http://www.qualcomm.com/ces
― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
Did they get the writers of the Big Bang Theory to write the actor trio's dialogue?
― mh, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/Sprad/AreYouBornMobile_zps84b0820d.png
― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
started out tethered to a cord, still have the scar to prove it.
― Plasmon, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/Sprad/vuforia_zpsfe7ef62d.png
― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
― Milton Parker, Wednesday, January 9, 2013 4:00 PM
lol before the first girl speaks she flinches at mic feedback
― ♨ (am0n), Thursday, 10 January 2013 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
"i just pwned half the world"
I find it hard to believe that VolcanoMom63 is competitive in Korean gaming
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 10 January 2013 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
incredible post/video
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:07 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8To-6VIJZRE
― ♨ (am0n), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
So so so good
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://blogs.ottawacitizen.com/2013/01/08/bornmobile-qualcomm-kicks-off-ces-2013/
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
Im enjoying jeremy being a life couch on season 8 of peep show
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
I need a life couch
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
All in all for a first time kick at the can Qualcomm did a great job, look forward to see more of their products in action.
― ♨ (am0n), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
now comes the second wave of thinkpieces about how this was in fact a wildly successful keynote: Qualcomm sells computer chips to other manufacturers, and is therefore invulnerable to the kind of image problems that affect retail manufacturers; but at the same time, wide public awareness of the brandname does influence those industry purchasers
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2414112,00.asp
See, we weren't the audience for Qualcomm's "Born Mobile" performance. We were the subject. And what's most embarrassing in all of this is that not only does Qualcomm think of us as frivolous, delusional, ambulatory ATM machines, but there's a good chance that the seller of the next mobile device you buy does too.
Sadly, they're probably right.
― Milton Parker, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
Most definitely.
The part that stands out the most is that they're speaking to an audience that they know is skeptical of "personas" which are the different use-cases for types of technology, so they've gone out of their way to show how fleshed-out and accurate they are. Normally you end up with "early 20s guy, office job, gamer, lives alone but has girlfriend, goes out to eat on weekends but plays a lot of xbox during the week" and turned it into AWESOME GAMER DUDE on stage. It's like they went full circle from stereotypes -> persona studies -> even worse stereotypes in an effort to make the presentation appeal to more groups.
― mh, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
oh my god
http://www.mindvalley.com/blog/office-drama/why-you-should-take-naps-in-our-office-to-motivate-us/
― tpp, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 09:00 (eleven years ago) link
ok, so if you're unfamiliar with the world of overpriced baubles, alex and ani is a rhode island based company that's had a remarkable success story selling underwhelming jewelry. the company's quickly diversifying is weird ways, including buying a local vineyard, launching coffee shops, and buying one of the grand mansions of newport. and now, YOU TOO can enjoy the unsettling optimism of the hive-mind and suffer the corporate ego-death through their terrifyingly positive new-age work style! behold: ALEX AND ANI UNIVERSITY
http://www.alexandaniuniversity.com/
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fMNGvzd.png
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.alexandaniuniversity.com/course-offerings/lead-250-reality-management/
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.alexandaniuniversity.com/article-1-about-course/
^^ every last word
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
Owner and designer Carolyn Rafaelian truly fuels this organizational spirit. As her personal calling, Rafaelian awakens the essence of team members by embodying the spirit of being human each day herself never seeming to lose sight of her guiding role. It is her life’s work to inspire her customers to relish what is unique and authentic about their selves.
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
that description makes her sound like a sorceress
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
thanks for posting that, elmo. grade A example of new age terminology being effortlessly integrated into corporate philosophy without a hiccup.
this thread is focusing on some of the more over the top, easier to laugh at examples, but a relevant tracking term here is Sacred Commerce (i.e. spearheaded by the founders of the infamous Cafe Gratitude)
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
I couldn’t help but reflect on how the combination of Rafaelian and Feroce have ignited a spark heard around New England.
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
www.wisdom2summit.com
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
"wisdom 2.0 is, quite possibly, the most important gathering of our times."- Bob Marley
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
Oh no whoops it's not Bob Marley it's R1ch F3rnand3z, PhD, D1r3ctor of Ex3cut1v3 D3v3l0pm3nt, G00gl3
"real silicon valley could learn a thing or two from fake silicon valley"
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
overheard a middle aged guy on the bus talking to whom i assume was his mother about his plans for the week.
tuesday night was "neighborhood association meeting" and all day thursday was an "ideas summit" because, "i really should be at that kind of thing, even if it costs $150."
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
oh man
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
― zero dark (s1ocki)
i'm just glad somebody else appreciated that.
fwiw alex & ani u does NOT offer writing classes, maybe?
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
ideas summit letterhead has light bulb over mountaintop
― am0n, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
alex & ani university is chock full of wtf
"I call Alex and Ani products “love-identity” objects since the company spotlights our feelings and focus on connection."
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
All of this language just turns into a muted trombone riff.
I've sat through a few meetings like this (minus the hippie overtones). Even when people who are infected with this language try not to speak like this, it just creeps back in.
― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
a song has to be really good to get me to the point where i'm singing "cause you sex takes me to paradise" around the house and walking to work and clapping my hands and bobbing my head and shit
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
oops wrong thread
lol
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know man, I don't think it is
― mh, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
the one that gets me: "When I first met Alex and Ani’s CEO, Giovanni Feroce, I was struck by his clear intention to bring a new standard industrialization code (or SIC) to Alex and Ani products. Feroce wanted a new SIC labeled “positivity energy.” Not only does he seek reclamation of American manufacturing, but he also considers this “mission” a requirement amidst the climate of economic uncertainty for most human beings today."
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
i can't even parse that sentence. i need a diagram.
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/Sprad/Mindvalley_Earth_zps8ff0e84f.png
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
wow
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
how did i miss this thread until right now, this is amazing and horrifying
― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
it's like a late-period david foster wallace story escaped into the real world
welcome, strongo.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
profits support the earth. smdh
― Aimless, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
profits all the way down
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
you need to get 11 servings of profits daily but earth should only be enjoyed sparingly
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago) link