Jimmy Saville is still alive...

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which beloved national figure will be next? Matthew Freud? Tim Bell? Maurice Saatchi?

― Neil S, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:51 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It'll be Felicity Kendall by next week...

Mark G, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

David Attenborough is in the crosshairs

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

I doubt he's spent enough time with either women or children to qualify.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

I always knew that gorilla had the dirt on him.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

timmy mallet

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

he won't be connected to this

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

I cannot see what you are holding.

Mark G, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

a child trapped inside a green duck costume

BANJOS ARE ALWAYS RACIST (onimo), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

LOL

jed_, Friday, 7 December 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

So basically anyone over 60 who was on tv or the radio in the 70's & 80's was up to no good with youngsters.

not_goodwin, Friday, 7 December 2012 10:41 (eleven years ago) link

Sooty and Sweep not implicated yet tbf

let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 December 2012 10:45 (eleven years ago) link

Everybody raise one hand and shout "Sooty! You're Naked!"

Mark G, Friday, 7 December 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link

the other hand, obviously, being stuck up a dog's arse

I think our childhoods are safe so long as the nonce population doesn't rise to include David Bowie or anyone playing the Doctor.

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Friday, 7 December 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

Is this even the sort of thing that you can plea bargain? "I fucked those kids but I helped the police with their enquiries, can I return to a life of fleeing the ruins of my former life and living like John McAfee?" because if so I have to reckon that Max Clifford flipping could massively expand the scope of the enquiry.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 December 2012 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

"I'd like 20 other celebrities to be taken into consideration..."

Mark G, Friday, 7 December 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

so long as the nonce population doesn't rise to include David Bowie or anyone playing the Doctor.

M1k3 Yat35 long fingered in public

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 7 December 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

ahem

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 7 December 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

u_u

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

Time to play Name That Pervert again. Allegedly five more arrests due this week.

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Monday, 10 December 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

names in a hat. one name each, a pound for entry, winners divide the loot.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

ugh, stuck with pat sharp. again.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

Patrick Moore just died, the bet here is "how long.."

Mark G, Monday, 10 December 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

Hmmm, yes, gazing at heavenly bodies etc, re Arthur C. Clarke

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Monday, 10 December 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

daft cunt

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 December 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

"Jim'll Fist It"

karl lagerlout (suzy), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

Two men in their 50s have been arrested on suspicion of sexual offences, the Metropolitan Police have said.

Officers from Operation Yewtree - set up in the wake of the Jimmy Savile scandal - arrested one man, aged 53, at an address in Hampshire.

The second man, aged 59, was arrested in west London at and taken into custody at a London police station.

Given up with the 'guess who' game?

Mark G, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

It's starting to look like 'Guess Who Didn't'.

earth of (snoball), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

Nik-Nik

jed_, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

Is it wrong of me to hope that it's true.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

Well some people are saying that he won't be appearing on ch5 celebrity big brother after all...

jed_, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

Davidson arrested.

jed_, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

http://www0.alibris-static.com/isbn/9781861053602.gif

DavidM, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

"wicked laughs with the ladies"

soma dude (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

James Cameron "Jim" Davidson, OBE (13 December 1953) is an English comedian. Despite early recognition and winning many awards throughout his long career, Davidson has become known for his use of jokes about ethnic minorities, homosexuals and disabled people in his stand-up act, which has made him a subject of negative media coverage and frequent criticism.

Another winner, then.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

GAH.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

'It's only a game, so put up a real good fight, I'm gonna be snookering you, Snookering you tonight!
Snookering you, snookering you tonight! Snookering you, snookering you tonight!'

DavidM, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

hahahahahaHA

lex pretend, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

god, jim davidson, exactly the person you always wanted to end his days humiliated and shamed

lex pretend, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

i'm kind of surprised you even know who he is

Number None, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

http://primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/comedian-jim-davidson-says-a-savile-no-2-household-name-celeb-is-about-to-be-revealed-as-a-paedophile/

blogpost seems to have disappeared for some reason but there is still a recipe for sweet and sour pork

Sounds like something Maria Carey would of rejected (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

Writing on his personal blog, the comic said that the person – who he hasn’t named – is, “A bloke who’s a loner, dresses and acts like a nonce and thinks he is the most important person in the world.”

And of the allegations against Sir Jimmy Savile, Jim said, “Hmmm. I knew… and didn’t do anything.”

He added, “Mind you, I had no proof. To me he was just another pervert. There are lots of them in showbiz.

“There seems to be more gay ones than straight but that’s because there are probably more gays in showbiz than most professions.

“Who’s next to be the victim of a media feeding frenzy? I have the answer to that…

“But, like Jimmy Savile, it’s only rumours. But when these rumours come out… WOW!”

He also slammed the BBC over Monday night’s Panorama, which looked at the corporation’s failure to expose Savile and his alleged child abuse on the broadcaster’s premises.

He wrote, “How come the BBC can make a programme blaming the BBC? It’s like having yourself arrested and then being your own prosecuting barrister!

“The BBC has finally gone mental.

“This hot bed of leftyness has asked itself the question: ‘Should we have known?’ The answer is ‘yes’. We all knew, didn’t we?’’

soma dude (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

Really astonishing to me that Jim Davidson is only 59.

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

really saddened by this, jim was a hero to me when i was a kid

fight the power big man

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

I suppose the timing of this arrest was rather forced by the scheduled Celebrity Big Brother appearance, although it would have been some awesome next level reality shit if Davidson had been nicked for noncing live on air.

Albert Crampus (NickB), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think we want to see live noncing

sufferin' sockattacks (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I can live without that tbh

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link


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