Year-End Critics' Polls 2012

Was it like Rupert Pupkin's basement in King of Comedy with all the celebrity cut-outs?

Obviously xp

what did you have?

Saltimbocca alla romana with spanakopita and roasted vegetables, then Langres cheese

sounds nice!

God all your bullshit about the parties that people listen to X album at has to be the third worst thing about these threads each year, and I think that even when it's not in respect of an album I consider legit awesome.

do a breakdown of the suburb in which you'd play each of the albums on your own lists at a dinner or gtfo

what are the first and second worst things?

that's the angriest i've ever seen you, tim. not that i don't agree. xpost

I play reggae at dinner parties.

Er Tim, my line was a parody of what boring people in EOY threads say. I hate that line of attack too - Jessie Ware's been battered with the old dinner party/coffee table cliche.

The dinner party is dead and has been for 40 years.

No I got that you were making a joke originally, i'm really wrapping in "trendy fashion parties" etc. here as well.

FTR everything I say is a parody of what boring stupid people say, unless of course you think it's smart and interesting in which case I was being sincere.

Jessie Ware is more of a Stoke Newington dinner party girl although rapidly becoming more Notting Hill.

Gonna play Grimes the next time I have a dinner party in my wheelhouse

My personal hate is "This just sounds like reconstituted <X dance genre> from ten years ago" which has the added benefit of being always wrong.

even the parody of all of this is fairly gruesome

xp Oh cool. Your wrath was so righteous that I thought I'd make sure.

The only time "trendy fashion parties" is acceptable is when the music is explicitly for and about trendy fashion parties, eg early 00s Miss Kittin records.

Never been to Dalston. Last dinner party was my folks and I put Dave Brubeck on.

My personal hate is "This just sounds like reconstituted <X dance genre> from ten years ago"

Occasionally correct when being used as a sincere compliment.

The only time "trendy fashion parties" is acceptable is when the music is explicitly for and about trendy fashion parties, eg early 00s Miss Kittin records.

Miss Kittin and Grimes are arguably not polar opposites of each other.

The only time "trendy fashion parties" is acceptable is when the music is explicitly for and about trendy fashion parties, eg early 00s Miss Kittin records.

still fails given this music was popular way beyond that kind of scene.

i mean did actual fashion houses incorporate electrohouse? i'd be doubtful. fashionable clubs maybe.

My personal hate is "This just sounds like reconstituted <X dance genre> from ten years ago"

Occasionally correct when being used as a sincere compliment.

― Tim F, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:09 (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hmmm... Funny, because I'm pretty sure each one of the Bobbins massive are guilty of doing this on a fairly regular basis.

i mean did actual fashion houses incorporate electrohouse? i'd be doubtful. fashionable clubs maybe.

― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:10 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Catwalks, hairdressers, clothes shops, all pretty much featured de rigueuer electrohouse soundtracks 2002-onwards.

I tried out the genre of "I ~see through~ this naked emperor b/c i am a superior listener so let's pop-psychoanalyse all the people who don't" posturing when it first came out, and I was underwhelmed then, and in 2012 it just seems really tired and old in my opinion... It's all just reconstituted whining from old ILM threads, only fit for solitary parlour games amongst sad rapidly aging young men who don't get invited to dinner parties.

You left out the word 'aspie' near the end.

Oh shit can I resubmit.

Catwalks, hairdressers, clothes shops, all pretty much featured de rigueuer electrohouse soundtracks 2002-onwards.

how many catwalks did you visit? and anyway, don't all these places just play whatever dance music is the sound of the day? at least for the last 20 years or so.

Let's be real how many hairdressers or clothes shops did dog latin visit

de rigueueuer ziheuerer

I worked in an Urban Outfitters for 3 years. Believe me I played anything and everything. Especially as stock sometimes got very low. The soundtrack to Mulholland Drive really doesn't make people buy things.

"kendrick" doesn't really rhyme with "volcanic", surely Rev?

― emil.y, Thursday, December 13, 2012 6:15 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha yeah i was just thinking "i'm glad rev isn't a rapper"

― some dude, Thursday, December 13, 2012 6:29 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good rappers use slant rhyme tho. pretend i said "splendid jafar" if that makes you happier.

I regret subjecting innocent arthouse cinema patrons to my taste between 2000 and 2004. No one liked Amelie more b/c of hearing Trina first.

lol, rev.

Catwalks, hairdressers, clothes shops, all pretty much featured de rigueuer electrohouse soundtracks 2002-onwards.

how many catwalks did you visit? and anyway, don't all these places just play whatever dance music is the sound of the day? at least for the last 20 years or so.

― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:17 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Let's be real how many hairdressers or clothes shops did dog latin visit

― Tim F, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:17 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Now you guys is proper trolling if you're denying that the fashion world wasn't massively in love with electrohouse (and vice versa) throughout the 2000s. Matt DC STARTED the fricking Haircut House thread for goodness sake and you two follow up on it straight away.

Believe it or not I do buy clothes and get haircuts from time to time. I haven't been to a fashion show, but they do get shown on TV.

anyway, let's not have this conversation.

I cut my own hair.

I walk my own catwalk.

i live in a cave

I don't buy my own clothes.

In Soviet Russia, the architecture dances about you.

Electrohouse didn't exist in 2002.

*sigh*

we should just start a board called I Love Telling Dog Latin He Is Wrong

For shame, the Haircut House featured me (and others admittedly) dropping crazy science knowledge developed during YEARS IN THE FIELD, you cannot compare it to your received lack of wisdom.

Now you guys is proper trolling if you're denying that the fashion world wasn't massively in love with electrohouse (and vice versa) throughout the 2000s. Matt DC STARTED the fricking Haircut House thread for goodness sake and you two follow up on it straight away.

do you really think "i like the way you move" and "haircut house" = "the fashion world"

I just read through the entire Haircut House thread again. Good times.

what's "I Like The Way You Move" got to do with anything?

(head in hands)