crabbits, I disagree about your anosmiatic speculations, for the most part. in my experience, people who are into rimming or being rimmed tend to keep their asses pretty clean.. i know i do.
Well, true. I have known some v hairy and sweaty guys though and it's hard not to imagine some fetid jungle thing would be happening up in all that butt fur, no way to know empirically tho.
― I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
haha!
― the late great, Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
can't hang with this
I've been laughing about this for three minutes, and when I remember it tomorrow and laugh again, I won't be able to tell anyone what was so funny.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 3 December 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
I received before I ever gave, and when I first received it was a surprise.
SURPRISE! A GIRL'S TONGUE IS IN YOUR ASSHOLE!
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 3 December 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
much more happy receiving than giving
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
no other way round
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.
― Mark G, Monday, 3 December 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link
fwiw im a str8 dude, have never been rimmed but am not opposed to it, although i'm p hairy so i'd feel a lil self conscious if i didnt shower first. love giving, love the smell/taste, would actually prefer some dankness. it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy. cosmo "100 hot tips to turn yr guy on" are really funny to me, for me it'd be like 3: 1.wants to have sex with me 2.lets me play with yr butthole ok 2 actually
― slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
this thread has been enlightening, like what about bubonic plague or w/e
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
enbuttening*
i think e. coli is more the issue
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link
buttbonic plague
buttboneric plague
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
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― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
enbuttening buttez
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link
i think if enbuttening was a real word it would mean putting something into one's butt
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
well fwiw i make sure to save the rimming for after cunnilingus time
― slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuA22pfAto
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
not with a bang, with a *fart noise*
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
shartih shartih shartih
my cat purposely farted in my face today and i expect to die in my sleep
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
unless it's a venomous breed you're probably fine
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
Would "enbuttening" mean making something more like a butt?
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
i don't know but i just remembered the rule that n changes to m if the next letter is m, p, or b. so it should be embuttening
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
I just looked it up and you're right; my definition only works with the verb "to butt"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
I Rims You, Porgy
― 2 Chain Pizzas (to go) (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
Hours of fun taking substituting "Rim" for "Love" in song titles.
― 2 Chain Pizzas (to go) (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
btw
poop
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
love giving, love the smell/taste, would actually prefer some dankness.
http://i.imgur.com/V1upd.gif
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:44 (eleven years ago) link
rimfan
― rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link
omg lol*2
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
hee hee omar <3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble― simon trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, September 25, 2002 9:31 PM (10 years ago)
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 05:35 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like a prude now for being totally "ew ewww nooooo!" about this partic item. I mean ok I prob wouldnt object to recieving but giving? I seem to date guys with major gut issues so uh... yeah no.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 07:26 (eleven years ago) link
Not bothered about receiving, but I've definitely enjoyed giving in the past.
― Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 08:54 (eleven years ago) link
omar's gif wins the internet
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
So I haven't been reading ILX all that much lately and only skimmed this the other day but man
― slam dunk, Monday, December 3, 2012 7:52 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 65.24.172.103] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Best post ever.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
agreed
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
"It's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy."
I keep picturing this on one of those Ryan Gosling things.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
haha
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
Someone make that happen please.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
bob marley
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jrMWs.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
oh god
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://i48.tinypic.com/2znweus.jpg
― crüt, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
omg crut
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
the dank, the dank!
http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/bartsellshissoul6.png
― site nuances (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
These results can kiss my ass.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
complex results
― t_s (how's life), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
one confused soul reading the thread, unsure of the meaning of it all
― ILX is not a non-profit — we are just not profitable (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link
i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 6:44 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 6:44 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Was gonna post this over on old ilx posts that haunt your thoughts, but I realized it isn't haunting so much as inspriational. It's become something of a mantra for me.
― how's life, Monday, 11 November 2013 10:40 (ten years ago) link
bitter earth is realer than you and i
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2013 11:01 (ten years ago) link
it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy
― sleepingbag, Monday, 11 November 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link
don't we have an unspoken rule that posts made on ILTMI don't get c+p'd to excelsior/greatest hits type threads?
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
This isn't really an excelsior thread.
― how's life, Monday, 11 November 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
no, but "posts that haunt your memory" is
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 11 November 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link
receiving is classic, would try giving again but my first attempt scarred me for a little while
― homosexual II, Monday, 11 November 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, November 11, 2013 2:40 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm honored!
― I have a friend who works at Kroger (Matt P), Monday, 11 November 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
sorry, this grosses me out and i have to believe it's unhygienic as all getout
― Lee626, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
i forgive you
― I have a friend who works at Kroger (Matt P), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link
Have never given or received iirc, and I generally consider myself kind of sex-positive and whatever. Kind of surprised at the responses here, but happily so. I always find it reassuring that there are people out there for every human thing.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
I'm surprised and super happy to hear of women rimming men! Happy for both the straight men and the women who rim them.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
slam dunk - what is your thought of this product: http://myshineyhiney.com/
― Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link
hearing this to the tune of Pearl Jam's "Whipping"
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 August 2018 17:38 (five years ago) link
This is exactly what I thought it would be and the fact that it’s Owen Wilson makes it all the more entertaining
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link
congrats to you and owen!
― mortal kombats fill your eyes (Doctor Casino), Monday, 13 August 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link
🍑🍆💨💩
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link
Generally speaking, if there is rimming involved I am expecting a margarita.
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:39 AM bookmarkflaglink
and a neon flashing blue ice cube nestled inside
― 乒乓, Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:42 AM bookmarkflaglink
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 04:52 (four years ago) link
The urban dictionary meaning of Margaritas at the Mall.
― ... (Eazy), Saturday, 29 February 2020 04:19 (four years ago) link
i remember the first time I had even actually conceived of rimming. it was the early 2000s and I was watching the first recent porno i'd ever rented. before that, all my porn had been 1980s stuff. passed-around vhs's with the labels torn off and that kinda shit. i mostly stuck to magazines (and when I say I stuck har har har).
anyway I throw this porno in and it's some vivid lesbian thing and first scene there's a girl on all fours on a table and all the sudden the other girl just starts licking her asshole! I was taken aback. I was like "what has this world come to? what did I rent?" and then i skipped past the rest of the rimming.
but later I rewound to it.
― how's life
best iltmi short story imo
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 13 April 2020 23:47 (four years ago) link
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 00:17 (four years ago) link
https://hellotushy.com/pages/can-we-eat-ass-yet
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 May 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link
full-on cackle at my previous posts on this thread
― 80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:48 (three years ago) link
reporting from the pacific rim
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 20:00 (three years ago) link
doo doo rim rim rimdoo doo rim rim
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 May 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link
(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e) at 11:20 24 Dec 12No joke: sometimes assholes taste metallic.
― peace, man, Sunday, 9 May 2021 01:49 (three years ago) link
it's slobberin' time made me lolalso the Hungry4Ass exchange
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:00 (two years ago) link
great thread classic posts
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:05 (two years ago) link
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:12 (nine years ago) link
posts that were not prescient… unless?!
― mh, Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:18 (two years ago) link
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 11:44 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
this may have been my peak
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:28 (two years ago) link
hungry4ass and it's feeding time
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:41 (two years ago) link
my first sexual act was rimming
― spacedaddy, Saturday, 16 July 2022 21:49 (one year ago) link
Rimming was my last new sexual act.
― Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 16 July 2022 22:22 (one year ago) link
good revive
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, 17 July 2022 03:04 (one year ago) link