"Well, the more I thought about this just-plain-creepy stuff, the more upset I got about it. This is not really art; it’s just ego-indulgence on the part of the artist. Why in the world anyone would want to buy this is beyond me.I’m going to watch Ebay carefully on this. If I don’t see any action by the end of the “Ugly Betty” auction (Friday afternoon), I’m going to saddle my horse, get my lance, and prepare to tilt at some windmills while I report this to the local authorities. (Whomever that may be; I’ll check into it tomorrow.)Let’s put a little pressure on this dirtbag. Complain HERE, and complain often."
Let’s put a little pressure on this dirtbag. Complain HERE, and complain often."
Wow, just wow at this fucking guy. What's his beef with you? Do you know him personally Dan? What an idiot.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:04 (fifteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Misunderstanding
― Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link
In the second painting the unicorn and nude President Obama are apparently giving each other backrubs. It occurs to me as I write this the latent homo-eroticism just drips from the canvas, really.
― Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 13:11 (fifteen years ago) link
latent
― angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link
He's says he's going to report my Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn paintings to the police.
No, don't know him.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link
oh I hope he posts the transcript of his conversation with the police
― nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Dan, based on the success of Fallout Obama, can you do Obama(or David Tennant or even The New Guy) sticking his head out of the Tardis to have a look around?
(extra points if you can have Obama meeting Jon Pertwee)
― kingfish, Saturday, 14 February 2009 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Maybe Obama and Penelope inspiring Daleks to live peaceful and productive lives, with a Tardis in the background.
Or entering the Tardis and exiting the Phantom Toolbooth.
http://www.faithmouse.com/universal_health_care.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/pancake_pastoral.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:01 (fifteen years ago) link
i was looking for the picture of prince riding a unicorn naked but found this instead:http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/ea/ed/c26cc060ada01fb7d3a4f110.L.jpg
― abanana, Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:17 (fifteen years ago) link
There’s a reason I became disgusted by ‘my own side’ and bailed on my Christian/Conservative apologetic-it was because of asshats such as yourself who scream ‘liberty’ but strive to create less freedom in this country instead of more; it caused me to question who I was fighting for. You guys lost me big time. Yes, I paint and draw mouse porn, not to ‘push back the boundaries of what is acceptable in society’ but because it amuses the hell out of me. If you don’t like it, suck on it.
(DL, from the page Dan linked above.)
― slacki (libcrypt), Sunday, 15 February 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd like to reiterate my support for "mouse porn", Dan, and keep up the good work!
― slacki (libcrypt), Sunday, 15 February 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I've only just taken a good look at the wall street one and it is fabulous. I hop when Obama is setting up his presidential library he engages Mr Lacey to do the frescos.
― Ed, Sunday, 15 February 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Allow me to celebrate the one year anniversary of this thread by previewing an oil painting of a man having sex with a mouse.
NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/masturbating_bear.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't get it...?
― I feel twitterers around me (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Character from the late night US Conan O'Brien program.
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/the_final_battle_censored.jpg
Click to view uncensored version (NSFW)
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Truly a picture worthy of a dream.
― ----> (libcrypt), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
guernico_O
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Bobby Jindal Volcano painting NSFW
Obama: The Raging Sea-http://www.faithmouse.com/raging_sea_obama.jpg
Socks the Cat memorial portrait-http://www.faithmouse.com/socks_the_cat.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/padre_pio_light.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 1 March 2009 06:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Hmm, not bad.
The logo nipples are a bit much, and I get the idea our President ain't the type to wear briefs, but I dig the Socks and Fidel portraits. I only wish Volcano Jindal had some sort of monitoring device on him.
― kingfish, Sunday, 1 March 2009 09:44 (fifteen years ago) link
that's Pio of Pietrelcina
― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Sunday, 1 March 2009 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyone with a beard is Fidel to Kingfish.
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 1 March 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link
its true
― kingfish, Sunday, 1 March 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Michelle Obama, La Pancake Baker
― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
whoa
― We are all from Northampton now (caek), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
lol at pink dolphin ref.
― i got 51 sbs on my profile (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Gawker contest-Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 6 March 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
I want the Socks painting.
― Event Horizon (Nicole), Friday, 6 March 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Socks has been sold, but I would be happy to paint another.
Self-portrait, with pancake NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/rush_the_hut.jpg
Obama Emanuel Unicorn NSFW
Brand New Day, original art NSFW
The last one is the original art for a cartoon I started a few months ago.
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 28 March 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Where The Wild Obama Are NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 29 March 2009 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.myspace.com/myfimalpas
Lyrics, with (notes) by Myfi
TAINT
Why don't we liaiseMy nets will partRevealing a window that's only for you
Why can't we relaxDon't mind the mess dearI toyed with Obama for something to do (Toyed...sex toy... a terrible joke!)
Even my redeemer is resting (Redeemer = Obama)I carryThe weight of the world (Reference to Taint cartoon where she carries a limp Obama over her shoulder)
Expectations, frustrationsNo conference, no gloryJust dark rooms and juicesResentment and stories
Seems their armies will march for the mice (Soldiers = penises)It's time to raise my price (Ref to 'Catholic Harlot' cartoon)
Why don't you confessI hear repentanceArouses, asphyxiation for the soul
Why do I digressMy work's not overTil green faces smile from beneath soiled springs
Surely what's left hear is mine (foetuses)To dispose of as I likeTrue no treaty abidesFor that little sacrifice (Disposal of aborted foetuses)But you know battlegroundsLie wherever killing's found (I'm a feminist :P )
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 3 April 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link
An oil portrait of Warren Ellis.
http://www.faithmouse.com/a_portrait_of_warren_ellis.jpg
The Cougar
http://www.faithmouse.com/the_cougar_tvland.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/dont_run_with_scissors.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 11 April 2009 07:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Scissors and eyeballs is an homage?
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link
It is a warning. A warning not to run with scissors.
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Heeded.
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/matt_drudge_face_mask_pancake.jpg
A painting of Eight Belles, requested by Peta
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
your client list must be a thing to behold dan.
― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 May 2009 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Belated congrats to Dan appearing on the front page of the motherfucking new york times on Sunday!http://www.faithmouse.com/new_york_times_dan_lacey.jpgInterviewed, even: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/31/arts/design/31pain.html?_r=1
― Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I saw that - congrats!
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey, thanks. They specifically asked for Obama unicorn print files for the article, but didn't use any of them. A big Obama Nude On A Unicorn painting on the front cover of the Times would have sold more paper.
http://www.faithmouse.com/abu_ghraib_obama.jpg
CBS News Sunday morning used one of my recent Susan Boyle paintings in a Mo Rocca segment. Once I transfer it from VHS to disc I'll post it online.
http://www.faithmouse.com/susan_boyle_cat_duet.jpg
I'm famous now, so you all owe me five dollars for merely looking at this thread. But, because you are my friends, I will only ask half-price for additional looks. You can pay me via Paypal.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Dan, can we get a portrait of this guy?
http://www.courierpress.com/news/2009/jun/18/man-arrested-dealing-cocaine-mid-haircut/?partner=yahoo_headlines
http://media.courierpress.com/media/img/photos/2009/06/18/bailey_t607.JPG
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
It looks like he purposefully did that to his hair so you could snort lines of coke directly off of the top of his head.
http://www.faithmouse.com/perez_hilton_black_eyed_peas.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Faithmouse appears in print starting on Monday in a paper in the UK-
http://thechristiantimes.org
http://www.faithmouse.com/tct_christania.jpg
The first cartoon is a line drawing, but most of them will be full paintings.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Are you gonna have to tone it down?
― nickn, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link
congrats dan!
― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:55 (fourteen years ago) link
this guy's terrible. do people actually like him or is it some kind of ironic wesley willis shit?
― my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
i actually like him
― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
ok
― my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link