Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven

have you got a lot of hawaii mundane lined up for him?

chocolate macadamia factory

The main thing I'm trying to be clear about is that people weren't trying to "warn" anyone
^Nabisco

Yeah, warning someone about something that has hurt others is clearly insane, Misery.
^roxymuzak
god forbid i try to warn people about a emotional manipulator messing with the heads of a handful of ilxors. what a jerk i am.
^chaki
LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO WARN PEOPLE ABOUT PSYCHOS.
^chaki

Thanks for clearing up your story GD.

Consider us warned about people who lie on the Internet.

it became that after a while yes. it didnt start that way though.

try as you might but you aint knockin n frm his otm status.

The first one is from before Misery left, that was fairly early on.

Come on can't he be slightly off the money for a fraction of a post? Just once?

theres a fine line between "pointing out something" and "warning"

Yes, and I think going as far as "PSYCHO BITCH" is slightly over that line.

haha wait I added BITCH in :)

i stand by that statement.

Tonight, on Uppity Women!

Chaki hears that someone's been breaking hearts, awards them honorary Bro status.

He hears that they're a woman.

LONG SHOT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(training montage)

He finds some bullshit written on a toilet wall, tattoos it on his forearm.

Using TECHNOLOGY, he tracks her to her LAIR and confronts her.

When pressured to come up with something as proof beyond "everyone knows this", he produces the bullshit.

Star of bullshit turns up, says "You all know this is bullshit, right?"

Chaki elected king of the internet.

Is that about it? Have I missed anything here?

I know this is kind of a dickish start to a sentence, but I've wondered occasionally what ILX is like since I've been gone, and it turns out that it's a place where no-one feels the need to imagine why anyone would react differently to them when being challenged.

(Also where you don't need to know what the word 'supposedly' means, Jesus Fucking Christ people it's Comprehension 101)

(deep breath)

nabisco: You've been around a long time man, you know how much people talk and how much they don't. You remember Graham, right, and how when that blew up half of ILX was going "Who, Graham? He seemed so nice!"? Stuff like "if that had somehow magically never occurred to you" is incommensurate with how ILX has always worked.

Also, you know, this is exactly the kind of stuff that you're usually very good at - you've been much fairer to discussing groups of people that you'll never meet and have no direct interest in that you have here with folk who are by internet standards standing in the same room. Unless you're saying that they're all in serious denial, then you have to take them at face value, at which point saying that people are "pointing out" stuff when all they're doing is alluding to some mysterious bullshit is working against the "I'm just being impartial" air of your posts.

I'd have thought, from when Chaki followed her from other threads to here (and I think a factor of this is that you're basically having a fight in another dorm's crash area) to keep barking at her, that it was finally going to blow up. And if it's been kept secret out of consideration for the silent and imaginary wounded, fair enough. But once it's going come out, you'll have the righteously angry on both sides, and one of them is going to end up righteously angry and wrong, so I wouldn't have started with "Bdum-tisch".

If I'm seeming to have a go at you here, I'm not intending to, it's just that you're the last person on ILX that I'd have expected to take the tone of your first few posts, so I'm wondering if I've missed some cast-iron early sign that Chaki wasn't just being a grudgy little fuck.

All the rest of y'all get half a bar.

Also also apart from Chaki's expanding list of the wounded, all the rest of us had to go on is pretty much the same evidence we had of Dee, and I didn't see anyone claiming she was imaginary.

All the rest of y'all get half a bar.

cold. ice cold.

andrew, you are so full of shit.

dee had like 60 pictures of herself.

also the correct phrasing is "and the rest of all y'all"

looks like somebody else got punk'd

ahahaha

'm wondering if I've missed some cast-iron early sign that Chaki wasn't just being a grudgy little fuck

i think nabisco explained that already. "Much funnier if you already suspected" etc. Some people never gave it a thought, but some people have been talking about it for (literally) years.

ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch mothefucker ouch ouch ouch shit fucking yeow!

(i just went pee after cutting up a big pile of habaneros)

i haven't been in this much genital pain since a failed adolescent experiment in applied lubricants, e.g.: dish detergents

i wish my fridge had one of those cold-water dispensers

mine does but i'm narrowminded about what it gets used for.

Well done

what happened here?

I turn my back for a few days and the one thread I check semi-regularly goes kerflooey?

i'm now convinced that the whole luna debacle was a well-executed smokescreen to distract us from what was really going on in ilx.....or not

luna was fake, maria :((((((

i guess it's time i admit i'm fake.

and so is "scott". I log in and out as maria d and scott seward. I'm really velma. My elaborate ruse includes constructing an on-line and in-print persona for "scott". it's fun making up those metal reviews! i hate metal!

maria, i believe that you and scott are totally fake.

wait, i believe your ruse! the fact that you're fake has somehow magically never occurred to me!

therefore, i must be graham. crap.

maria, the "x is also fake" jokes got pretty played out while you were gone as well :/

ken c thought it was hilarious for like 3 days

...longer than anybody else

i'm always late to the party. sounds like a really, really good time.

btw i downloaded your album. so far just listened to the sauce song. enjoyed it. sorry i thought you were jinglesmith back then.

hi maria! i've missed you.

Sauce Boss is def. a standout.

its ok maria, just being your bro. trying to warn you about the old jokes. thanks for downloading :-D

hi estela! and grady! and chaki! and remy bean! and colette!

i'm smoking resin! (or am I? that statement could be part truth, part fabrication.)

no one would make that up

vivid memory: me and a friend, coming down off acid, scraping every pipe in the house to plug into the bong.

me: "Is it cashed?"

him: "It was cashed when we started!"

cuz the cache was cashed

so how many pipes were in the house?

and then i took the monster-ist of all monster resin hits, and puked out the back door. Puking on acid = no.

xpost - more than there should have been, even for college students

Also also apart from Chaki's expanding list of the wounded, all the rest of us had to go on is pretty much the same evidence we had of Dee, and I didn't see anyone claiming she was imaginary.

Guess it all depends on who was hurt. I mean, shit, I do believe she was "fake" (though you could ask yourself what constitutes fake, right?) but at the end of teh day we don't know why she did it. Maybe she feels ugly, lonely, in desperate need of attention/love or whatever. This whole damn witch hunt - cause let's be honest this is what it really is - is just sad and, also, brought out such a mean side of many people. And I'm pretty sure that Chaki or Ethan or whoever will say I'm played as well cause that makes it easier to build their socalled defense and not have to face the fact that maybe she's not *that* bad a person. Then again what the fuck do I know. Yes, Chaki, I don't know the whole (and true) story. But once you establish a certain view of someone, it's just as hard to change that in a positive way as it is in a negative way.

I think a factor of this is that you're basically having a fight in another dorm's crash area

I started the first one of these threads, and I don't consider myself in any "dorm".

mornin

This whole damn witch hunt - cause let's be honest this is what it really is - is just sad and, also, brought out such a mean side of many people.

hey asshole, a witch hunt constitutes accusing and prosecuting someone based on a fallacy. how the fuck is pointing out the TRUTH a witch hunt? guess what: its not.

And I'm pretty sure that Chaki or Ethan or whoever will say I'm played as well cause that makes it easier to build their socalled defense and not have to face the fact that maybe she's not *that* bad a person.

if you're trying to get me to feel some sort of sympathy for someone that fucked with my life then you're kind of twisted yourself.