HEY! HEY GUYS WAHT did Gwen Stefani Say when some chick said her novel wasn't jaded enuf and had too little sex?

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what? i'd fuck her, i guess

andi, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link

c'mon, dumas want to get in to the spirit of things! what, you think this thread is a zola act?

s.clover, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I was sarte of hoping that this would take off more.

s.clover, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

If she doesn't make you rand-y, you're gaiman

Øystein, Monday, 28 May 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

I want to dip my Balzac in it.

marmotwolof, Monday, 28 May 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't under stendhal the fuss. hugo your way, i'll go mine.

tipsy mothra, Monday, 28 May 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link

(know what i mean, verne?)

tipsy mothra, Monday, 28 May 2007 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

"You not Hemingway I told you, you incompetent seamstress!"

Beth Parker, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Barman: Would you like a glass with your beer?

Customer #1: Hmmm, I don't know, just put the Baudelaire, while I De Sade...

Customer #2: Did you see the Stallone film last night?

Customer #1: Rocky?

Customer #2: No, "Rimbaud: First Blood"

Customer #1: Oh, barman, I've changed my mind about the beer, I'll have schnaps instead...

Customer #2: Proust!

Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Customer #1: Why was that guy looking at your gas meter?

Customer #2: Jacques Derrida

Mark G, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Customer #1: Fancy a flutter?

Customer #2: Yeah, why not... (to man at bar) Here mate, can I have a quick shufty at the Racine section of your paper?

Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Barman (answering phone): Yeah... that's it... who you looking for? Paul? I'll check in the bar... (to Customer #1) 'Ere mate is there a Apollinaire?

Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Customer #1 (to Customer #2 returning from the bookies): Win anything?
Customer #2: Foucault! Here, how many pints have you had?
Customer #1: Nin.

Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Customer #2: You never have! You'd be under the table if you'd drunk that much!
Customer #1: Bataille'm telling you, it's true!

Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

Hey hey guys, did you hear George Bush is going to be spinning at the next Bangface?

Yeah, he's a Warp Resident.

the next grozart, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 14:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Why does Gwen Stefani say "This Shit Is Hen Fap" in Hollaback Girl?

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

What do you call a jewish girl with a big butt?

antexit, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I used to be a structuralist, but now I'm not Saussure! BA-DOOM.

Customer #1: Why was that guy looking at your gas meter?

Customer #2: Jacques Derrida

I don't get this one. :(

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link

just the reader?

A B C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm pretty pissed off that I wasn't the first person to come up with the shitty joke in the first post

A B C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe jack's the reader

A B C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

thats the reader!!

A B C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

idgi

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:02 (six years ago) link


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