wtf
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
oh man this enquiry just keeps on giving
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
let's see you spin that, max
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link
Louis Theroux knows what's up
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Theroux#When_Louis_Met...
His episode about Jimmy Savile When Louis Met Jimmy was voted one of the top fifty documentaries of all time in a survey by Britain's Channel 4 In When Louis Met Max Clifford, Max Clifford tried to set Louis up. However, it backfired when Max Clifford was caught lyingHe was meant to do a similar programme with Michael Jackson before Martin Bashir completed his documentary for ITV, but it was cancelled.
― How do you say Dedéckenbauer, Dedélícia, Dedélíte? (onimo), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
"Ladykiller Max Clifford was seen out with a mystery uniformed lady last night. I wouldn't mind him helping me with my enquiries. Phwoooar."
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
which beloved national figure will be next? Matthew Freud? Tim Bell? Maurice Saatchi?
― Neil S, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
we've all got our own wish lists
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
Was pondering: Are they after Max Clifford's 'secret files' ?
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
which beloved national figure will be next? Matthew Freud? Tim Bell? Maurice Saatchi?― Neil S, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:51 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Neil S, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:51 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It'll be Felicity Kendall by next week...
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
David Attenborough is in the crosshairs
― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
I doubt he's spent enough time with either women or children to qualify.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
I always knew that gorilla had the dirt on him.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
timmy mallet
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
he won't be connected to this
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
I cannot see what you are holding.
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
a child trapped inside a green duck costume
― BANJOS ARE ALWAYS RACIST (onimo), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
LOL
― jed_, Friday, 7 December 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
So basically anyone over 60 who was on tv or the radio in the 70's & 80's was up to no good with youngsters.
― not_goodwin, Friday, 7 December 2012 10:41 (eleven years ago) link
Sooty and Sweep not implicated yet tbf
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 December 2012 10:45 (eleven years ago) link
Everybody raise one hand and shout "Sooty! You're Naked!"
― Mark G, Friday, 7 December 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link
the other hand, obviously, being stuck up a dog's arse
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 7 December 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
I think our childhoods are safe so long as the nonce population doesn't rise to include David Bowie or anyone playing the Doctor.
― rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Friday, 7 December 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
Is this even the sort of thing that you can plea bargain? "I fucked those kids but I helped the police with their enquiries, can I return to a life of fleeing the ruins of my former life and living like John McAfee?" because if so I have to reckon that Max Clifford flipping could massively expand the scope of the enquiry.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 December 2012 12:58 (eleven years ago) link
"I'd like 20 other celebrities to be taken into consideration..."
― Mark G, Friday, 7 December 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
so long as the nonce population doesn't rise to include David Bowie or anyone playing the Doctor.
M1k3 Yat35 long fingered in public
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 7 December 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
ahem
u_u
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
Time to play Name That Pervert again. Allegedly five more arrests due this week.
― Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Monday, 10 December 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
names in a hat. one name each, a pound for entry, winners divide the loot.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
ugh, stuck with pat sharp. again.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
Patrick Moore just died, the bet here is "how long.."
― Mark G, Monday, 10 December 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
Hmmm, yes, gazing at heavenly bodies etc, re Arthur C. Clarke
― Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Monday, 10 December 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/dec/24/paul-daniels-questions-savile-accusers
― You're gonna need a fruit kebab. Trust. (stevie), Monday, 24 December 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
daft cunt
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 December 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Jim'll Fist It"
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/dec/28/savile-access-thatcher-secret-files?intcmp=239
― You're gonna need a fruit kebab. Trust. (stevie), Friday, 28 December 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link
Two men in their 50s have been arrested on suspicion of sexual offences, the Metropolitan Police have said.Officers from Operation Yewtree - set up in the wake of the Jimmy Savile scandal - arrested one man, aged 53, at an address in Hampshire.The second man, aged 59, was arrested in west London at and taken into custody at a London police station.
Officers from Operation Yewtree - set up in the wake of the Jimmy Savile scandal - arrested one man, aged 53, at an address in Hampshire.
The second man, aged 59, was arrested in west London at and taken into custody at a London police station.
Given up with the 'guess who' game?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
It's starting to look like 'Guess Who Didn't'.
― earth of (snoball), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
Nik-Nik
― jed_, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
Is it wrong of me to hope that it's true.
― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
Well some people are saying that he won't be appearing on ch5 celebrity big brother after all...
― jed_, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
Davidson arrested.
― jed_, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://www0.alibris-static.com/isbn/9781861053602.gif
― DavidM, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
"wicked laughs with the ladies"
― soma dude (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
James Cameron "Jim" Davidson, OBE (13 December 1953) is an English comedian. Despite early recognition and winning many awards throughout his long career, Davidson has become known for his use of jokes about ethnic minorities, homosexuals and disabled people in his stand-up act, which has made him a subject of negative media coverage and frequent criticism.
Another winner, then.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
GAH.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
'It's only a game, so put up a real good fight, I'm gonna be snookering you, Snookering you tonight!Snookering you, snookering you tonight! Snookering you, snookering you tonight!'
― DavidM, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahahaHA
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
god, jim davidson, exactly the person you always wanted to end his days humiliated and shamed
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
i'm kind of surprised you even know who he is
― Number None, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link