what's an "ass brick"
― slugbuggy, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 09:12 (eleven years ago) link
wow u ppl rly h8 men
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 09:41 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCpn2Dh1YuM
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
The most important consideration in that ad is...how is that stuff bacon?
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://d3.zedo.com/OzoDB/v/h/1541217/V1/TX_300x250_Vcut_Gooey_OWTMM_C44VDS.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
how is that stuff bacon? that's what bacon looks like!
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:23 (ten years ago) link
is the secret to performance of a grizzly bear eating geoduck? or is it just there because it looks like a giant cock?
― dylannn, Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zVweWZQ.jpg
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
Still can't get over this:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TUpOKtKpQcQ/Tq9z4hZUKQI/AAAAAAAAAmE/TQbksMhUQlg/s320/dr-pepper.jpeg
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link
BITCH, GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DR. PEPPER. IT'S NOT FOR YOU.
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link
"You know this is just Diet Dr. Pepper in a different can, right?"
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
BUT THESE CALORIES ARE "MANLY."
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
if there are 10 manly calories in dr pepper 10, surely original dr pepper is 15x as manly
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/NFGsm_zps3bffe821.jpg
"Not For Girls"
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
er,
no fucking good
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
otm
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
assume that's why it was marked down to 97 cents
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
lol @ crapforabuck.com
http://crapforabuck.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/muddingr.jpg?w=420&h=315
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
aw, thought i was neil armstrong of bad shampoo :(
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/rQCahsR.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 25 October 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
shut. up.
― a dessicated quasi-tsunami of gut-busting cosmic - tech (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link
dying of lols over here
I wonder how they'll market the Activia version.
― nickn, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
PLAIN
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 25 October 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
YOGURT
"Thanks to the “mancession,” metrosexuals have become “manfluencers™”"
― etc, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link
he looks like he's going to just spoon it directly into his navel
― CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Saturday, 26 October 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link
and make loud OM NOM smacking sounds
― CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Saturday, 26 October 2013 03:22 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733919_10151688987671485_34740678_n.jpg
― Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 27 October 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
where is the revolver and single bullet and "fuck this world" stationary?
― shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Sunday, 27 October 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/11DDE8D1-41BC-4A45-B164-4CA84CD3CE41_zpsu8uecsqz.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 21 December 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link
Her last name?
― pplains, Saturday, 21 December 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
The Brotherhood of Shaving. Who invents this bullshit?
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 December 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
they do
http://rs-swisse-cdn.noisybeastdigital.com/content/files/1000/151/boardroom-main.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 21 December 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/IAZvvzg.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:50 (nine years ago) link
man town
― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link
"Man Town" just makes me think of this classic CUTECELSIOR post
I had 7 imaginary friends who were all bunny brothers and sisters... I was also a bunny. my name was... Funtown.― peacocks, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:27 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― peacocks, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:27 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― 龜, Sunday, 11 May 2014 01:04 (nine years ago) link
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2014-05-10at115324PM_zps1da75978.png
― slam dunk, Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:56 (nine years ago) link
i thought they were real boots for 10 seconds!
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:10 (nine years ago) link
"Camouflage" should actually just be a smoke bomb
― 龜, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link
No seriously, these are all joke candles, right?
http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2012/05/Yankee-Candles-Main-1337267181.jpg
Because I want one that smells like victory.
― pplains, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:26 (nine years ago) link
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/27/93/ca/2793ca9f9cb203296d33110e3d650050.jpg
These aren't real, but it's getting more difficult to tell.
― pplains, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link
"Prostate cancer", "Jizz" and "I don't need directions" scents obviously on the way
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Sunday, 11 May 2014 09:35 (nine years ago) link
glad to see you guys have discovered liartownusa
― gbx, Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/01ba6f6b75489321a6fb1a67f197f784/tumblr_muhm1obJE21s71q1zo1_1280.png
― gbx, Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6b082611472398ac88d354ea750193f/tumblr_mtc1m85kli1s71q1zo1_1280.png
I think at times the "be a MAN" schtick is kind of useful as a stand-in for "be an ADULT," -- something that's kind of useful in an era of prolonged childhood. I mean it's really fucking lame when it gets used as an excuse for retrograde attitudes or GQ-type marketing bullshit - where being a man is equated to being some kind of all around great guy with a perfect smile and a cool haircut.But still, sometimes I find it helpful to say to myself "Be a man. Stop whining and pick yourself up," etc. even if that has hints of retrograde gender attitudes.― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Wednesday, December 9, 2009
But still, sometimes I find it helpful to say to myself "Be a man. Stop whining and pick yourself up," etc. even if that has hints of retrograde gender attitudes.
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Wednesday, December 9, 2009
i sometimes feel this way, too, but yeah, there is a lot of gender stereotyping in that notion, and it's probably better to think "be an adult, ffs." still, when "be a man" is used for marketing and many times generally, i don't think the idea behind it is to equate manliness with being "some kind of all around great guy with a perfect smile and a cool haircut." it's much more base than that: physical strength, aggression to hyper-aggression, quick decision-making, an instinct to protect women and children, a preference for decisiveness and action over thoughtfulness and caution, etc., smashing through things instead of trying to navigate around them. i know a lot of this is media-driven notions and obvious, anyway, but it's amazing how strong a hold these notions have over people (including me). even at 46, i still think back to experiences i had as a kid, and sometimes torture myself along these lines ("why didn't you just swing at them" kind of thoughts).
― Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
Seward started posting those liartown posts last year. Yankee Candle must be fans too.
― pplains, Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
http://www.pbdesigns.net/home/organiz/videomgmt/video-outline-GDL.pdf
the first page of this internal planning document from a PR firm trying to sell an overdriven premium cabernet blend from napa is sort of amusing
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link