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And then I hope Ginobli gets punched in the balls repeatedly by a bunch of kids.

― David R., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd like Bowen to be torn apart by wild dogs.

― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:06 (sixteen years ago) link

The spurs basically disgust me.

― Clay, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Sew Tony Parker's asshole closed and just keep feedin' him and feedin' him and feedin' him.

― Clay, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:07 (sixteen years ago) link

So are you serious about Amare and Diaw being suspended? Did they both actually leave the bench?

― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link

And God forgive me I know Tim Duncan is a great all-time player superbro, but if I see that hangdog DROOPY SAD look on his face one more fucking time, I'll sick a horny Mark Cuban up his sad ass.

Also, that other European fuck w/ the stubble & floppy hair & hustle to make up for his lack of actual skill - fuck that shit, son. There is only one Eduardo Najera-type in the league, & it sure ain't you.

― David R., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link

According to the replays I saw on the TNT postgame show, Alex, Amare was well off the bench, & Diaw was far enough from the bench to possibly qualify as a rule breaker as well. Supposedly, the coaching staff is claiming Amare was just reporting to check back in, but that ain't gonna fly unless league officials spend too much time with Sir Charles.

― David R., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:13 (sixteen years ago) link

David otm and in line with girlfriend quote: "The Spurs are the team that look most like puppies."

Diaw and Amare should be hit with fines and that rule should be changed into something more malleable... say, stepping onto the court "with malevolent intent" or some such. That way you can avoid fucking over whole series because Bobbert "Big Shot, Big Asshole" Horry got his widdle feelings hurt.

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:16 (sixteen years ago) link

tofu OTM re: stuff - hit dudes that step off the bench w/ fines, hit dudes that involve themselves w/ the fracas w/ suspensions. And Robert Horry should be slapped in the head w/ a 2x4 that has a nail sticking out of it.

― David R., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link

In conclusion, I would like someone to do to most of the Spurs what that psycho girl does to everyone in High Tension. Barry & Finley can get off scott free, but EVERYONE ELSE DIES OR GETS THEIR NUTS CRACKED.

― David R., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0514/nba_a_nash_horry2_412.jpg

― am0n, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 06:14 (sixteen years ago) link

the way horry strutted away after checking him was unbelievable

― am0n, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 06:23 (sixteen years ago) link

man i saw this but i really wish i had been drinking less and paying attention more!

still, i don't at all like the spurs so i ain't really complaining!

― tehresa, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 06:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I like Steve Kerr, despite being a former Spur and a big booster of theirs, is like actually not crazy and able to sensible and evenhanded in his assessment of the game last night:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=ApzXdcHOjk523N1Hh1bLgEY5nYcB?slug=sk-sunsspurs051507&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Fucking bullshit. I hope the Suns beat them anyway tomorrow.

― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Cavs/Nets game three was hands down one of the worst playoff games I have ever seen. My God the East is horrible.

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link

And LeBron sucks.

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Well, one out of two posts ain't bad.

― David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Wow we found something that Snrub knows less about than MUSIC!

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link

oh god wtf is going on right now!?!? detroit down by 23 w/ 4:40 left in the 4th!? awlkdgj!@L:RIW i would have gone to bar to watch game but i am not allowed anywhere near alcohol for a while :(

― tehresa, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Some ESPN Radio meatflap said there was an 8-minute montage of Bruce Bowen being a defensive dick, but there isn't! SHENANIGANS!

Also: this Jazz / Warrior series is pretty keen, but fuck half of the haircuts these guys are sporting (ESPECIALLY FAUXHAWKS).

― David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Also: that horseshit bench rule is horseshit. And it blows. It blows horseshit.

― David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:33 (sixteen years ago) link

STEPHEN JACKSON CHILL THE FUCK OUT

― David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link

In like punk rock, out like punk rock. ._.

― Leee, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Matt Barnes looked more like Chris Dudley in that 4th quarter.

― David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Shu'up, I'm getting a mohawk.

― Leee, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Vote of no confidence in David Stern.

― Clay, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Guys, I am so pissed.

― Clay, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link

LeBron's great. Too bad he's a major tool. Really hope he never wins a title, but the lil fucker probably will.
Bulls go from posting a near-record low team FG % in the first 3 games, to near-record high in the 5th (until 4th qtr garbage time lowered it to a measly 57% for the game). Nice to see the Detroit faithful streaming out with more than 6 minutes left to play. Tehresa, sorry your guys are sometimes too cocky for their own good. (I have NO idea who's gonna win the series now though).
The automatic suspension rule is lame, but hopefully this case will prompt them to write some wiggle room into it.

― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I feel like the only way the Spurs can win this series without being total heels is if they lose tonight and then win game 6 & 7.

That Amare and Diaw shouldn't have been suspended or that Robert Horry was being a dick aside, I'm finally glad the Spurs can stop pulling this pillars of the community shit. Shit gets ollld around here.

― m bison, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

i am really starting to feel like detroit has that whole buffalo bills curse or something. not counting anyone out yet, but last year was rly frustrating and it takes me back to childhood superbowl trauma!

if this ends up a nets-chicago eastern final i really just don't know what to think.

― tehresa, Thursday, 17 May 2007 12:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I think David Stern needs to freeze-dry the Celtics' lottery envelope ASAP!

The ONLY bad thing about last night's game is the amount of minutes most of the Suns had to play due to Robert Horry being a bitch. That they were in control for most of the game speaks volumes about heart & gumption & tenacity & that intangible shit most folks get hard and/or wet for, & also shows how awesome Mike D / Steve Nash / SHAWN MARION are. They can totally take the Spurs in San Antonio (tho it won't be fair to the Spurs w/out Big Shot Bob OH NO), and if it gets back to Phoenix, it's going to be a drubbing.

― David R., Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:08 (sixteen years ago) link

man, the Cavs/Nets series just keeps geting uglier and uglier. How do Cavs shot basketball.

Nets score 6 points in the 4th Quarter the Cavs still get a drubbing.

― brownie, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link

How do Cavs shot basketball:

1) Get the ball
2) Give LeBron the ball (if LeBron doesn't have the ball)
3) Watch LeBron score 1-on-4 OR run back on defense

― David R., Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

What a fucked up playoffs.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

David Stern is the new Gary Bettman.

― David R., Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck

― am0n, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

forksclovetofu has now answered the thread question.

― Aimless, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:28 (sixteen years ago) link

How do Cavs shot basketball:

1) Get the ball
2) Give LeBron the ball (if LeBron doesn't have the ball)
3) Watch LeBron score 1-on-4 OR run back on defense

100% otm

― tehresa, Friday, 18 May 2007 06:32 (sixteen years ago) link

and even though i was working during tonight's game, thank goodness the boys pulled it out! a pistons-cavs series could be great, though ultimately i would think pistons would win. though i don't know if they could keep it up to beat sa or phx :(

― tehresa, Friday, 18 May 2007 06:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Guys, Utah/San Antonio and Cleveland/Detroit might make me stop watching entirely.
NO HORSE IN THIS RACE

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 18 May 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

FUCK

― am0n, Saturday, 19 May 2007 03:39 (sixteen years ago) link

If I am Phoenix now I put Jalen Rose in and tell him to break Tim Duncan's ankle.

― Alex in SF, Saturday, 19 May 2007 04:21 (sixteen years ago) link

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― am0n, Saturday, 19 May 2007 04:57 (sixteen years ago) link

<i>And then I hope Ginobli gets punched in the balls repeatedly by a bunch of kids.

-- David R., Tuesday, May 15, 2007 5:03 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link</i>

me 2

― am0n, Saturday, 19 May 2007 05:00 (sixteen years ago) link

ugh.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 21 May 2007 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link

So now we have our choice of Spurs or Jazz out of the western conference. This is a choice? And Detroit is just fugly and the Cavs are essentially four guys and LeBron. What's a fan to do? I just can't work up enthusiasm for any of this at this stage.

― Aimless, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Me neither. I didn't even bother watching the game yesterday.

― Alex in SF, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

The suspension abomination shows that as fucked up as MLB is, the other sports are worse.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Go Cavs!

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link

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more time for gibson, please.

― lauren, Friday, 8 June 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

if last nites game doesnt answer the question posed in this thread title then nothing will

DEATH TO TIM DUNCAN * DEATH TO DAVID STERN

― jhøshea, Friday, 8 June 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Whatever the question, Gibson is the answer. Also, put Snow on Parker.

― brownie, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

no there is no answer to that - also snow is so so awful

― jhøshea, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Who's this Gibson? I only know of BOOBIE.

― Leee, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link

you know too well, young leee

― brownie, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link

"Young"?

― Leee, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/young_at_heart.jpg

― brownie, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

This Finals will at the very least give Lebron a good excuse for quoting from Shakespeare's Anthony and Cleopatra. For example: "I have immortal longings in me" or perhaps, "I am dying, Egypt! Dying!"

― Aimless, Monday, 11 June 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Cavs have got to win one for christ's sake. I think Snow did a good job on Parker last night when he was in but apparently Hughes is playing no matter what.

― brownie, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I thought the Cavs were going to get swept; guess I just had the wrong series.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link

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