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I contain multitudes. (but I had a vasectomy so they can't get out, lol)

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

Sketch for a two page spread. Some of these larger posts seem to be automatically reducing themselves at odd resolutions, so if the above image seems jagged click here.

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― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

The first three display at proper resolution and most but not all of the rest at a percentage of original size. The mysteries of CSS.

This should work though. Click to view larger-

Sketch for a comic book idea I'm playing around with, set in Venice.

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

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i tried this for something at work recently, doesnt seem to work in ie7? u_u

― sleep, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://www.cameronmoll.com/archives/000892.html

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

FYI it's "San Marco", not St.

― Mark C, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 11:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fixed, thanks!

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

dan, how long does it take to do something like those venice panels? those are pretty cool.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 18:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

Thanks, Gott. Without being distracted I can draw about two pages a day.

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

NSFW Faithmouse-Poot-Taint comic page

NSFW: painting still in progress

I finally penciled the final panel to this short GayBear series-

NSFW

NSFW - Ceiling Hillary

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-

Last one-

Timothy A. Bear receives a plank to the eye.

― Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

Screwed that up-

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-

GayBear series, all three panels-

NSFW
NSFW

― Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

madre de dios

― kingfish, Friday, 29 February 2008 08:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

NSFW, next cartoon in the current 'Taint' series

Something Awful Faithmouse Megathread

― Dan Lacey, Monday, 3 March 2008 19:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

The gay bear sketches have tremendous potential, Dan. I recommend that you develop them further.

― libcrypt, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 05:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 18:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

Wow.

― Bodrick III, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

i <3 that the screeching car tires go "FREEEEEP" lol

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

a few statements I believe are true-

God is real, and God is love.

God is the creator of procreation, desire, and eros.

God wants us to be happy.

I like to draw naked mice.

Drawing naked mice makes me happy.

― and what, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

Doonsebury gang riding in a VW van.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 20:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 20:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm working on a revision of the last panel-it would be much more appropriate if Mallard runs over a newspaper vending machine.

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

Isn't that a bit obvious, though?

― Bodrick III, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

I suspect there's enough energy in the rest of the drawing where it won't become the first thing you see.

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

dan, i think it's much more satisfying to see those smug doonesbury jokers in an epic smash-up, imho

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

also, the picture of the gay bear buttsecks -- the topman's ass-pucker looks a little too, uh, exposed. like, it's either the most prominent butthole ever, or he's prolapsing. that aside, i really enjoy your artwork, dan!

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 22:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

fillmore strip is great

nsfw strips are insane

― abanana, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

dan do you like doug tennapel's stuff?

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

what abanana said.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 03:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

Who's Doug Tennapel?

― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 14:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

A few sketch requests from goons at SA-

Picking up the Taint Maturbation arc again-

Taint/Obama Blastoff-NSFW

― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

Last Winehouse is best. Dan, do you consider yrself to be influenced at all by Robert Crumb?

― libcrypt, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm a big Crumb fan, so that's probably true.

― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

dan lacey what are your top 5 most important political issues?

― and what, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

I've been trying to care. I'm not much motivated by politics anymore, mainly because I see neglect everywhere. 'Hot issues' run for a while as fads and then nothing gets accomplished; I've been trying to get off of that stupid train.

As a partial answer I would say life issues, if anything. Euthanasia still interests me, as does cloning. Renewable energy; if we had advanced solar capacity it would solve many of our domestic and defense related problems.

I'm more interested in why people care about certain issues, particularly as seen through the lens of faith and sexual motivation.

― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

what are your religious beliefs? are you against euthanasia because you believe it takes a life provided by god?

― and what, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

That's a good question.

I've sort of had a falling out with God as of late, so I'm not really advocating anything except doing good, or trying to do good.

There are still too many cases of people 'coming back' after all hope was gone, so I would err on the side of caution. But as for moral absolutes; except for a few cases I've lost my enthusiasm.

― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 13 March 2008 00:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

thanks for the answers!

― and what, Thursday, 13 March 2008 00:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

dan, if you haven't posted it here yet, please post the bob ross/happy tree one. that's awesome. if i had unlimited funds i'd buy 6.5 billion copies of that and mail one to everyone on earth.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

this one?

http://www.faithmouse.com/Bob_Ross_happy_tree.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

continued...

― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 13 March 2008 22:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

Taint/Room For Two NSFW

― Dan Lacey, Friday, 14 March 2008 05:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

I've had Ilxor's ask me now and then if they can buy a cartoon; if you click on the above image it will take you to a page where you can purchase a high resolution copy from Paypal for $5. If you guys would like to support the cartoon that's a great way to do so.

I'll post a link where you can download a print-copy of the Neverborn/Bob Ross Happy Tree toon as well for GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ. Would make a nice coloring sheet.

― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

Someone's going to ask me this-

Chantal Sebire is saying "Thank you for releasing me, little one. Now I am finally free!"

― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

That condition she had made me definitely sympathise with her request.

― Michael White, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

I recommend against GISing Chantal Sebire. Oh, my lunch.

― libcrypt, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

Hell, even a Google text search wasn't worth it:

A rare form of cancer had burrowed through her sinuses and nasal cavities, causing her nose to swell to several times its original size, and pushing one of her eye sockets out of her head.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

Dan, I hate to be all frenchy pedantic here, but the 'e' at the end of petite makes it a feminine adjective. Petit is the proper spelling and p'tit is "li'l".

― Michael White, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

Well, let's get it right. Drop the 'e' and what do you suggest with 'p'tit is "li'l"?'

― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

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