Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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ryan reynolds

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

as The Riddler? yes

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:29 (eleven years ago) link

National Lampoon's Van Riddler

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:29 (eleven years ago) link

RR wd be pretty bad

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

the twilight douche

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

basically i am pretty okay with never seeing batman on any sort of screen ever again

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

seth macfarlane as the joker

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

btw the twilight douche refers both to robert pattinson and my proposed title for the next batman film

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

slocki you diabolical...

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

Ryan Reynolds keeps failing upward into bigger comic book adaptation roles from Blade supporting character to Wolverine supporting character to Green Lanter, Batman is the next logical step

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:37 (eleven years ago) link

man i was ready to be all "hey who woulda thought michael keaton would be good, can't say what's going to suck" but damn, strongo. rpattz, corner pocket.

da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:46 (eleven years ago) link

rbattz

some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link

esteban battz could really do something with the robin part i think

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

'sup, my name's bruce wayne

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da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

given the speed with which Spiderman was rebooted all of this stuff is just so, so plausible

some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

they're already planning the next next reboot for 2020 once the fat kid from modern family grows up and thins out a little bit.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:02 (eleven years ago) link

do a one-off Dark Knight Returns adaptation with Neeson

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link

man i was ready to be all "hey who woulda thought michael keaton would be good, can't say what's going to suck" but damn, strongo. rpattz, corner pocket.

― da croupier, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Who on earth would ever expect Michael Keaton to not own

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:09 (eleven years ago) link

i would pay cash money to see liam neeson beating the shit out of superman tbh

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link

Who on earth would ever expect Michael Keaton to not own

dude he made The Dream Team the same year

da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

do a one-off Dark Knight Returns adaptation with Neeson

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, December 6, 2012 12:08 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

that would rule

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

just spent the last 10 minutes picturing leslie nielsen every time somebody mentioned liam neeson

some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

Always thought DKR Bats shoulda been played by either Bruce Willis or a bulked-up Clint Eastwood, possibly a time-traveling Marlon Brando for the early Fatcat-Bruce-Wayne-With-Mustache scenes.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:48 (eleven years ago) link

fred dryer imho

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:56 (eleven years ago) link

sly stallone as superman

da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

all expendables cast would be cool

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

eric roberts as batman

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

statham as joker

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

Damon Lindelof writes script for The Dark Knight Thinks About It

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

Bale is all, "Science!" and Gordon-Lewitt is all, "Faith!"

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

Chloe Sevigny is Catwoman, Jim Parsons as Robin, Jonah Hill is the Penguin, and Leonardo DiCaprio in the title role. Directed and written by Joe Swanberg.

Dave Whobeck? (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

I have seen no Swanberg. I see that he is of this mumblecore thing. I throw up my hands and leave that to the kids.

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

oh shit, wait a minute, Vincent Gallo is a much better fit for the bat in that scenario

Dave Whobeck? (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

ha! sweaty bigface as king tut then

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

i watched this again last night and it was atrocious

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WQJuGeqdbn4#!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ "Honest Trailers" version of the movie, feat. the RedLetterMedia guys for a bit. A little on the long side but sums up a lot of the gripes decently well.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

oh man that was great

da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ how come everyone in gotham can figure out his secret identity except commissioner gordon

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

that got me a few times in the movie... "wait, HE doesn't know?"

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

It'd be great if the reason the other cops don't believe in his theories is that they also know who Batman is, and just can't possibly respect a supposed detective who hasn't caught on yet.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

Damon Lindelof writes script for The Dark Knight Thinks About It

― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies)

holy lols

Watching this for the first time, it's pretty good. JGL is surprising me w how good his part his, i think a Batman franchise w him would be pretty good!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

its weird how he's almost typecast now as the other guy who stands around lookin thoughtful in movies while the main dude does the real stuff... this, inception, lincoln

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 December 2012 07:04 (eleven years ago) link

he did stuff in Looper! And in Premium Rush, which nobody saw but was pretty hilarious.

wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Sunday, 9 December 2012 07:27 (eleven years ago) link

premium rush ruled

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 9 December 2012 07:43 (eleven years ago) link

a thousand times more entertaining than dark knight rises, and half as long

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 9 December 2012 07:43 (eleven years ago) link

agreed, was basically a remake of "Quicksilver" starring kevin bacon, altho i wish koepp had made the script a little less disney channel-ey, ie. the good times bike messenger gang that can be summoned with a phone call, in contrast with michael shannon beating a man to death, man pg13 is weird these days.

slam dunk, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:28 (eleven years ago) link

Re-watched this on DVD - dbl bill w/The Dark Knight.

Loved Dark Knight Rises, totally stands up, but Talia is really underwritten, or snaked in an unstaisfying way. Very much apparent that something isn't right when Bane pulls her out from execution by exile. In DK the Joker notices Batman's feelings for Rachel when he saves her at the Dent fundraiser, and uses that weakness -- nothing here for Bane to go for so no reason to keep her hostage.

Another weakness is Alfred. In DK he gets a terrific line about chasing the Bandit in Burma, here is emo gooey stuff that Michael Caine (who I never cared for) doesn't have the chops for.

Still, Bane's voice was actually much better than what I heard in the cinema and the fight in the light totally works in its sheer FASCISM. Terrific.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 9 December 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link


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