the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

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basically wtg george

jazbay crostata (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 January 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

Awesome! Maybe we are entering a post-crimes era of the GL story. Selling off Star Wars, getting married, etc. Let's see some of those abstract personal films now dood.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 5 January 2013 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

maybe he could work on the twin peaks reboot

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 5 January 2013 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

I misread that as 'the twin peaks robot'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 January 2013 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

that's one of the new CGI characters

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 5 January 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

Nah, I think he's at that point in his career now where, like Isaac Asimov or Stephen King, he has an urge to tie together his major brands.
Can hardly wait for Indiana Jones & The Laser Sabre of Myanmar!

Øystein, Saturday, 5 January 2013 11:26 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

There was already a fair amount of crossover merch before the sale, believe me.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I can't believe people are freaking out about this. There's been crossover merch since Star Tours started in 1987, and since Star Wars Weekends became an annual thing in 2003 it's really stepped up.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

bib fortuna bearbrick is pretty next level

Look, Brian, about the afro wig... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

Amount of people freaking out over this vs. amount of people talking about people freaking out over this

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/gallery/star-wars-weekends-merchandise/thermal-detonator.png

This actually seems like a neat bit of kit that you could use for drinking games, etc

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Monday, 1 April 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

Also, the Star Wars Muppets connection has been around since the beginning

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060105145130/muppet/images/7/79/Starwars.jpg

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Monday, 1 April 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

just glad JJ Abrams not doing Pigs in Space feature

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 April 2013 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

"Who's your tailor? I LOVE that outfit..."

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Monday, 1 April 2013 07:35 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY

am0n, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY

am0n, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

did depalma really write the opening crawl. i didnt know that

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I googled that too, seems kinda crazy

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

Disney promises 1 new 'Star Wars' film every summer starting in 2015

polyphonic, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

until the end of time

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

until they don't make money
and then four years after that with a complete reboot

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

i am impressed that patton knows all the infinity gauntlet gems off the top of his head

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

he mispronounces coruscant the same way i do in my head.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

this is the nerdiest rant ive seen in a while

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

DePalma and all those guys were friends if Peter Biskind's book is anything to go off of

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Thursday, 18 April 2013 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah he was the ladies' man of the bunch iirc

mackleless (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 April 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

You can tell by the way I scroll, shorty
That I'm a ladies' man, a business man

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 18 April 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

still not available in my country

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

lol Harrison Ford

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T0vs9gYydo

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 18 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

and then four years after that with a complete reboot

a star wars reboot stamping on a human face forever

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 April 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.starwarsuncut.com/
they just finished empire

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 April 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

"Your sad devotion to that ancient religion ..... which ruled the galaxy like 20 years ago"

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 April 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

they just finished empire

woot woot

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

http://kotaku.com/how-lucasarts-fell-apart-1401731043

Kind of enlightening story about how LucasArts the game company fell apart and had multiple amazing-sounding projects fail, mainly due to GL constantly changing his mind.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 September 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link

Take the case of "Star Wars GTA," for example. During the early days of the 1313 project, some top staff at LucasArts wanted it to be an open-world, Grand Theft Auto-style Star Wars game set on Coruscant, according to two people familiar with that project. It was a fantasy for many on the team, and the thought is enticing—who wouldn’t want to explore and cause mayhem in a world full of seedy bounty hunters and Star Wars crime families?

Looking at their contemporaries at Rockstar and Ubisoft, LucasArts staffers plotted out how many people it would take to build a game like that—hundreds—and how much money it’d cost—millions. That was too much of a risk for the executives at LucasFilm, sources say.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 September 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

a star wars vii is really being made? that's ... horrifying.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:50 (ten years ago) link

That's more the crimes of the current owners of the George Lucas intellectual property collection.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:59 (ten years ago) link

Star Wars 7 shit talk

Doctor Casino, Monday, 7 April 2014 02:09 (ten years ago) link

Motormouth & Killpower),

um, didn't mean to post that, sorry

but during a meeting with Star Wars creator George Lucas, he presented a new vision for the Darth Maul title. According to Game Informer, Lucas wanted a "buddy cop-like experience" with Darth Maul and Darth Talon — a Sith Lady separated by more than 170 years of Star Wars fiction from Maul — teaming up as friends.

http://www.polygon.com/2014/4/8/5595156/report-lucasarts-canceled-darth-maul-game-star-wars-red-fly-studio

diamonddave85‌ (diamonddave85), Friday, 11 April 2014 04:03 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

On ITV1? I stopped after there were two 5 minute breaks within the first half hour.

― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Saturday, November 21, 2009 6:40 PM (4 years ago)

They're showing TESB on ITV1 right now. Earlier I caught the bit where Han has just come back from his patrol. Then I watched the second half of Iron Man on Channel 4, which was also replete with commercials but not too bad. Just switched back to TESB and Luke is still taking out walkers on Hoth.

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link

Rumor going around that Disney is going to release the original, unaltered, trilogy on Blu Ray.

oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link

that news directed me to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHfLX_TMduY

looks interesting/promising. has anybody seen these versions?

when i die, show no pity. send my soul to juggalo city (art), Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

I still hold GL blocked re-issuing the originals due to his ex-wife's credit on(and royalties from) them

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

holy shiz that looks amazing.

piscesx, Sunday, 17 August 2014 11:14 (nine years ago) link

That's pretty cool, but also seems a little like the cinematic equivalent of those foreskin restoration guys.

oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 17 August 2014 11:41 (nine years ago) link

despecialized versions are really great. It feels like you're watching star wars, an effect the bds cunningly avoid.

DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Sunday, 17 August 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link


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