rimming

http://www.athletic-uniforms.com/aplication/webroot/imgs/home/Kobe-Bryant-Slam-Dunk-Wallpaper.jpg

okay lol

It makes me really happy to hear of crabbbits and other women performing this.

I always feel like I have interesting ideas and experiences and then ilx drops a thread like this and I feel like I'm new at this life thing

i do not lick butts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaafMpqXXBs

you can see why they changed it, but yeah i agree that was a stronger lyric

my life would suck without you (licking my butt 24/7)

catch my breath (between two he-man batches o' rimmin)

dark side (of my taint)

I always feel like I have interesting ideas and experiences and then ilx drops a thread like this and I feel like I'm new at this life thing

man it's just ass-eating, we're not talking about like building your own home-cloning kit or some shit.

since u been gone I can rim for the first time

u refers to her gag reflex, apparently

behind these pink eyes

rim nation is the worst janet jackson album

i mean best?

http://www.athletic-uniforms.com/aplication/webroot/imgs/home/Kobe-Bryant-Slam-Dunk-Wallpaper.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, December 10, 2012 8:03 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

on an ass-capade baby

Rimming is kind of odd in that the vast majority of the time the thought of it grosses me out, but sometimes in the heat of the moment I am all about it.

felchboy

Memories

man it's just ass-eating, we're not talking about like building your own home-cloning kit or some shit.

― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:23 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

talking about some shit iirc

It's kind of weird, when you think about it: Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.

One time I got overenthusiastic and bit down on my friend's butthole it hurt till the next day.

My Fellow Americans,
I come before you tonight as a candidate for the Vice-Presidency and as a man whose honesty and integrity has been questioned. Now, the usual political thing to do when charges are made against you is to either ignore them or to deny them without giving details. I believe we have had enough of that in the United States, particularly with the present Administration in Washington, D.C. I am sure that you have read the charges, and you have heard it, that I, Senator Nixon, took $18,000 from a group of my supporters. Now, was that wrong? And let me say that it was wrong. I am saying it, incidentally, that it was wrong, just not illegal, because it isn't a question of whether it was legal or illegal, that isn't enough. The question is, Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.

Dude it's concave, how do you bite down on it??

Also Morbs if someone is on their back w their legs/ass in the air you can see their face though sometimes you have to move their boner out of the way

Dude it's concave, how do you bite down on it??

skinny cheeks & spread legs I imagine

i remember reading that dennis cooper interview! the best thing he ever wrote.

i do not lick butts

― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, December 10, 2012 11:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

you can not lie

India.Arie feat. Akon - "I Do Not Lick Butts"

in b4 trayce

http://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/61869_10151349984841183_745981726_n.jpg

"Sweet Cocktail Trim" really puts that over the top

i will never be able to not hear that kelly clarkson song as an ode to ass-eating now

given my decade-long feelings in regard to kelly clarkson, i'm not really sad about this

^^

That could really go either way.

sayin

let's just say every Kelly Clarkson song is secretly an ode to ass-eating

what doesn't kill you makes you STRONGER

since you been gone, i can breathe for the first time, because i am actually an alien life form who breathes through my asshole

What happened to Miss Analingus?

since you been gone, i can breathe for the first time, because i am actually an alien life form who breathes through my asshole

yeah, yeah

the most shameful thing is here is that i feel like this is not the only thread on ilx where i am on-record as wanting to dine on kelly clarkson's butt

you think you got it bad

i mean literally eat it with a knife and fork, by the way, none of this disgusting rimming nonsense

I love it when you go Dahmer/Bateman on us

I thought the since u been gone joke would have been about being able to breathe because your face wasn't in kelly clarkson's butt al lthe time

i am beyond the pale every day, dan

lol @ getting paid for that

RESPECT IS DUE

blame maura, i guess, for never once reigning me in