the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

each of the three prequels should not have been made

The next three movies should be shot-for-shot remakes of the prequels directed by and starring Tyler Perry.

As Madea.

As Madea Binks, Jar-Jar's grandmother.

On a semi-related note, the new Plinkett Review is out. They take pains to show the contrast between 1997 James Cameron and 1997 George Lucas:

http://redlettermedia.com/mr-plinkett-review-titanic/

Started watching that last night and realized that since I haven't seen Titanic it just didn't have the same entertainment value. Oddly this did not apply as much to Cop Dog and Baby's Day Out.

I liked the Avatar review better, mainly cause its a shittier movie but also cause it sends-up how cynically yet brilliantly the Na'vi were designed for maximum neoteny/sexual appeal.

Oh and if you want to watch Titanic I highly recommend doing it with the Rifftrax commentary -- it's one of the best IMO, up there with the Roadhouse one.

their Transformers is great, and the Abrams Star Trek riff is hilarious too

oh and of course, Twilight rifftrax is all=time

Don't forget the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull rifftrax, it is one of my all time faves.

omg yes

I fell asleep trying to watch it straight, rifftrax helped immensely with that

here we go now
really slow
nearly limping
cause he's old old OLD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD7VWVtm97M

I have something like affection for this movie just because of how great the rifftrax is. I would never watch it straight, though. I think that's a good rule of thumb for any Shia Leboef movie.

i love how much mike clearly haaaates this movie. it makes me happy

xpost otm re shia. I had never seen Transformers and my first viewing was Rifftrax. God bless them.

Not a crime, but he's now engaged to longtime gf Mellody Hobson.

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/58946-george-lucas-star-wars-creator-engaged-to-mellody-hobson/1357250860_mellody-hobson-george-lucas-467.jpg
"those are no moons..."

basically wtg george

Awesome! Maybe we are entering a post-crimes era of the GL story. Selling off Star Wars, getting married, etc. Let's see some of those abstract personal films now dood.

maybe he could work on the twin peaks reboot

I misread that as 'the twin peaks robot'

that's one of the new CGI characters

Nah, I think he's at that point in his career now where, like Isaac Asimov or Stephen King, he has an urge to tie together his major brands.
Can hardly wait for Indiana Jones & The Laser Sabre of Myanmar!

http://parksandresorts.wdpromedia.com/media/disneyparks/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mer301725LARGE-465x465.jpg

Here's your Disney Star Wars merch...

There was already a fair amount of crossover merch before the sale, believe me.

Yeah, I can't believe people are freaking out about this. There's been crossover merch since Star Tours started in 1987, and since Star Wars Weekends became an annual thing in 2003 it's really stepped up.

bib fortuna bearbrick is pretty next level

Amount of people freaking out over this vs. amount of people talking about people freaking out over this

http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/gallery/star-wars-weekends-merchandise/thermal-detonator.png

This actually seems like a neat bit of kit that you could use for drinking games, etc

Also, the Star Wars Muppets connection has been around since the beginning

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060105145130/muppet/images/7/79/Starwars.jpg

just glad JJ Abrams not doing Pigs in Space feature

"Who's your tailor? I LOVE that outfit..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY

did depalma really write the opening crawl. i didnt know that

yeah I googled that too, seems kinda crazy

Disney promises 1 new 'Star Wars' film every summer starting in 2015

until the end of time

until they don't make money
and then four years after that with a complete reboot

i am impressed that patton knows all the infinity gauntlet gems off the top of his head

he mispronounces coruscant the same way i do in my head.

this is the nerdiest rant ive seen in a while

DePalma and all those guys were friends if Peter Biskind's book is anything to go off of

Yeah he was the ladies' man of the bunch iirc

You can tell by the way I scroll, shorty
That I'm a ladies' man, a business man

still not available in my country

lol Harrison Ford

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T0vs9gYydo

and then four years after that with a complete reboot

a star wars reboot stamping on a human face forever