SCREECH SEX TAPE

I am honestly hard-pressed to come up with any situation in which Screech giving himself a Dirty Sanchez would make anything make sense.

It took me forever to even figure out what he was supposed to be saying. It didn't occur to me that he was saying "poop," because it's such a silly thing to say. "There's what? There's boob on the end of it? That doesn't even make sense!"

In one episode though, the Winslows go to Paris, and Stefan decides to stay and work in fashion, though it didn't end the relationship. A few episodes after, Stefan couldn't resist the fact of leaving Laura, and decides to move back to Chicago where he sees her from stage at a New Edition concert.

The two were together again until, one of Laura's former boyfriend, Curtis returns to the show, where he is told from Eddie that Laura still loves him (though this was only a prank to get back at Laura). Curtis tries to get her back to him, but when he realises Stefan is her boyfriend, he gives him a warning that if he ever breaks Laura's heart, he'll get what he deserves. Stefan, unfortunately, believes that will never happen.

Near the series' finale, Stefan proposes to Laura, but at the same time, Steve does the same. In the end, Laura chooses Steve over Stefan finally ending their long-distance relationship (that went on until Stefan was finally a real person). To that, Stefan leaves, and the rest of the series goes on without him in the last episode.

Seriously, for the first time possibly ever, 'Screech' has been mentioned on every shitty Access Hollywood show, pictured on hundreds of blogs, etc.

I also don't believe that anyone has ever 'performed' the 'dirty sanchez.'

It's a lot like starring on "Saved by the Bell."

Well, I certainly hope so!

So Screech is trying to be Tom Green.

http://www.texasultimate.org/userpictures/beavis.jpg

Desperately. No, I guess I meant "I hope I'm not proven wrong"? Shit, I don't know what I meant. Maybe I DO want there to be a tape. Maybe I should make an elaborate "Loose Change" style documentary about this moment in our cultural history and YouTube that shit.

More seriously, it's just a pr0n. Far worse has gotten no bats of an eye from people here. How would you feel if the masses always forever, 4 life, held you to your standards when you were 14 years old or whatever?

If Dustin is indeed 40 years old now, he's not looking bad for his age at all! In fact, for that demographic of folks that think that the Strokes are somewhat "shaggy" (or whatever band has taken the Strokes' place for white fro's and beardo's), Dustin looks reasonably ok looking. There are far fuglier guys in porn.

I've only seen the preview which is nothing... not sure if he has a really magnetic personality to go with whatever he's showin' off (which you don't see in the preview video at all, so you can put the noose down now), but even then, far fuglier more boring dudes in pr0n have gotten no shit from you guys.

If there's one thing he should be given shit for, it's allowing the title of the video to be called "Saved By The Smell", which is not only the worst title of any cinematic movie ever made, but defeats the purpose of him trying to get past his, ur, past.

Otherwise, let the screechez have his peaches! Go back to recess now.

can i put some on your upper lip? it'll be funny! to me.

Diamond has publically professed an affinity for the immensely popular MMORPG, World of Warcraft and has in fact been involved in various promotions for the game. In June of 2006 he revealed his avatar is an orc named 'Hellomoto' on the game's Gorefiend server.

here's a fact for you: dustin diamond's current home of port washington, wisconsin was the setting for the tv series step by step

Do you ever take a step back and wonder what mad impulse drove you to click something titled SCREECH SEX TAPE ???

I think I just, really need a job.

Well that's one way of putting it...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l72u3d6pUr1qbipv3o1_500.gif

henceforth, whenever i hear the term "dirty sanchez" i will picture that gif in my head

there was a thread where danbunny was liveblogging the screech sex tape the day it came out i wish i could find it

w/ chaki

http://i.imgur.com/MxQ3z.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5kgZB72.jpg

for whatever reason I just watched his tape. It's not that bad really.

there was a thread where danbunny was liveblogging the screech sex tape the day it came out i wish i could find it
― gr8080, Monday, August 30, 2010 9:55 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he claims that the sex tape used a body double. and that his book was ghostwritten and a bunch of lies.