Who among us does not like Nascar?

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haha speaking of jeff gordon

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

i did hear someone the other day talking about how it's 'win at all costs now' and how drivers can't be honorable or follow any code anymore.

is there any cultural phenomenon that doesn't have naysayers like that? cf. the yakuza, black metal.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Auto-racing generally bores me but NASCAR isn't the worst of oval track racing.
No, it's (the worst of) Ovaltine track racing.

Ian Riese-Moraine's exploding hamster zeppelin! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I prefer open-wheel racing--NASCAR seems very slow and imprecise. Indy racing, for example, seems to call upon the skill of the driver more significantly (racing rockist, surely). Check Helio Castroneves' driving at Indy on Sunday, dodging past debris like a badass.

adam (adam), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't understand why there is any other auto-racing besides Formula 1. The only other thing I would like is real "stock" cars. Like say, cars costing $30-$40K driven off the lot and onto the track - that would be awesome.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I think there are SCCA classes like that, but they aren't very popular as entertainment.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

er SCAA (Sports-Car Association of America)

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Let's hear it for dirt track racing! Dead Lakes Speedway in Wewahitchka, here I come!

Ian Riese-Moraine's exploding hamster zeppelin! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

When i was a kid i went to an amusement park with a big dirt track for go kart racing. It was shit loads of fun. Nascar has no reason to exist though.

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I enjoy NASCAR and have season tickets to New Hampshire - which is admittedly one of the worst tracks on the circuit. For pure racing entertainment short track sprints/midgets on dirt or clay are definitely the best. Especially for the neophyte who doesn't know an Earnhart from a Waltrip, since 4/5 of the entertainment from NASCAR is knowing the relationships, history and strategy.

That said the best race last weekend was F1, especially the last lap. From a purist's perspective F1 is probably the most interesting class, but to anyone who doesn't follow auto racing it has to be the most boring. It's all strategy and technology, barely any passing. Speed here in the USA has some great announcers, even if they are Coulthard haters.

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

re: SCCA ... yes that is racing for purely 'stock' cars though it's all timed through courses set up with cones in a parking lot. It's certainly subject to tinkering as well, for instance The Dodge Neon dominated its class for years because they offered a factory-installed racing suspension upgrade to get around the "purely stock" rules.

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Surely there's been a time when the quarterback just suddenly has to go with 3:15 on the clock down by 7.

Does Depends have a NASCAR sponsorship program?

In the meantime, my brain balks at the idea of auto racing as a sport, because it doesn't seem to demand physical strength or endurance. However, I probably here am subscribing to a high-rockist concept of sports.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

It seems like there's a lot of endurance involved! Those races go on forever!

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

am!: Sneezing While Driving: C/D?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Then sitting in saunas must be a sport too!

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

mucho upper-body strength for NASCAR - no power steering!

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I assume open-wheelers don't have power steering either, but they weigh like 1400# rather than 3500.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

NASCAR runs power steering. Has since the early 80s. So do open wheel cars. However, taking a turn at 190mph blasts absolutely nasty g-forces on the body, especially at road courses, where you get a double whammy of heavy deacceleration and lateral g-force. Show me a fat F1 driver and I'll send you a hefty check in the mail for your efforts.

I haven't watched a whole lot of NASCAR for the last few years, or racing at all, for that matter. I'll watch the road course races and the restrictor plates, and occasionally Bristol, but that's it. NASCAR is suffering from the same problem baseball did in the 70s: every facility is the same. That, and there should be more than two road races.

Formula 1 has been abyssmal for quite a long time now, with exciting races coming 3-4 times a year in between long droughts where the winner leads 69 of 72 laps and has a 19 second lead on the competition. This year is slightly more exciting than others, because there's a different face with a commanding points lead instead of Schumacher. The IRL and CART both race some terrible street circuits (Detroit? yuck) and bad ovals, and really, they shouldn't even run ovals (sans Indy) due to how incredibly dangerous it is for racers and spectators. I love WRC, but that'll never get any interest in America, seeing as its all in a time trial style rather than actual "side by side" racing. Drag racing is really loud, but not horribly interesting. The other, smaller series basically are in the place of community theater or high school football for local entertainment.

On the whole "people watch it for the accidents" - Yeah, that's something people who don't watch or have interest in car racing say. Its akin to "people watch boxing for knockouts" (because Muhammad Ali and Sugar Ray Leonard were so good at that), "people watch football for the violence," et al. Trying to understand why people like to watch cars go around a track in circles or freeform shapes is no different than trying to figure out why people like to see other people try to hit a stick with a ball or throw a ball through a hoop.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

err, hit a ball with a stick. yes, that is the ticket.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

>Also, how did we get from simple "stock-car racing" to the corporate acronym/honorific? Is there something a little or more than a little creepy about how the image of the enterprise is manufactured, and the related restrictions placed upon the personalities?

Most importantly, why?<

I should actually respond to this too.

Basically, it goes like this; throughout the history of racing, team owners have looked for ways to make money in ways other than merely the race purse. After all, there's no guarantee of winning, and no guarantee of getting paid. Unless you scratch someone's business on the side of the car. There's always been sponsorship in motorsport; whether it be factory teams at Le Mans or Indy, or some car dealership on the Beach in Daytona, to Craig Breedlove's Spirit of America having a Shell symbol emblazoned on the side. The Winston Cup and other major sponsors were the first to enter around the 70s (Pepsi, Levi Garrett, Budweiser, Wrangler, etc), and the number and types of sponsors has changed as the sport moved outside of its traditional southeastern US roots to a national audience.

The management of NASCAR itself also tries to cater to its audience, which is, for all intensive purposes, the Red State America (TM). Taking points away from a driver for cursing on national TV isn't a whole lot different than being threatened with banishment from the game for complaining about referees, so really its not NASCAR that has itself changed; its everything. Hell, ever watch Premier League? I have a strange hankering to get a wireless deal with Vodafone, all of a sudden...

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Show me a fat F1 driver and I'll send you a hefty check in the mail for your efforts.

Does Juan Pablo Montoya count?

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Oops, my bad. I could have sworn that my program from the TMS race said they still didn't run power-steering.

I don't think it's out of line to say that people watch football for the big hits and hockey for the hits and fights too (or else ESPN has been completely wrong for 20 years). Basketball and baseball are low-contact/no-contact sports, so people watch for the big thrill there - a monster dunk or a monster home-run (also: bench-clearing brawls). The majority of people watching a sport, any sport, don't know much about it - they aren't hardcore, into the sport for its pure essence, etc..

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

>Does Juan Pablo Montoya count?<

Notice that the more weight he gains, the worse he does. By the time he hits 250, he'll be racing for Minardi.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Minardi.

Eep!

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

(where's my check?)

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Taking points away from a driver for cursing on national TV isn't a whole lot different than being threatened with banishment from the game for complaining about referee

There's a huge difference, as I pointed out above. You can fine Jeff Van Gundy all you want, but his punishment won't actually affect the points earned during the game. It's not like Dwayne Wade can earn a technical foul for saying "shit" on camera, after the game.

This difference is what makes NASCAR seem so candy-assed.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.formula1.com/news/2989.html

using these shots as an example, I wouldn't say fat *yet*. But maybe by Malaysia.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a GIGANTIC crush on his wife.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

>There's a huge difference, as I pointed out above. You can fine Jeff Van Gundy all you want, but his punishment won't actually affect the points earned during the game. It's not like Dwayne Wade can earn a technical foul for saying "shit" on camera, after the game.<

I'd say telling him that if he does it again he'll be removed from the sport permanently is being slightly harsher than knocking off 20 points in an individual sport.

I wonder if something like this has ever affected tennis or cycling?

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost
Also, he's lost quite a bit of weight this year I thought.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Show me a fat F1 driver and I'll send you a hefty check in the mail for your efforts.

Was your point that F1 is physically demanding? I don't doubt that, but isn't the main reason why there aren't (m)any fat drivers that a car with less weight in it goes faster?
Racing around in an oval, making only left, banked, soft turns is lame.

()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 04:19 (eighteen years ago) link

i like irl/cart. i've been to the indy 500 twice. it's not as thrilling as horse racing but it's still pretty cool. there's a lot of strategy involved, in positioning, drafting, pit times, fuel, etc. which i find kinda fascinating. the effort alone to run a irl race from pit crew to sponsors to driver to owners to safety people to track officials to all kinds of ancillary people is kinda neat. kinda like the space program, except they don't go anywhere.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I just returned from a week visiting friends and family in Tennessee. The last night we spent there was with some of my in-laws, and the Coca-Cola 600 was on the tube. Nobody was watching it much, and everyone there professed to be not much of a fan, but we all went "Didja see that???" "Oh Man!" at every crash and near miss. It seemed sociable. I don't really understand much of it -- there are an awful lot of rules, and the strategy is totally opaqe to me -- but I respect it as much as I respect boxing or hockey or any other sport I don't really understand. And improved technology has made it a lot more exciting to watch on TV, all those car-mounted cams and super slo-mo wrecks and everything. I'd like to go to a big race just to kind of absorb the atmosphere.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 05:59 (eighteen years ago) link

(also, i think the history of it and the way NASCAR has remained such a tight family business is pretty interesting)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 06:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmm, I suppose car racing doesn't interest me much in the first place regardless of context, but the entire culture surrounding it is... not my thing.


Not interested, sorry.
Don't give a shit about wrestling, either.
-- The Sensational Sulk


I also tend to tie these things together, assuming you mean WWF or whatever fake wrestling is called now. Of course that's not to say they're equivalent, whereas racing is a sport that doesn't interest me but I can respect on some level, etc. etc. I just imagine there is a significant overlap in the audience/culture that, again, probably repulses me more than it really should.

sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link

It's because you are fearful of what you don't understand and elitist when it suits you. Knowing is half the battle!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Every time I try to watch a race, the winner is just some car.

I'm a big sports fan and participant, but it's hard for me to appreciate the athletic factor involved in motor sports, and I find the spectacle of NASCAR to be both dehumanizing and dull. The comment upthread about "corporate logos going around in a circle" pretty much sums up my experience of trying to sit through a televised race. It's sport devoid of personality and athleticism, with the emphasis instead on equipment and finance, the two aspects I find least interesting.

In an abstract sense, I guess, you can tell there's a human operating the machine and appreciate the skill of the driver, but you can't see and viscerally experience what he or she's doing. I know people who are really good at video games, or who can operate a drill press with great skill, but I don't find it entertaining to watch them do it.

brianiac (briania), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha no wonder there's never been a "NASCAR" videogame -- who would want to actually play it, no matter how great the graphics were?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

It's because you are fearful of what you don't understand and elitist when it suits you.

DING DING DING! All of ILX to thread! Seriously? "Repulsed?" It's just a bunch of cars going around in a circle.

I bet there is a significant overlap of people that "hate" the WWF but, like, totally LOVE Mexican wrestling because it's just so CAMPY!

Don't like it? Don't watch it. hat0rz.

giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I can see and feel the driver's experience as much or more than any other sport. I drive every day - I don't (unfortunately) play basketball or baseball everyday (and not at a pro level in any of them). I don't even own a glove anymore. (oh, my beautiful Mike Flanagan signature glove, where hast thou gone?)

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I drive, too, but watching a race I can't see what the driver's doing. Yes, there's steering going on, and braking and accelerating, but all you see is sheet metal, which is as

brianiac (briania), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

x-post milo: that's probably got somethign to do with the popularity. ANYone can pretend they're Jeff Gordon (or Senna (RIP) or whoever) on their morning commute.

It's like that Chappelle skit: when you pass someone on the freeway you just yell "Gordon!"

giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

ahem...as incapable of expressing personality or nuance as Mike Flanagan's glove. I wouldn't enjoy basketball, either, if it was all about watching the freakin' ball instead of the players.

brianiac (briania), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

No way!! Is each race seriously just left-turns and straightaways for hundreds of laps? Unbelievable. They ought to make a companion "bagging groceries" game, where if you avoid crushing the tomatoes for eight hours straight they give you a raise.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I just watch the players' balls.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

"Chase for the Cup?" Does that actually make any sense?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

>Was your point that F1 is physically demanding?<

It most certainly is. Its basically like running a marathon. NASCAR is fairly demanding as well. Oh sure, there's some 50 years olds out there too, but people play hockey till they're 45.

>No way!! Is each race seriously just left-turns and straightaways for hundreds of laps? Unbelievable. They ought to make a companion "bagging groceries" game, where if you avoid crushing the tomatoes for eight hours straight they give you a raise.<

NASCAR sim racing is a huge deal. Papyrus' sims have a cult around them (as do the related Grand Prix Legends and Indycar Racing series of games). Its actually pretty damn entertaining. Then again, I think RPGs are complete wastes of time, so what do I know?

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

It should've been called "Chase after the Cup".

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

There should be a marathon game! All your time is spent "managing" water intake and exertion.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/news;_ylt=AgFc04FXc_dVtMgcEScu94nov7YF?slug=bm-edwards091108&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

On the subject of politics, Edwards had very strong opinions. When the subject turned to the current presidential election, he offered no direct endorsement of one candidate over another.

“People are smart, and they know the difference between what’s best for them and what’s not,” Edwards said. “I think they know who turns things around and who is telling the truth.

gabbneb, Monday, 15 September 2008 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

I don't cuz it preempted The Simpsons!!! Why is it NEVER the other way around?????? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....................

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 2 March 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dCpO-e3yyp0/TqlSidQ5WcI/AAAAAAAAAe8/0Cpvfxb3qyU/s400/tony-stewart-GC.jpg

Tony Stewart in high school.

earlnash, Thursday, 1 March 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

surely some mistake!

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 09:58 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

wtf

Come and Heave a Ho (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 11:25 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

The NASCAR driver known as "The Outlaw" testified Tuesday he believes his ex-girlfriend is a trained assassin dispatched on covert missions around the world who once returned to him in a blood-splattered gown.

"Everybody on the outside can tell me I'm crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand," Kurt Busch said when his attorney, Rusty Hardin, questioned why he still believed Patricia Driscoll is a hired killer.

amazing

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

five years pass...

Lol rain delay

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 February 2020 20:44 (four years ago) link

i saw that Ryan Newman crash and was worried it was gonna be some Russell Phillips shit but the dude walked out of the hospital today. pre-Earnhardt he'd probably be dead.

omar little, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/dLzS5qL.jpg

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 June 2020 00:17 (three years ago) link

I don't like how much I like and appreciate NASCAR now that they banned the traitor's flag and Dale Earnhardt Jr. basically said "Black Lives Matter". As someone else stated, "You know you're living in the wrong timeline when the right-wingers get Harry Potter and the left-wingers get NASCAR."

We Live as We Dee, Alone (deethelurker), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 02:05 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Not the thread starter one might have expected.

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