bruno mars got arrested for cocaine possession

pottery, eh? i'll check it out.

jesus, not feeling that

also like "heaven", but isn't it actually a rip of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHYIGy1dyd8

(itself arguably a police rip admittedly)

always cracks me up when dudes need the #1 song in the country spoonfed to them via ilm

yeah, but i don't give a flying fuck about popular music

http://i.imgur.com/KPlLh.jpg

got a rollei on my wrist

you used to care, strongo! i swear that you did!

yeah but i'm old and bitter now.

(mostly i just have no time. i wish i had time.)

perhaps it shouldn't be hard to find time to hear the no. 1 song in the country, but you'd be surprised.

it's hard to WANT to find time to hear the no. 1 song in the country

http://i.imgur.com/BLx0V.gif

forks whats no. 1 in yr heart?

i don't really gaf if anyone sets aside the 4 minutes a month it would take to keep up with such things, i just think it's funny when three posts on an ilm thread are the magic motivator that suddenly makes it a pressing concern

currently Fiona Apple's Hot Knife is no 1 in my heart (thanks maura)
given the tremendous number of hours die hards on ilx spend here, it doesn't seem odd to me that this is where I get the nudge to try something new... that's ilx's purpose!

teach us how to live, some dude

and since this thread has magic powers and everybody (including those of you like me who thought there was no reason to ever listen to a fiona apple song again) should try it, here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irjo-H4FQw4

(btw, i prefer to believe the lyrics are "if i'm butter than he's a hot knife / he makes my heart into cinnamon toast")

as if i'm a big enough clown to become aware of something through this website - nice try but i'll be turning my radio on now thank you very much

hot knife is one of 2 songs i actually like on that album

it's one of the 2 songs i can remember on that album

lol otm

"Criminal" is a jam but idg Fiona Apple

Bruno turds. peace

what the hell is this fiona appla bullshit

Lay off the coke,man

if you don't want your fav record hated on maybe don't bring it up out of the blue in an unrelated thread fyi

lol at u taking me serious and missing the thread ref

i didn't really understand the coke post but i assume your intention wasn't to turn the thread into a fiona apple hatefest either way

i'm playing the long game

so is Barack Obama.

i really like "when i was your man"

got a "someone like you 2K13" vibe off it

i should check out this album

"if i knew" is amazingly great

http://media.tumblr.com/aba1bad07d01eadd2848cd06bcc5a654/tumblr_inline_ms4kokuSa51qz4rgp.jpg

lol.

he was probably one of the few tolerable parts of the show last night even tho he sang "gorilla"

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/nfl-reportedly-picks-bruno-mars-perform-super-bowl-183507191--nfl.html

lol. does he have enough recognizable songs to fill up a set?

on second thought i guess if justin timberlake can perform at the vmas for like an hour straight anything is possible

I saw Bruno Mars live a few weeks ago and he was great. I can't hate.

yeah he's a good fit, he could do soul/mj covers and it would be fine

you only need a handful of recognizable tracks really

The Stones only did 3 songs, and most of the others do 4.

yeah, he has five #1s, he could a medley of shortened versions of all them and easily fill the 15 minute slot.

Plus bust out another cameo a la Sting, or one of the songs someone else had a hit with.

I hope his halftime show features actual gorillas

oh god i am really scared that "The Lazy Song" video is going to be recreated in the Super Bowl halftime show now

I may loathe his voice more than any living creature's, more than I loathe Alicia Keys' these days. Ubiquity's a bitch.

i'm more pro-Bruno than anti-Bruno now, Unorthodox Jukebox won me over big time

hope stays away from that song altogether xxp