rimming

i remember reading that dennis cooper interview! the best thing he ever wrote.

i do not lick butts

― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, December 10, 2012 11:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

you can not lie

India.Arie feat. Akon - "I Do Not Lick Butts"

in b4 trayce

http://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/61869_10151349984841183_745981726_n.jpg

"Sweet Cocktail Trim" really puts that over the top

i will never be able to not hear that kelly clarkson song as an ode to ass-eating now

given my decade-long feelings in regard to kelly clarkson, i'm not really sad about this

^^

That could really go either way.

sayin

let's just say every Kelly Clarkson song is secretly an ode to ass-eating

what doesn't kill you makes you STRONGER

since you been gone, i can breathe for the first time, because i am actually an alien life form who breathes through my asshole

What happened to Miss Analingus?

since you been gone, i can breathe for the first time, because i am actually an alien life form who breathes through my asshole

yeah, yeah

the most shameful thing is here is that i feel like this is not the only thread on ilx where i am on-record as wanting to dine on kelly clarkson's butt

you think you got it bad

i mean literally eat it with a knife and fork, by the way, none of this disgusting rimming nonsense

I love it when you go Dahmer/Bateman on us

I thought the since u been gone joke would have been about being able to breathe because your face wasn't in kelly clarkson's butt al lthe time

i am beyond the pale every day, dan

lol @ getting paid for that

RESPECT IS DUE

blame maura, i guess, for never once reigning me in

beyond the pale, behind the pink, well into the brown tbh

http://www.bottletrek.com/Qstore/uploads/lost_coast_downtown_brown_l.jpg

the less-difficult brown

reign man

also, http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8SoarbbccWE/UBzbeGL9OTI/AAAAAAAADds/APdwD-qclSs/s1600/kirbygrimmmmmmm.jpg

i would not want the thing to eat my butt

IT'S SLOBBERIN' TIME

i would not want the thing to eat my butt

I don't know how you looked at "the thing to eat my butt" and got to "green eggs and ham" but I applaud that you did

IT'S SLOBBERIN' TIME

i may have just choked on my dinner

my dinner of butt

What happened to Miss Analingus?

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, December 11, 2012 5:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ftw

what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
you could have it all
my dinner of butt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

Kudos

Good work here tonight, guys. Good work.

it's not work if you enjoy it

like ass-eating

omg

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1484956/kudos.png

i would eat a kudos out of kelly clarkson's butt

you'll be surprised by the nutrition facts

Interesting flavors in the variety pack.

my favourite thing about photoshops created for ilx is just imagining a poster making them, silently & with concentration, submitting their work for the wider good

if you zooom in there'z little orange butts in there

xpost while I was isolating bart simpson's butt from the rest of his body in powerpoint to make that png, I wondered if I should just stop visiting ilx. I had to tilt my laptop toward the window, so my office mate couldn't see that I had just gis'd "cartoon butt." The red sun was pasted in the sky like a wafer.

^ POTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObOiW0Wml3Q&feature=youtu.be