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if you zooom in there'z little orange butts in there

the late great, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link

xpost while I was isolating bart simpson's butt from the rest of his body in powerpoint to make that png, I wondered if I should just stop visiting ilx. I had to tilt my laptop toward the window, so my office mate couldn't see that I had just gis'd "cartoon butt." The red sun was pasted in the sky like a wafer.

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 07:03 (eleven years ago) link

^ POTY

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 09:16 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObOiW0Wml3Q&feature=youtu.be

slam dunk, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

^ POTY

― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, December 12, 2012

can i say i really read this wrong at first given the thread topic

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/butts.jpg

ass-eaters, your everest.

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

that post goes out to djp, in celebration of 10 fabulous years of this photo.

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

I am amazed it took this long for that picture to arrive here

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

i said that very same thing to [REDACTED]* earlier this evening when talking about this thread and butts.

*name deleted to protect said individual from people wondering why in the hell they were talking about giant asses with me.

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

REDACTED = garu g

the late great, Thursday, 13 December 2012 05:58 (eleven years ago) link

it was becky lucas

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:25 (eleven years ago) link

How come del Toro got the Pacific Rim job?

― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 9:45 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hes a good director

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 9:52 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Of all the user names on ilx, you're the one who didn't notice the word choice in my post? Perfect.

― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 10:23 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn... shit!!!!

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 10:26 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

whole foods has a coffee called pacific rim blend and every time i see it in the store i think "pacific rimjob"!!!!!!!!!!!

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

it tastes like ass

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Friday, 14 December 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

*rimshot*

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Friday, 14 December 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

department at work I'm on loan to is "research information management"

mh, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

Christmas dinner with all the rimmings.

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Have you?

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link

This is the thread where you roll up the rim to win

slam dunk, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link

I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Have you?

― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, December 18, 2012 12:10 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that would dilute the sensory thrillride so no, all cough drops, jolly ranchers, werthers originals are deposited elsewhere beforehand

slam dunk, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 12:57 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 24 December 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

Christmas dinner with all the rimmings.

― your damn bass clarinet (Eazy)

nice

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Monday, 24 December 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

I rimmed this morning, it was nice

nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 December 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

was one click away from cutecelsior, thought better of it.

ILX is not a non-profit — we are just not profitable (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 December 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

No joke: sometimes assholes taste metallic.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

Now that's a different kind of cute

capital in ruins, thousands dead (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 24 December 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

It's the flavor of your ass
Your ass is black metallic

GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Monday, 24 December 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

Beat me to it.

carl agatha, Monday, 24 December 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

ok

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

It's what I was thinking, too. I think there's a joke there about ILXor clouds.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

Oh dammit.

carl agatha, Monday, 24 December 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3D3Ij.png

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 24 December 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

Rim The Lightning

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Monday, 24 December 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

Rimmer of Puppets?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 December 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

rimmer of poop butts

Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 December 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

These results can kiss my ass.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

complex results

t_s (how's life), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

one confused soul reading the thread, unsure of the meaning of it all

ILX is not a non-profit — we are just not profitable (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

ten months pass...

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 6:44 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was gonna post this over on old ilx posts that haunt your thoughts, but I realized it isn't haunting so much as inspriational. It's become something of a mantra for me.

how's life, Monday, 11 November 2013 10:40 (ten years ago) link

bitter earth is realer than you and i

kel's vintage port (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2013 11:01 (ten years ago) link

it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy

sleepingbag, Monday, 11 November 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link

don't we have an unspoken rule that posts made on ILTMI don't get c+p'd to excelsior/greatest hits type threads?

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

This isn't really an excelsior thread.

how's life, Monday, 11 November 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

no, but "posts that haunt your memory" is

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 11 November 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

receiving is classic, would try giving again but my first attempt scarred me for a little while

homosexual II, Monday, 11 November 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

Was gonna post this over on old ilx posts that haunt your thoughts, but I realized it isn't haunting so much as inspriational. It's become something of a mantra for me.

― how's life, Monday, November 11, 2013 2:40 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm honored!

I have a friend who works at Kroger (Matt P), Monday, 11 November 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link

sorry, this grosses me out and i have to believe it's unhygienic as all getout

Lee626, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

i forgive you

I have a friend who works at Kroger (Matt P), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link


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