So Batman & Robin with no Chris O'Donnell and no nipple suits, basically?
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
haha, yeah, would see that too probably - "Batman Bungles In"
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
more like no george clooney, and i want it to look nolany still
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
batman's greatest boner
― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
it'd be cool if JGL was Batman in the Justice League movie but he was totally incompetent
incompetent as batman, but maybe really good at shooting people
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 6 December 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
maybe bruce wayne returns when it turns out jgl is brainwashed by the order of st dumas, and his confirmation name was...AZRAEL
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
The Indonesian Batman with the fake Beach Boys-style songs is pretty great. Bat coffee.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 6 December 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
or is it Bat Tea?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 6 December 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Benign fascism" has been the entire point behind Batman for the past 30 years
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 4:09 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
tbh I wish the point behind batman was that he was a hard-boiled detective in a silly outfit with no allies or Supermans
I probably have to agree with my friends who hold up B:tAS as the definitive contemporary Batman though it's certainly been a while since I watched any of that.
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
when people talk like this i keep waiting for Linus to walk onstage and eloquently explain the true spirit of Batman
― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
I believe in Batman more than Halloween, Easter or Christmas, that's for sure
― Nhex, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 7:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
how great would it be if this was the name of hte next one
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link
what would be your plausible worst case scenario for the next one
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
joseph gordon levitt as batman
― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:08 (eleven years ago) link
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― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
ryan reynolds
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
as The Riddler? yes
― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:29 (eleven years ago) link
National Lampoon's Van Riddler
RR wd be pretty bad
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link
the twilight douche
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link
basically i am pretty okay with never seeing batman on any sort of screen ever again
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
seth macfarlane as the joker
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
btw the twilight douche refers both to robert pattinson and my proposed title for the next batman film
slocki you diabolical...
Ryan Reynolds keeps failing upward into bigger comic book adaptation roles from Blade supporting character to Wolverine supporting character to Green Lanter, Batman is the next logical step
― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:37 (eleven years ago) link
man i was ready to be all "hey who woulda thought michael keaton would be good, can't say what's going to suck" but damn, strongo. rpattz, corner pocket.
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:46 (eleven years ago) link
rbattz
― some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link
esteban battz could really do something with the robin part i think
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
'sup, my name's bruce wayne
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― da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
given the speed with which Spiderman was rebooted all of this stuff is just so, so plausible
― some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:00 (eleven years ago) link
they're already planning the next next reboot for 2020 once the fat kid from modern family grows up and thins out a little bit.
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:02 (eleven years ago) link
criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot...
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― da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
do a one-off Dark Knight Returns adaptation with Neeson
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link
― da croupier, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
Who on earth would ever expect Michael Keaton to not own
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:09 (eleven years ago) link
i would pay cash money to see liam neeson beating the shit out of superman tbh
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
dude he made The Dream Team the same year
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, December 6, 2012 12:08 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
that would rule
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
just spent the last 10 minutes picturing leslie nielsen every time somebody mentioned liam neeson
― some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:16 (eleven years ago) link
Always thought DKR Bats shoulda been played by either Bruce Willis or a bulked-up Clint Eastwood, possibly a time-traveling Marlon Brando for the early Fatcat-Bruce-Wayne-With-Mustache scenes.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:48 (eleven years ago) link
fred dryer imho
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:56 (eleven years ago) link
sly stallone as superman
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link
all expendables cast would be cool
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
eric roberts as batman
statham as joker
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
Damon Lindelof writes script for The Dark Knight Thinks About It
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
Bale is all, "Science!" and Gordon-Lewitt is all, "Faith!"
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
Chloe Sevigny is Catwoman, Jim Parsons as Robin, Jonah Hill is the Penguin, and Leonardo DiCaprio in the title role. Directed and written by Joe Swanberg.
― Dave Whobeck? (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
I have seen no Swanberg. I see that he is of this mumblecore thing. I throw up my hands and leave that to the kids.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
oh shit, wait a minute, Vincent Gallo is a much better fit for the bat in that scenario
― Dave Whobeck? (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
ha! sweaty bigface as king tut then
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link