rimming

they just get dank

did anyone make a "slam dank" joke yet

shit, would have been better if I just made that my new dn

"In 2 weeks? Oh man, we're gonna be talking about rimming for a while. How many ilxors will rim for the first time during those two weeks. How many ... will rim again?

^"Poll Closing Date: Monday, December 24, 2012 7:00 PM (in 2 weeks)"

We'll all be in church!

Greater possibility of me being in the middle of a rimjob than being in church at that moment

oh wait, timezones - it's 11am on Christmas Day, I'll be at the beach

santa coming down your rimney

probably not being rimmed :(

santa climbing down your romney

oh wait, timezones - it's 11am on Christmas Day, I'll be at the beach

― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, December 6, 2012 4:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For me, it's 7 pm Christmas Eve.

16) I like to rim girls and I don't care if they don't like it.
― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:12 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark

17) See 16.
― 24 hours with the King of Snake. (SNAKE!) (ex machina), Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:45 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark

I care a little bit now.

lolll

crabbit's story reminds me of dating a catholic girl in college who was terrified of penetrative sex and would only blow me and let me frig her butt (i got the baby oil out and rubbed it between her butt cheeks). she was so terrified of getting pregnant that if she was wearing panties she would change them after i blew it because she was afraid that the scum could absorb thru her undies and travel into the ovaries....i have been a militant public school sex ed supporter ever since

you're shit

the wiki page for analingus has "Not to be confused with Aerlingus" at the top but the aer lingus page doesn't have "Not to be confused with analingus" at the top and this is the first time i wish i was a wikipedia editor

you're shit

― buzza, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:01 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

i am what i eat

this thread still boggles my mind, how do you all not get diseases, the "health risk" section of the analingus wiki is terrifying

nevermind diseases; how do you not get grossed out?

it doesn't smell or taste like anything, just skin

(btw i recently tried it)

(because of this thread)

this thread still boggles my mind, how do you all not get diseases, the "health risk" section of the analingus wiki is terrifying

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:17 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eh not much more terrifying than unprotected sex in general really

(btw i recently tried it)

(because of this thread)

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:26 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

*heart swells*

unprotected monogamous sex is pretty a-ok with additional birth control, not much chance of picking up a disease from contaminated food or whatnot

if you're that afraid of e. coli you shouldn't eat at restaurants either

butts just have more bacteria though. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-oral_route !

I mean theoretically your partner would show signs of those diseases right? I'm not a casual rimmer in general.

"Generally, people carrying infections that may be passed on during analingus appear healthy."

wow thanks captain buzzkill, yes butts are gross thats why theyre amazing

haha i'm just paranoid now

yeah you can't always tell whether someone has cholera from lookin' at 'em but uh I wouldn't worry too much about your girlfriend or boyfriend giving it to you unless you live in the Sudan

really doubt that "appear normal" = asymptomatic

just use common sense and don't switch streams and you'll be fine, it's not really germier than ppl's bodies in general

i've been assuming buttholes/poo can carry bacteria that would cause disease even if the carrier doesn't have the disease, maybe that's wrong?

And I thought Trayce *lived* down under

― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012

Dude wtf you are obsessed with dissin my Australianism or something idk

Also this thread, ew.

(btw i recently tried it)

(because of this thread)

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:26 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

*heart swells*

― slam dunk, Sunday, December 9, 2012 3:29 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clear eyes, full heart, can't poo

best part of rimming imo is the sounds/faces that ppl make when you do it

also "rimming" sounds so weird. eat ass or gtfo.

Generally speaking, if there is rimming involved I am expecting a margarita.

and a neon flashing blue ice cube nestled inside

^^ gets it

I reserve the right to change my mind if I ever find a flashing blue neon ice cube in my wife's butt

best part of rimming imo is the sounds/faces that ppl make when you do it

ok, for faces i need a diagram of where u position the mirror.

To me, rimming is the most charismatic sex act. Something about combining the face, which is the body’s most telling and detailed part, with the ass, which is a similarly compelling body part but for opposite reasons -- given its plainness and inexpressiveness, its lowly status as a seat cushion and waste-disposal machine, contrasted with its high status as a sex object and aesthetic high point on the body -- fascinates me. The way the face and ass affect each other physically and technically during the act of rimming has an emotional charge and is choreographically interesting. In the moment of exploring someone’s ass, you know things that the recipient can’t know because, due to the way the body is constructed, the ass and asshole are hardly available to their owner. You can handle and finger them, but even to see them properly requires the use of mirrors and awkward poses. When you rim someone, you’re getting to know him intimately in a way he can’t know himself. You can be entirely alone with him, unwatched, his judgment unknown and abstract. You have power over him and, at the same time, the act has subservient associations -- “you can kiss my ass,” et cetera -- so you’re worshipping him as well.

also i haven't read every issue, of course, but i'm pretty sure that has to be the only ode to ass-eating ever published in the paris review.

did you deliberately make it so this poll finishes on christmas day

man, you guys really love rimming

won't shit right for a week