http://www.snorgtees.com/images/CustomerPic_000101.jpg
ok I can actually deal with this.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsHugItOut_F_Fullpic_10.jpg BRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
tyty
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
kenan, from that photo there appears to be absolutely nothing remarkable about that girl whatsoever.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I actually kind of like this one:
http://myspace-296.vo.llnwd.net/01246/69/26/1246146296_l.jpg
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
She keeps like she's trying to dislocate her jaw so she can swallow an alligator whole.
― n/a, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
"alligator"
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
kenan, random girls in idiotic t-shirts are not the same thing as the snorg girl.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
but she has a nice big nose.
ok, i guess i'm alone here.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
http://a270.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00791/96/27/791747269_l.jpg http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00987/69/44/987124496_l.jpg
ok now im afraid
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://a255.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01530/45/27/1530457254_l.jpg WATCH OUT! SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BRO!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
pron intro up there. ^^
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
She's cheerful on the outside because she's dying on the inside.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Can't you see it? The barely contained emotional agony?
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link
the snorg girl is a tragic figure, indeed.
i sympathize with her
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link
tho i still think she's going to eat my soul
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link
imagine for a moment if the snorg girl was a coworker.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link
She has Corey Haim Chronic Open-Mouth Syndrome.
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link
she'd be an improvement over many of them, admittedly
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link
i'd probably eat the barrel of a pistol for lunch.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Or else she would.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
jesus christ those shirts are aggravating
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
I GO TO AUBURN AND IM OBSESSED WITH IT
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
ok i shouldn't be making fun of the snorg girl when <a href="http://www.ringo.com/photos/photo.html?photoId=93442899">pictures like this</a> exist of me on the internets huh.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
lololol i suck
I REGRET GOING TO MICHIGAN
yeah, she would grin and say something WAY creepy about Satan and then kill herself in front of you
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
ally, you don't look deeply troubled, you just look like you're faking it a bit
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsHugItOut_F_Fullpic_10.jpg
IM WATCHING U ALLY AND IM OBSESSED WITH IT
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Not sure so much "kill herself" as much as "tear chest apart w/ her fingernails to reveal the rotted, malevolent thing inside, wearing the physical form like a cheap suit".
― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
that is why i don't have pictures of myself on teh internets.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
kenan, i don't ever trust your opinion of deeply troubled, you know this
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
I can see it already, the face would unzip down the middle first and begin to fall off her as she tore downward....
― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link
like her human form is some sort of chrysalis? i can see it.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8076/snog4nx8.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link
i LOVE braves games...they're my favorite. i also have a strong appreciation for food..baby carrots and sushi are my number ones. I love my brother Rad, probably because his name is Rad, and he teaches me crazy things. I make cookies as a living so, i also enjoy working out. Also coloring is excellent.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link
I love my brother Rad, probably because his name is Rad, and he teaches me crazy things. I make cookies as a living so, i also enjoy working out. Also coloring is excellen
oh my god, she's retarded. i feel bad now.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link
laurel, that happens in the movie Naked Lunch, actually. And inside the woman suit is... ROY SCHEIDER OH NOES
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link
this girl is going to be successful and happy and there's nothing any of can do about it
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link
she looks like she's about to go down on something in all the pictures.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link
this girl is going to be successful and happy
no, she's already desperately unhappy, do keep up.
She will marry rich, though.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/pandrews/walk4tookie.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
ive been meaning to make some scoopsnoodle adam schefter pages w/the snorg girl for a while but the inspiration just never cam - tanx guys!
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i just like that little dude, guys
i cannot believe y'all found other pictures of the snorg girl
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
RUN AWAY, JIMMY TEH MOD
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.whatevs.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/snorgteesgirl.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
lololol i like that joek A+++
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2006/HandFace.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
snorg vibes despite only half a head being visible
https://i.ibb.co/RcSZP8K/snorg-vibes.jpg
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 28 December 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
the snorg girl tattooed "hakuna matata" on her foot, got married, had kids, went normcorehttps://www.instagram.com/alicekipling
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 December 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link
what a wonderful phrase
― Change Display Name: (stevie), Monday, 28 December 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link
It means “no worries”
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link
i got an ad for "snorgtees" on fb.
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:02 (nine months ago) link
snorgnftees
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:08 (nine months ago) link
Did we ever discuss this https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna22689315
― serving aunt (stevie), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:09 (nine months ago) link
Or indeed this https://www.primermagazine.com/2008/love/40-semi-interesting-facts-about-alice-the-snorgtees-girl
― serving aunt (stevie), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:12 (nine months ago) link
literally everyone 35 yo and younger gets all of their t-shirts from the internet now
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:14 (nine months ago) link
Counterpoint: my teenager buys all his T-shirts at H&M at the mall
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 18:27 (nine months ago) link
and that H&M is constantly full of people and I am the only one over 35
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 18:28 (nine months ago) link