Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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gotta say, if batman 4 was the follies of JGL learning how to be batman while facing off against a bunch of b-villians like the mad hatter and the riddler, with morgan freeman all "lol" as his mentor, would see that in a heartbeat

just jgl practicing throwing batarangs at colorful wanna-be joker loonies

So Batman & Robin with no Chris O'Donnell and no nipple suits, basically?

haha, yeah, would see that too probably - "Batman Bungles In"

more like no george clooney, and i want it to look nolany still

batman's greatest boner

it'd be cool if JGL was Batman in the Justice League movie but he was totally incompetent

incompetent as batman, but maybe really good at shooting people

maybe bruce wayne returns when it turns out jgl is brainwashed by the order of st dumas, and his confirmation name was...AZRAEL

The Indonesian Batman with the fake Beach Boys-style songs is pretty great. Bat coffee.

or is it Bat Tea?

"Benign fascism" has been the entire point behind Batman for the past 30 years

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 4:09 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbh I wish the point behind batman was that he was a hard-boiled detective in a silly outfit with no allies or Supermans

I probably have to agree with my friends who hold up B:tAS as the definitive contemporary Batman though it's certainly been a while since I watched any of that.

when people talk like this i keep waiting for Linus to walk onstage and eloquently explain the true spirit of Batman

I believe in Batman more than Halloween, Easter or Christmas, that's for sure

batman's greatest boner

― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 7:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how great would it be if this was the name of hte next one

what would be your plausible worst case scenario for the next one

joseph gordon levitt as batman

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ryan reynolds

as The Riddler? yes

National Lampoon's Van Riddler

RR wd be pretty bad

the twilight douche

basically i am pretty okay with never seeing batman on any sort of screen ever again

seth macfarlane as the joker

btw the twilight douche refers both to robert pattinson and my proposed title for the next batman film

slocki you diabolical...

Ryan Reynolds keeps failing upward into bigger comic book adaptation roles from Blade supporting character to Wolverine supporting character to Green Lanter, Batman is the next logical step

man i was ready to be all "hey who woulda thought michael keaton would be good, can't say what's going to suck" but damn, strongo. rpattz, corner pocket.

rbattz

esteban battz could really do something with the robin part i think

'sup, my name's bruce wayne

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given the speed with which Spiderman was rebooted all of this stuff is just so, so plausible

they're already planning the next next reboot for 2020 once the fat kid from modern family grows up and thins out a little bit.

criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot...

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do a one-off Dark Knight Returns adaptation with Neeson

man i was ready to be all "hey who woulda thought michael keaton would be good, can't say what's going to suck" but damn, strongo. rpattz, corner pocket.

― da croupier, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Who on earth would ever expect Michael Keaton to not own

i would pay cash money to see liam neeson beating the shit out of superman tbh

Who on earth would ever expect Michael Keaton to not own

dude he made The Dream Team the same year

do a one-off Dark Knight Returns adaptation with Neeson

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, December 6, 2012 12:08 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

that would rule

just spent the last 10 minutes picturing leslie nielsen every time somebody mentioned liam neeson

Always thought DKR Bats shoulda been played by either Bruce Willis or a bulked-up Clint Eastwood, possibly a time-traveling Marlon Brando for the early Fatcat-Bruce-Wayne-With-Mustache scenes.

fred dryer imho

sly stallone as superman

all expendables cast would be cool

eric roberts as batman

statham as joker

Damon Lindelof writes script for The Dark Knight Thinks About It

Bale is all, "Science!" and Gordon-Lewitt is all, "Faith!"

Chloe Sevigny is Catwoman, Jim Parsons as Robin, Jonah Hill is the Penguin, and Leonardo DiCaprio in the title role. Directed and written by Joe Swanberg.