Jimmy Saville is still alive...

Max Clifford now http://www.itv.com/news/2012-12-06/max-clifford-arrested-jimmy-savile-police-operation-yewtree/

wtf

oh man this enquiry just keeps on giving

let's see you spin that, max

Louis Theroux knows what's up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Theroux#When_Louis_Met...

His episode about Jimmy Savile When Louis Met Jimmy was voted one of the top fifty documentaries of all time in a survey by Britain's Channel 4
In When Louis Met Max Clifford, Max Clifford tried to set Louis up. However, it backfired when Max Clifford was caught lying
He was meant to do a similar programme with Michael Jackson before Martin Bashir completed his documentary for ITV, but it was cancelled.

"Ladykiller Max Clifford was seen out with a mystery uniformed lady last night. I wouldn't mind him helping me with my enquiries. Phwoooar."

which beloved national figure will be next? Matthew Freud? Tim Bell? Maurice Saatchi?

we've all got our own wish lists

Was pondering: Are they after Max Clifford's 'secret files' ?

which beloved national figure will be next? Matthew Freud? Tim Bell? Maurice Saatchi?

― Neil S, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:51 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It'll be Felicity Kendall by next week...

David Attenborough is in the crosshairs

I doubt he's spent enough time with either women or children to qualify.

I always knew that gorilla had the dirt on him.

timmy mallet

he won't be connected to this

I cannot see what you are holding.

a child trapped inside a green duck costume

LOL

So basically anyone over 60 who was on tv or the radio in the 70's & 80's was up to no good with youngsters.

Sooty and Sweep not implicated yet tbf

Everybody raise one hand and shout "Sooty! You're Naked!"

the other hand, obviously, being stuck up a dog's arse

I think our childhoods are safe so long as the nonce population doesn't rise to include David Bowie or anyone playing the Doctor.

Is this even the sort of thing that you can plea bargain? "I fucked those kids but I helped the police with their enquiries, can I return to a life of fleeing the ruins of my former life and living like John McAfee?" because if so I have to reckon that Max Clifford flipping could massively expand the scope of the enquiry.

"I'd like 20 other celebrities to be taken into consideration..."

so long as the nonce population doesn't rise to include David Bowie or anyone playing the Doctor.

M1k3 Yat35 long fingered in public

ahem

u_u

lol

Time to play Name That Pervert again. Allegedly five more arrests due this week.

names in a hat. one name each, a pound for entry, winners divide the loot.

ugh, stuck with pat sharp. again.

Patrick Moore just died, the bet here is "how long.."

Hmmm, yes, gazing at heavenly bodies etc, re Arthur C. Clarke

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/dec/24/paul-daniels-questions-savile-accusers

daft cunt

"Jim'll Fist It"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/dec/28/savile-access-thatcher-secret-files?intcmp=239

Two men in their 50s have been arrested on suspicion of sexual offences, the Metropolitan Police have said.

Officers from Operation Yewtree - set up in the wake of the Jimmy Savile scandal - arrested one man, aged 53, at an address in Hampshire.

The second man, aged 59, was arrested in west London at and taken into custody at a London police station.

Given up with the 'guess who' game?

It's starting to look like 'Guess Who Didn't'.

Nik-Nik

Is it wrong of me to hope that it's true.

Well some people are saying that he won't be appearing on ch5 celebrity big brother after all...

Davidson arrested.

http://www0.alibris-static.com/isbn/9781861053602.gif

"wicked laughs with the ladies"

James Cameron "Jim" Davidson, OBE (13 December 1953) is an English comedian. Despite early recognition and winning many awards throughout his long career, Davidson has become known for his use of jokes about ethnic minorities, homosexuals and disabled people in his stand-up act, which has made him a subject of negative media coverage and frequent criticism.

Another winner, then.

GAH.

'It's only a game, so put up a real good fight, I'm gonna be snookering you, Snookering you tonight!
Snookering you, snookering you tonight! Snookering you, snookering you tonight!'

hahahahahaHA

god, jim davidson, exactly the person you always wanted to end his days humiliated and shamed