mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

Sumo wrestlers are yummy?

I DO eat meat but I kind of agree with lxy. Still, if it makes it soft and delicious (would it not be even more delicious with a tastier beer?) I'm cool with that.

Sumo wrestlers are pretty rad, but not sure about yummy.

Mark C is unwilling to find the answer to this burning question.

OMG saw transformers and the mist tonight - both A++++++++++++++++!!!!

Really? I want to see The Mist, but that story has always scared the hell out of me. Transformers was good?

http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v250/194/12/644309690/n644309690_510935_5816.jpg

^^^actually our hens.

ok anyway. what's up guys? not so chatty today...

"Be Kind Rewind" is kind of a fantastic and wonderful movie

yes!

Nothing is up. I'm wasting my afternoon writing a review of some body butter that I don't like. Blah.

There's a movie called Be Kind Rewind? I sooooo have to get out more.

i am going kayaking in a bit!

at work. ngggghhhh.

i did my best to drink all of the alcohol last night, so if there is a shortage i am to blame. at one point i think FB fixed me a gin on the rocks. also forgot to eat, and set my alarm for PM instead of AM. ow.

Well, at least you got to work before you were supposed to close for the day.

oh no i got here on time, thanks to instinct brain trick, it just started a very confusing day off on the right wrong track

I would have just slept right through and not realized something was amiss. (Well, if the kids were not here to wake me up anyway).

GOOD WORK!

I feel like I am on the right wrong track, too, today (confusing!). But I think it is partly because A. literally hit snooze about 60 times this morning. (he has two alarm clocks and he has it fixed so they go off EVERY MINUTE. Apparently I normally sleep through this, but not this morning.)

Okay, so, my friend who talked me into taking belly dancing classes a few years ago has now half-convinced me to go to a hip hop dance class tomorrow night with her.

I am trying to figure out what bone is going to break first.

hitr, at this moment i am surrounded by crumpled almond roca wrappers, all thanks to dear lxy who i love very much.

estela! why are/were u hapless???

that was a mistake, truthfully i am a box of birds.

(:(:(: oh yay, estela! i'm so happy the package arrived! :):):)

also, how curious: i know someone whose online name is box of birds.

yeah wtf is that esta some kind of gay aussie expression?

boxes of birds end up being unleashed & pelted with shotgun shells. i think you are in denial.

i sent you an email of happy thankfulness lxy<3, i hope you get it, i don't quite trust my ilx email account.

my mother says a box of birds a lot, i have always liked it, most of her sayings are irish but some are from nz.

there are not too many guns around here, deez, most of our local birds die of old age.

i like to think the ones in the box in the saying are still in their prime.

speaking of boxes of birds, a friend and I stole a box of clay pigeons from a shooting range and then used them to throw on to peoples' roofs. it was the best of times, i was about 14 i think.

tsk.

estela, i was a total badass and tough at that age.

i would have crossed the street to avoid you.

or left the food court.

lol so true ;_;

ooh sarah my friend and i picked up dance class schedules at the ailey place today. it is surprisingly cheap! i told her i wanna do hip hop bc i have no soul and i need to learn and she said she is too old and her knees can't handle it lol. she wants to do horton. i don't know what this is.

also i am sorry that i accidentally unconsciously added an h to the end of your name. i know that must get super annoying, like when people spell my name withOUT an h.

wilter, i think you were probably funny and pleasant and always hungry.

hi tehresa!

hi estela!

now i want to know what horton is.

yeah she said it's related to jazz but not sure.

i hoped it was a lumbering around like elephants dance class.

lol

omg that would be AWESOME. I want to go to that sort of dance class.

All I can think of is modern dance dude Erick Horton, whose name I might be mangling. But I don't think that is a technique.

It is $5 to go to this "hip hop" class. Which is pretty cheap. Plus if we can just walk in and take the class, that is awesome.

(no problem about the "h;" my mother used to do it sometimes, too - and she's the one who gave me the name WITHOUT the "h!")

Now I'm all paranoid that I'm making modern dancer Eric Horton up. Hmmmm

Going to have to sleep on that. 'Night all!

hi sara, sleep well.

* Lester Horton - choosing to work in California (three thousand miles away from the center of modern dance - New York), Horton developed his own approach that incorporated diverse elements including Native American dances and modern Jazz. Horton's dance technique (Lester Horton Technique) emphasises a whole body approach including; flexibility, strength, coordination, and body awareness to allow freedom of expression.

from wiki. apparently he was ailey's teacher, which would explain his technique being taught at the ailey center. the classes there are like $16, which i thought was cheap, but $5! woah! you can also get a card good for like 10 or 25 classes at discounted rate. i might have to drop in on some. i haven't taken dance since my parents made me quit after 5th grade so i will likely be a disaster.

hey sup itr i am drinking molson canadian and going to sleep so i can get up bright and early so a nice man from the rotorooter company can tell me that together we can work out an agreement with my house in which water is allowed to leave it instead of taking up permanent residence.

if this is not possible i am putting a pool in my basement, thus everyone wins.

Sara, are you Sah-ra or Sair-ah?

Sair-ah - although it sure looks odd that way!

Good luck with your basement, John. That sucks. (Although I'm all for the pool idea, provided you keep a lifeguard on hand for yourself of course)

tehresa - THANK YOU, YES. *Lester* Horton. How mortifying that I forgot, especially since the Alvin Ailey company is my favorite one to watch. You can take classes at the Ailey Center? WOW. Also, $5 is cheap, but remember it's just some storefront operation in a rural town...

And hey - good morning, everyone. It is way too early to be up!

Okay, wtf are we doing to our brains!!

(spect this link has been elsewhere but it's new to me)

That's crazy.

My French suXors, but it looks almost like it's saying that it's fake underneath, though? (Mark C, help me out here!)

Yeah, it's a fake, but I laughed :)