bob marley
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jrMWs.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
oh god
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://i48.tinypic.com/2znweus.jpg
― crüt, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
omg crut
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
the dank, the dank!
http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/bartsellshissoul6.png
― site nuances (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
CURTIS YOU ARE A HERO!
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
OH WAIT
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
J FEVE YOU ARE A HERO
Curtis, you're pretty good too.
dank schön
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
quite impressive for a decade-long lurker to arrive from nowhere and attain stephen garza level immortality within days
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
not garza level tbf
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
possibly not, but time will tell
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.jerrodshouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Dank-300x178.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
aka His Dankness
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.cannabis-seeds-bank.co.uk/images/uploads/Rare-Dankness_-Scotts-OG.jpg
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
Okay, I have a friend, let's pretend she was R1cc1. She kind of looked like her anyway so that works. This friend was very into being Irish despite being of dubious Irish descent (what with a name like R1cc1 after all). So for some reason I now can't remember, we went to some Irish books conference in San Francisco. This was about seven years ago, which would make my friend R1cc1 very young, around 19 or 20. Reading at this conference was G*br131 B*rn3 who had just published some book on being Irish and how special that was or something. Maybe it involved poetry. I don't know. At any rate for some reason we were invited to an after party somewhere, I don't even know where, but I do remember that there was a shrine to Pedro Zamora there. I was getting drunk by this point so things began to get slightly weird for me. Mr. B*rn3 showed up at this party and R1cc1, who was obsessed with the film M1113r'5 Cr0551ng, and counted Mr. B*rn3 among her top ten people to want to screw, glommed onto him. At this point in her life she was not an undesireable person, certainly not if you were in your late 40s and kind of washed up and smelled like cigarettes and had bad breath and would easily be mistaken for a bus driver if you weren't in a bunch of movies. The party then moved to O'Reilly's pub in North Beach which had just recently opened and was oh so very Irish. She continued to hang on him. I continued to drink. AT some point I left and wandered home to the east bay, I'm not even sure how I got there but it might have involved a cab ride and a lot of money. I was awoken by a phone call from her crying from a hotel back in SF. She had spent the night with B*rn3, a night which had hardly been very romantic, but had involved his apparent request to "lick her asshole"; apparently, also, Mr. B*rn3 was not very P1v3n-esque in the endowment department. She was fine with all of this, but then he had offered her a wad of money an asked her to leave when the morning came around. She asked me what to do. I said "take the money and go home," which she did. She tried to contact him several times after that to no avail.Okay, that wasn't as exciting as the P1v3n story but what can you do? The only other gossip that came out of it was that he still considered his actress ex-wife a "good friend." I don't know if he licked her asshole though.
― akm (akmonday), Saturday, 17 January 2004 18:15 (8 years ago)
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
bus driver is kind of all-time, pre-emptive shades of dunphy in it and everything
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
that obsure film M1113r'5 Cr0551ng
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
some good archive work there tho deems
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
the odd things that spark, idk
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
worth reading the original thread for the alluded p1v3n post
The Christina Ricci appreciation thread
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
scary, isn't it
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link
CURTIS YOU ARE A HERO!― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkOH WAIT― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkJ FEVE YOU ARE A HEROCurtis, you're pretty good too.― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol/;_;
― crüt, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link
crut yr a hero too
i fking love this thread, every day it becomes more special
attaining poop-shelf levels of lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 05:29 (eleven years ago) link
goddam numbers in the titles of things
― how's life, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 09:18 (eleven years ago) link
ain't no reason bein' subtlewhen it's the buthole i want
-slick richard
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 2:12 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
disqualified, i don't know what rimming is
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/th_shame_zps0962aaa6.gif
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
kind of ironic Hungry4Ass hasn't posted itt yet
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link
Ah, we're halfway thereAh ah, rimming on a prayer
― blues bras (Eazy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
I am most illand I'm rimming and stealing
― how's life, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
And I thought Trayce *lived* down under
― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, December 6, 2012 12:58 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha i was going to post this exact message
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
A-plus is famousso get the anus
-souls of mischief
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
for posterity:
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/planet1051.com/files/2012/06/RIM-Jobs.jpg
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
or should i say
for posterior-ity
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
iirc i made that joke before, newbie
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
you shouldn't say
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
twice in september 2011, get in
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
rimming jokes never get stale, much like rimming itself
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
they just get dank
― 乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
did anyone make a "slam dank" joke yet
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
shit, would have been better if I just made that my new dn
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
"In 2 weeks? Oh man, we're gonna be talking about rimming for a while. How many ilxors will rim for the first time during those two weeks. How many ... will rim again?
― how's life, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
^"Poll Closing Date: Monday, December 24, 2012 7:00 PM (in 2 weeks)"
We'll all be in church!
― how's life, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
Greater possibility of me being in the middle of a rimjob than being in church at that moment
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
oh wait, timezones - it's 11am on Christmas Day, I'll be at the beach
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
santa coming down your rimney
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link