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gabbneb: innappropriate, yet awesome
-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), April 21st, 2006 12:18 AM. (rosemary)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

i'm not a big tv man these days

-- 25 yr old undercover cop (miltonpinsk...), April 28th, 2006 11:42 AM.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 28 April 2006 10:41 (7 years ago) Permalink

but juiced balls or not, those moon shots are pretty amazing.

-- otto midnight (effyouto...), April 17th, 2006 8:37 AM.

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:45 (7 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I'd have thought suzy would be familiar w/ the two fingers but maybe not

-- RJG (RJ...), May 16th, 2006 4:18 PM. (RJG) (later)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

That works both in and out of context. RJG should have an excelsior thread all to himself this last couple of days.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

I wonder how long I can go without touching a floppy. I think it may have been since summer 2004.

-- JW (jo...), Today 12:58 PM. (ex machina) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:24 (7 years ago) Permalink

I might indeed do that (but only if I happen to be wearing a sturdy bra that day)

-- indolent girl (indolentgir...), May 19th, 2006 8:55 AM. (indolent girl) (link)

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:00 (7 years ago) Permalink

Indie Frog is so lazy! He'll never catch Pepe the Fly!

-- Ian Christe (ia...) (webmail), May 19th, 2006 4:10 PM. (Ian Christe) (later) (link)

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

oh god the sex column was vile.
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), Today 12:25 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

He also had an endearing habit of bending down to touch his toes with his arse pointing in my direction during the warm up.

-- Mädchen (madchen_in_unifor...), June 13th, 2006 2:21 PM. (Madchen) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'm a fan of boosies, myself.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), June 14th, 2006 3:11 PM. (trayce) (later) (admin) (userip)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

Jim, its like I wrote it just for you ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

LICK IT

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 22nd, 2006 10:38 AM. (Ned) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 June 2006 00:28 (6 years ago) Permalink

heavens!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 June 2006 08:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

sometimes a girl just needs to keep her box to herself.
-- Kim (grimstitc...), June 21st, 2006 6:21 PM. (Kim)

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

i have fantasies about perfectly round eggs

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 3:42 PM. (electricsound) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

STICKY AND BROWN
STICKY AND BROWN
TASTES SO GOOD WHEN YOU'RE - GOING DOWN

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), July 5th, 2006 3:42 PM. (The Lex) (later)

I'll arrange with Anna to take it up that way before next friday.

-- Ed (dal...), July 5th, 2006 3:45 PM. (dali) (later)

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Saturday, 8 July 2006 09:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

mine is HUGE

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 4:30 AM. (electricsound) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 10:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

Also, I don't think there is such a thing as a single, definite Shimura Curve. They are a set of multi-dimensional toroid shapes with lots of holes in them. So I don't think you can have just one.

-- Margarine Machine (masonicboo...) (webmail), Today 12:05 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

that cat was tight
-- ath (jodec...), July 16th, 2006 2:49 PM. (ath)

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

is every single post on this thread effectively a sexual innuendo?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

DING DING DING!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 17 July 2006 15:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

I like small holes.

-- The Brainwasher (teignmout...), July 29th, 2006 6:31 AM. (Twilight) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 08:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

is every single post on this thread effectively a sexual innuendo?

oops.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 08:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

I think I'd go for red, orange, or black if I was going to get some.

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), August 1st, 2006 5:12 AM. (Tim Ellison) (later)

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Married women can yet their tits out too you know! Unless they are ultra orthodox Jews or something.

-- Emma (emmaluvscak...), October 8th, 2001 1:00 AM.

Emma -- it's all very well you saying that, but it never happens when I ask, no matter how polite I am ;-)

-- Alan Trewartha (alantrewarth...), October 8th, 2001 1:00 AM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

WAU!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

I know, and I am sorry for posting that, but the fact that it reappeared on the New Answers page in this of all weeks was too good to overlook.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

Ah, I thought the little one was one of those toilet cleaner things that hangs over the rim. Your big turd is about half the width of your bath. Good effort!

-- JimD (ji...), October 22nd, 2004.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 7 September 2006 00:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

The ones that get me are the lone men. They all look the same, gahhh.

-- emil.y (container_driver...), October 6th, 2006 4:47 PM. (emil.y) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

Saaaarf Laaaandaaaaaaan rudeboy is a personal favourite of myself and my friends.
-- Dom Passantino (killallgoth...), March 19th, 2003.

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 3 November 2006 12:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

i've only had it once and the person who gave it me called it "roo-bosh".

-- wogan lenin (doglati...), Yesterday 8:15 PM. (dog latin) (later)

― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 9 November 2006 10:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

Hahaha c'mon Blount, you've SEEN me jump down someone's throat before! (HI MOMUS I SEND THEE HUGGLEZ AND GUNZ)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...)

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

Fuck's sake am I glad you aren't black.
-- nabisco (--...), November 17th, 2006. (nabisco)

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 18 November 2006 03:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

me too -- with a really hairy nipple

-- Maria :D (djdutc...), Monday 9:47 PM. (Maria D.) (later)

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

fuck a horse, sister golden hair

-- PappaWheelie MMCMXL (evieandjo...), January 16th, 2007. (later)

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

oh ive missed this thread. one of my faves, after the unintentional wrestling-buttfuck-nipple-lick imagery thread.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

transsexaul

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:57 PM

fuck it

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:58 PM

― onimo, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 08:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

This is still totally my fave thread evar :D

― Trayce, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 09:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

"No, you can shove them up your arse."

this one really tickled.

-- CharlieNo4, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:03 (9 hours ago)

― Trayce, Thursday, 26 April 2007 01:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

(ooh, that's very wide)

-- koogs,

― onimo, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

I chose Pornography.

Do we really need two weeks for this?

-- onimo, Saturday, 12 May 2007 23:11 (Yesterday)

― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2007 10:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

yeah if you do a gopher you could make some money from the county, too

-- river wolf, Monday, May 14, 2007 5:50 PM (3 minutes ago)

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'm kind of mesmerised by Aldo's.

-- accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (3 minutes ago)

― aldo, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

ethan invented rap music

-- deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:04

― Frogman Henry, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

He was constantly on the horse.

-- moley, Friday, 18 May 2007 09:22

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 18 May 2007 11:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

kids are stupid, what are you talking about

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 9:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mine're already dead. I just keep them pickled.

-- Ned Raggett, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 9:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Also, Tuomas has the same lower half as Laurel.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 28, 2007 9:05 PM (2 days ago)

― StanM, Saturday, 30 June 2007 03:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

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