R-rated, could go host SNL or book a guest spot on an Adult Swim show or do a Funny or Die viral video. that they're just throwing up their hands and calling this "movie 43" suggests turning any kind of profit, on DVD or otherwise, is not a major ambition.

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

wikipedia says this was shot in 2010, so i assume they've been letting it age like fine wine

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder if they just spent two and a half years cycling through the first 42 working titles

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

according to Wikipedia they started in 2010 but it took several years to shoot because of everyone's schedules

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

I remember seeing a web trailer for this maybe as far back as a year ago.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

according to Wikipedia they started in 2010 but it took several years to shoot because of everyone's schedules

ah, should have scrolled down.

all the same...a movie that's not afraid to offend from the directors of Mr. Deeds, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Tales From The Hood, Practical Magic, Super, The Brothers Solomon, and Tower Heist

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

the most offensive thing about Tower Heist was how non-offensive it was

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

cool that elizabeth banks is getting into directing, though

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

ha yeah I noticed that too

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

just gonna assume she directed Halle putting things into her vagina regardless of any scurrilous info on that Wikipedia page

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

my guess is two good bits and a lot of "YES DOCTOR I SAID MY GENITALS" "WITH A <ethnicity to be decided upon later>???"

xpost!

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

So this will probably be The Underground Comedy Movie for a new decade?

The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, i loved Kentucky Fried Movie when I wasnt old enough to rent Kentucky Fried Movie on VHS but not old enough to see it in the theater. I have no idea why this isnt going right to DVD considering its prime audience is like 15 yos

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

*WAS old enough to rent

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

should also be noted that kentucky fried movie and the ten were both a bunch of sketches by one comedy team, not from 12 directors and 15 writers

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

also, like theres this whole new generation of things that are "more dirty than funny" like the billy eichner subway posters that say GET QUIZZED IN THE FACE

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

production-wise this is really more of an anthology like New York, I Love You

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

So this will probably be The Underground Comedy Movie for a new decade?

god I hope not

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

if this was coming out the pre-Shallow Hal Farrelly Bros days, ILX would be fyucking psyched about this

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

that is a not-insignificant qualifier there

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

that'd be impressive considering shallow hal was 2001

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

trying to imagine a bunch of freaky trigger writers and readers christening a forum with "MOVIE 43 WOOOOOOOO"

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

ah yes, i remember those early days of ILX when Me, Myself & Irene was a cornerstone of the board's comedy canon

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

every time i read this thread title i keep thinking Hot Garbage would be a totally awesome name for this film

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

leave it to the boards two onion a/v club stans to break down a "i remember when people in our general circle had goodwill towards the farrely brothers" post into a feverish blend of wikipedia sleuthing, sad pedantry, and Freak Trigger fan fiction. Good work, guys!

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

I can definitely imagine a younger whiney being psyched about this with "Falling Away From Me" playing in the background

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

tell me more about "Freak Trigger" *opens notepad*

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

whiney you're always pulling this "we all used to love adam sandler movies, admit it" shit, speak for yourself son

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

man use Word, get with the now

xpost

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

hey I still love Billy Madison xpost

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

if you never fucked with dumb and dumber the problem is not with me, breh

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

i fucked with dumb and dumber but if i also know pedantic clowns in their early 30s is but a subset of a terrarium that is ilx

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

i love Dumb & Dumber! that movie was already pretty well in the rearview mirror by 2001 though.

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

damn Micc-Daddy with two solid parries back to back

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, some dude. i should have asummed a guy who spent the 90s riding for They Might Be Giants and Soul Coughing must have jumped right to the Kieślowski trilogy, by bad

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

you just described jjjusten

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

maybe there's a 300-post "anticipate OSMOSIS JONES with me" thread i missed

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

holy fuck this is the Agassi - Sampras of meta-insult thread derails

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

haha i still don't know who nino carter is

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

BJO

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

Super Troopers has a small core cast and a plot that runs through the whole movie, with lots of comedic tangents. does this look like that to you?

all I was trying to say is that when it comes to movies that are really just a series of sketches, Super Troopers was the only one I can think of right now that really make it work because the plot was in the movie enough to be coherent but didn't require an unfunny 10-15 minute stretch to work things out (even Office Space was guilty of this). I don't think MOVIE 43 will resemble this, at all

by the way, I remember reading that Epic Movie grossed over four times its budget, so expect a lot of these movies in the following decade. at least this one doesn't seem to be stuffed with pop culture references that are dated by the time the thing hits the theatres!

frogbs, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

the point some dude was making is that there is no overarching plot to this movie

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

also I just noticed this: Aasif Mandvi as Asif

lol

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

coprophilia is so hot right now

maura, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

In mother russia, poop eats YOU!

that futterwacken you like is back in style (how's life), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

it's funny how they're going out of their way to point out the movie wasn't a money-loser, when what that means is a bunch of successful actors appeared in skits about poopie for no money

da croupier, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

poor griffin dunne
― buzza, Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:16 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He seems to be doing alright. It was nice to see him in one of the last Girls episodes.

His skit is by far the weirdest in the movie, and certainly the most tonally different. It looks great (though there is an extended shot of Emma Stone that might be more out of focus than anything I've ever seen in a major movie. Like, maybe she just dropped in for a single take and bailed).

He's a veteran of the sketch anthology movie, too, having appeared in Amazon Women on the Moon (which this movie most closely resembles) in '87.

Walter Galt, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

i'd like to think this movie might have cost that dude who produces farrelly bros movies a little social capital on top of the $6m

da croupier, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.asiabooks.com/images_books/9780977507078_C0_S.jpg

Mark G, Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

Unrated version on DVD is gonna blow this out of the water

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

Just waiting on the porn parody Movie 69

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

Also this film vs

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-surreally-incompetent-not-another-not-another,91699/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

On the plus side, I've just found out there's going to be a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

now on netflix instant!

ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

Somebody else watch it so we can discuss its glory

ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Friday, 11 October 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

This wasn't the worst thing.

obie stompin' moby (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 November 2013 23:38 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, there's a handful of funny sketches in this.

Walter Galt, Monday, 4 November 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link

Seriously all the harry knowles wannabes just raring to try out their best "It was like Princess Di crashing a turd into a wet Hitlerbortion" lines before entering the theater

obie stompin' moby (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 4 November 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link

JB Smoove, Jason Sudekis, and Terrence Howard were downright hilarious in this, fuck the haters

obie stompin' moby (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 4 November 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link

I've got your back on this. I just realized I had previously said:

This movie is awful, but I laughed a bunch. People seem apoplectic about this fairly harmless thing (which isn't particularly cynical, and is rarely cruel - just dumb), when surely it's a GOOD thing that a studio threw down for a wide-release film that cost $6m and isn't based on a friggin' videogame/superhero or an '80s reboot. Anyway, yeah - it's worth the price of admission for the Rusty Cundieff skit. Lots of fun.
― Walter Galt, Tuesday, January 29, 2013 11:31 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and

(Griffin Dunne) seems to be doing alright. It was nice to see him in one of the last Girls episodes.

His skit is by far the weirdest in the movie, and certainly the most tonally different. It looks great (though there is an extended shot of Emma Stone that might be more out of focus than anything I've ever seen in a major movie. Like, maybe she just dropped in for a single take and bailed).

He's a veteran of the sketch anthology movie, too, having appeared in Amazon Women on the Moon (which this movie most closely resembles) in '87.
― Walter Galt, Thursday, January 31, 2013 2:56 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Walter Galt, Monday, 4 November 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

this was kinda fascinating

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link

just like how on earth did this even happen?

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link

wiki on this is p revealing

Development

Wessler first came up with the idea for an outrageous comedy made up of several short films in the early 2000s. "It's like Funny or Die, only if you could go crazy," judged Farrelly, "because with Funny or Die, there are certain limits. And we just wanted to do that kind of short and go much further than that." Charlie Wessler affirmed that he "wanted to make a Kentucky Fried Movie for the modern age".[5]

Wessler then recruited three pairs of directors—Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Peter and Bobby Farrelly, and David and Jerry Zucker—to sign on to write and direct one-third of the project each. He then began working out a deal with a studio for the project, but the project did not stick. "They ended up calling me about a month after we started negotiating the deal and said 'we can't do it' because they had political pressure to not make R-rated movies that were marketed to teenagers," claimed Wessler. He then went to multiple other studios, but, according to Wessler, "no one could understand what [he] was trying to do".[6]

In 2009, Peter Farrelly and producer John Penotti took their pitch—along with about 60 scripts for the vignettes—to Relativity Media. At that meeting, Wessler, Penotti, and Farrelly presented one short that they already had shot, starring Kate Winslet as a woman going on a blind date with a seemingly successful and handsome Hugh Jackman. "They just looked at me and said, 'Go for it,'" Wessler told The Hollywood Reporter. "It takes a lot of balls to make something that is not conventional." Relativity funded a mere $6 million for the film, but no other studio would sign on. "Other potential backers", Farrelly revealed, "didn't believe it could happen—a movie with Kate Winslet for $6 million?"[6]

The film officially began shooting in March 2010, but due to its large cast, producer/director Farrelly told Entertainment Weekly that "This movie was made over four years, and they just had to wait for a year or two years for different actors. They would shoot for a week, and shut down for several months. Same thing with the directors. It was the type of movie you could come back to." Shortly before principal photography, writers Parker, Stone, and David and Jerry Zucker backed out of the project.[7]

The film ended up with 13 directors and 19 writers tied to it, each one co-writing and directing different segments of the sixteen different storylines.[8] Farrelly directed the parts of the movie with Halle Berry and Kate Winslet.[6][7][9]
Casting and filming

Wessler spent years recruiting actors for the film. Many turned down the project because they were asked to work for scale. "Most agents would avoid me because they knew what I wanted to do—what agent wants to book their big client in a no pay, $800-a-day, two-day shoot?" he said. "The truth is, I had a lot of friends who were in this movie. And if they didn't say yes, this movie wouldn't have gotten made." In the end, most of the actors were willing to take part because the film only required a few days of their time and often allowed them to play a character outside of their wheelhouse.[6]

Hugh Jackman was the first actor Wessler cast. He met the star at a wedding and then called him some time later and pitched him the short. Jackman read the script and agreed to be a part of the film. "He called me back I think 24 hours later and said, 'Yeah I wanna do this,' which I think is, quite frankly, incredibly ballsy. Because you could be made a fool of, or you could look silly, and there will be people who say, 'That's crazy; he should never have done it.'"[6]

After talking to the multiple agents of Kate Winslet, she eventually agreed to take part. The Winslet-Jackman sketch was shot shortly after, and became the reel to attract other A-list stars.[6]

John Hodgman, who plays opposite Justin Long in one sketch, signed on with no knowledge of the project. Long, Hodgman's co-star in the long-running series of Apple's commercials, asked him what the project was, and he then signed on, without still knowing too much. Hodgman said, "I got an e-mail from Justin that said, 'I'm going to be dressing up as Robin again. Do you want to dress up as the Penguin?' And I said yes. Without even realizing cameras would be involved, or that it would be a movie."[6]

Others were not so affable. In fact, some stars hedged: Richard Gere, a friend of Wessler's, said yes—but also said he would not be available for more than a year. So Wessler waited him out, convinced his sketch was good. Gere eventually called Wessler and told him he was free to shoot, on just a couple of conditions: They had to do it in four days, and they needed to relocate the shoot from Los Angeles to New York.[6]

"They clearly wanted out!" judged Farrelly. "But we wouldn't let them. The strategy was simple: 'Wait for them. Shoot when they want to shoot. Guilt them to death.' It didn't work on everyone." Colin Farrell initially agreed to be in the Butler leprechaun sketch—as Butler's brother, also a leprechaun—but then he backed out and Gerard Butler did the sketch by himself. Farrelly said that when he approached George Clooney about playing himself in a sketch (the gag was that Clooney is bad at picking up women), Clooney told him "No fucking way."[6] There were to be two sketches written and directed by Bob Odenkirk; one that starred Anton Yelchin as a necrophiliac who worked at a morgue and had sex with the dead female bodies that was shown at a test screening of the film, and another starring Julianne Moore and Tony Shalhoub as a married couple being interviewed by a detective about their missing daughter. Both sketches were cut out of the final film.[10] Producer John Penotti said that the sketches would be seen on the DVD and Blu-ray Disc releases of the film.[6]

Because the filmmakers worked around the stars' schedules, the filming of the whole movie took several years. While so many A-list actors were on board, most were not completely aware of what other sketches would be included in the film, which features 13 vignettes tied together by a story of a mad screenwriter (Dennis Quaid) pitching ideas to a movie producer (Greg Kinnear). Penotti said many of the actors did not ask many questions about what else was going on in the film. "They were attracted to their script, and as long as that tickled their funnybone, that was enough," he revealed.[6][11]

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

the story of the making of the movie interests me SO much more than the movie itself

wondering if I would have wanted to watch it any more if the Zuckers and Parker/Stone were still on board (secret answer: YES)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link

almost half of these are up to the level of "snl sketch after weekend update" (fwiw) but the ratio feels even worse because of the bracketing story.

da croupier, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 08:57 (ten years ago) link


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