ROUND UP
― Surmounter, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Surely the options should have been:
9 9 9 9 9 15 MORE
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Only 6", but apparently the pineapple-orange flavor was a good choice.
― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I predict ILX is hung.
― rockapads, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link
rly? i'm not so sure
― Surmounter, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link
is this in POUNDS too?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
no roberto, it is clearly indicated that this is in inches
but if you'd like to share the poundage that's fine too
― Surmounter, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
This is in EUROS.
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link
ONLY INTEGERS COUNT
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
asymptotically approaching hung
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link
How does one weigh one's cock?
― Michael White, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link
i assumed the inches thing was a typo because the numbers are skewed so low.
oh yeah.
ladies, don't be shy: 202-456-1414
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link
omg
― Surmounter, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link
i said ladies, dude.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
"Excuse me, I'm looking for a Magnum special edition XL condom with pleasure rings, flavor crystals and a Berlin-style modified reservoir tip."
http://www.londis.ie/CobraManagedFiles/y6yfo8r2mid5tbsa.jpg
― Z S, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
ANIMATE THAT PLZ
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Where's the wheelbarrow option for this one?
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link
"Hung like a..." with 5 or 6 choices pls
― Eazy, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
regulators! mount up.
― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Is only the MORE option considered hung?
― Eric H., Friday, 16 May 2008 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
horsethief christmas tree ornament hammock
― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
yak
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
alright boys good jokes and all, but i want NUMBERS
― Surmounter, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
i love how guys love to think we'd love XL.
― stevienixed, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost me i want a big fat dick. (not)
or maybe you're talking about 69?
Fast & large as a Conchord jet is mine.
― Abbott, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
What is my fucking problem.
― Abbott, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
alright boys good jokes and all, but i want NUMBERS -- Surmounter, Friday, May 16, 2008 6:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
Why does this poll end after your birthday?
― Eric H., Friday, 16 May 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
haha
― Surmounter, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, you told me and that evening I vowed never to accompany kev through customs. They are kiwi sized but don't appear out of proportion next to his large cock. Far from being circus-freak like, he is jaw-droppingly awesome. What a guy. I can't wait to get home and climb aboard his grocery groin.
-- Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, March 3, 2004 10:09 AM (Wednesday, March 3, 2004 10:09 AM) Bookmark Link
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Dan, you on this one?
― jaymc, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
i have a snake. thank u very much!
― carne asada, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link
jaymc, I thought that was pretty well encapsulated on its own. I didn't want to ruin it.
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5426/groche5.gif
― libcrypt, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
-- Abbott, Friday, May 16, 2008 6:05 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
You're fucking funny is your fucking problem.
― dell, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
um, this poll is flawed. aren't most men who post on ilx more than 10 inches tall?
― Mr. Que, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
jaymc: See? Nothing needed from me at all.
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't understand what that shopping cart's function is in that picture.
― dell, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Do you think you buy groceries at the hardware store or something????
― libcrypt, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
rumpie's boyfriend is way hotter than I thought
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
I just needed a background less boring than white. (xp)
― libcrypt, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
xposts
They have shopping carts at hardware stores, too!
― dell, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link
oh, okay.
What i must eat to make my semin rapide?
― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link
I think you're looking at the wrong thing here. You should be looking at the BOUNCING FRUIT
― stevienixed, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
if you need a ruler here is one: http://iruler.net/ruler_0_10.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
oh man i think comp screens will need to be cleaned tonight
― stevienixed, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link
"tonight"
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link
i picture it now, all the ilxors flapping it against the screen
urgh
any kind my grandma will make me.
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 16 May 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
my dick is so big my calves collapsed from the weight of carrying it arund, andi am no w permanently confined to a Jazzy mobility scooter
― burt_stanton, Friday, 16 May 2008 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link
I bet my Rascal is bigger than your Jazzy.
― dell, Friday, 16 May 2008 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link
:-(((
http://i32.tinypic.com/2568xup.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link
^ban
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Schvantz kaput.
― Eric H., Friday, 16 May 2008 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3361/mangagirl3jf.gif
― omar little, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link
god bless the internet.
― dell, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link
well seeing as we're already NSFW
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9b/Shitting_cumming_asian_dicknipples.jpg
― Slumpman, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link
THANK YOU FOR LINKING THAT PIC AND NOT POSTING IT DIRECTLY
srsly
― HI DERE, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, nobody ever look at that. i'm serious.
― kenan, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Minus the pic to go with, "shit cumming asian dicknipples" is a genius profanity.
― kenan, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah i considered posting it directly, but there's NSFW and then there's NFSFFW FFS... F!!
― Slumpman, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh Jesus. I really didn't need to see that. WTF is wrong with people????
― ENBB, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
-- dell, Friday, May 16, 2008 11:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― dell, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Seriously.
The one that OL posted is almost worse to me. The three little dicks she sprouts are really disgusting for some reason. Blech.
― ENBB, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, like, I tend to be a lazy person at times. like, a super-lazy, criminally unambitious person. but, for god's sake, when i do motivate myself into action, it is not in the service of devoting myself to lovingly rendering, well, the likes of the above.
so, yeah, wtf is wrong w/people??
i've no answers to that.
― dell, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link
what i'm trying to say is that the misspent energy factor is mind-boggling.
Exactly.
― ENBB, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/smile.jpg
― jergïns, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:59 (fifteen years ago) link
she seems so happy
― Slumpman, Saturday, 17 May 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Hohoho... I am proud to show everyone my lovestick which is as big as the baseball bat. Drill her like how our government drills for oil and drills for joy.
― am0n, Saturday, 17 May 2008 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link
My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large! My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
(Jingle Bel) Yes my dick, is longer than an Amtrak, train! Runnin, from here, to Maine! Nonstop - I rock rock and I shock My dick is so big, that you can call the cops You can call the National Guard, the Army and the Navy But yo yo yo baby, my dick is really big It's long, it's longer, it's longest, it's biggest It's me, I even beat beat up the Jolly Green Giant with it Cause his shit was smaller I was standin off the edge of a bridge and it was hangin in the water!! GOD DAMN MY DICK IS LARGE! It's large, it's large, my shit is fuckin large!
(Spin 4th) Ohhhhh my God, look at it comin, it's like a train Oh no, what am I gonna do, oh shit I gotta spread my legs for that big shit It's like a wet wood, goin up ya real good Oh my balls are big as a hill You know you wanna stand on top of em and chill like if you were some ??, but your ass is not My dick is so large at cha, you ride it like a stretcher So come on baby, get on top And Daddy Daddy, Daddy do what he's got to do Let me stick it up in ya Hard.. LARGE!
Because my dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large! My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
*babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* GOD DAMN IT'S LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* .. LARGE!
(Jingle Bel) My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large! My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
Now when you look up at the stars in the sky It's really, the dandruff from my nuts, so fuck it I got the rhymes and my rhymes are dope My rhymes are so dope that you couldn't even hope on my dick, my dick is like a telephone pole Pole but it's bigger than that DAMN! It's so big that you wouldn't believe if you saw it You had to read it twice You had to look at it three times and then watch it on TV It don't even rhyme, but some don't believe me My dick is so fuckin big, it's almost ridiculous What the man say? He's large, ackinickulous Even - God looked at me and said, "Son, I blessed you very well, and you can go to Hell" I pissed out the fires of Hell, so there you have it My dick is so large that NOBODY CAN GRAB IT!!!!!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large! (Yo how large is it?) My dick is so large.. they get the point man Damn, my dick is so large
*babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!!
(Damage) I look up into the night This is my left ball, the moon is on my right If I got a dick you know it's gonna grow all night Strifin and strifin like if you were a strike on top of an Ampex two inch tape I got the rhymes, and you know I can't complain about my fuckin dick, it's so large it's a light pole Or maybe like a microphone let it dangle dangle dangle down your leg, then it's gonna climb and climb into your dread, the dread go on top into your head Now open that mouth wide bitch Let me stick it in you so you know you're gonna twitch What's that big bulge, comin out the back of your fuckin neck, I think I'm goin for the crack Bend right over, let me do like Rover I'm gonna show ya, why they call me D'Ranged the Damage Cause my dick is so large, my dick is so large I can't even fuckin believe my dick gets so large My dick is so large, my dick is so large I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large
Fade the music out, fade the music out man Yo, fade the music out, fade the music out Yo.. yo hold up man, hold up My dick is so large.. the end is.. You have to.. give a moment of silence to that motherfucker
― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 17 May 2008 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link
THAT URL DOESN'T LIE DOES IT?
― Jacob, Saturday, 17 May 2008 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f5/Vienna_sausage_tasty.JPG/800px-Vienna_sausage_tasty.JPG
Yeah!
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:18 (fifteen years ago) link
I love that she's a sportscaster
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link
-- Roberto Spiralli, Friday, May 16, 2008 1:46 PM (Friday, May 16, 2008 1:46 PM) Bookmark Link
-- Surmounter, Friday, May 16, 2008 1:47 PM (Friday, May 16, 2008 1:47 PM) Bookmark Link
Surmounter doesn't immediately recognize the phone number
― gabbneb, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link
-- Slumpman, Saturday, May 17, 2008 1:03 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― Bimble, Monday, 19 May 2008 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link
http://encyclopediadramatica.com
that site is wtf overload. m.
― msp, Monday, 19 May 2008 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link
It features boobes.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 May 2008 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link
http://a710.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/l_3fa0d4e1157c487a82ab6c3be4253aa5.jpg
lol my crappy beard
― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 19 May 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― ILX System, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link
mental image of ilxors measuring knobs indelibly burnt into brain
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link
STAGFLATION
― Abbott, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link
HA
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link
ok, who said "9"
― roxymuzak, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link
i lied
― ken c, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link
the schlong king of ILX
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 May 2008 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link
no one was modest here I see.. I don't believe anyone rounded down. it's no wonder the opposite of modest is cocky
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 23 May 2008 04:33 (fifteen years ago) link
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/08/29/as-boys-get-fatter-parents-worry-one-body-part-is-too-small/
(polls are the census of ilx)
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link
“I push down and I show them the length and width,” Dr. Shukla said. And he tells them: “You are going to be totally fine, you are going to have a great life.”
― it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link
Never mind the length feel the quality
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link
that's all luv muscle honey
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link
Mines unexceptional but I've got good jump in it, I can flip a coin with it. Tiddlywinks takes longer to setup but I'm assured is worth the overhead.
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link
http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/188b4f88-93d6-4810-a7b0-0aaf7df5375b/0ed9e8ea-7dac-408c-9de6-0721a7e609e2.jpg
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link
5 people brutally honest34 liars
no BIG liars
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 04:29 (four years ago) link