oh did I mention they were boning in a Hummer?
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
well i mean obviously
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
wait why is his SPERM metallic?
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
wait why am i asking this?
Well now I'm getting an alternate lyric for a Catherine Wheel song and no thank you.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
I liked First Class, although it had some boring "hey we're mutants all learning how to be young hip mutants together" moments and needed more pervo Xavier
― mh, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
didn't they establish at some point that his entire body shifts to organic metal, like down to the cellular level? which would obv include his sperm
think of them as little BBs of life
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
maybe if we make it to 900 x-men movies somebody can do the grant morrison run
xpost lol
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
really wish this movie was called x-men: second class
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 27, 2012 4:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
X-Men: Steerage
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
how are they going to film the scene where Xavier strangles Cassandra in utero and will that play under the opening credits?
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
computer-generated, although I demand they graft mcavoy's face on
― mh, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
"theme from 'love story'"
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
haha same
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link
my hope for first class was that it would be like Blow Up with mutants but they really downplayed the 60s stuff, i guess for fear of making an austin powers movie
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link
lol ya would have been awesome if the super-antics were just a backdrop to '60s stuff
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
Hope Longshot and Mojo get involved.
― Nate Carson, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
And Psylocke and Kwannon. And Joseph. Basically, any character with a hyperconvoluted and nonsensical backstory and whose relevance to the broader universe is highly questionable.
― Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
but they really downplayed the 60s stuff, i guess for fear of making an austin powers movie
i dunno man, it was pretty groovy
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
there's something kind of pathetic about Singer returning to this franchise though. Seems washed up at this point
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know that he was ever washed down, really, so to speak. X2 might be his best movie (guess which other obvious contender I don't think much of). He was probably dumb to leave the franchise in the first place, and going back to it is probably the best thing he could do for himself.
― Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
Oh i think he's a terrible director (don't even rate X2 that highly) but this seems like a backwards step for everyone concerned. Compared to the excitement surrounding the other Marvel universe, this is all a bit old hat
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link
x-men 2 ('x2'? sheesh) is an awful movie
― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link
sorry for calling movie by its name please forgive so sorry
― Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
Saw it a few months ago for the first time since theaters and X2 has aged very, very poorly. If Singer wasn't in on the ground floor with this series, I'm sure he'd be looked at in the same way as any other Len Wiseman/John Moore/etc. studio hack
― it just might not jive with you (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
You guys are gross
― Raymond Cummings, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
bruh i just want a movie with rad sentinels and i do not trust Singer to give me that
― it just might not jive with you (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
Sorry Raymund Cummings
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
That said this movie could be awesome
― Raymond Cummings, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
There's some really good stuff in the second X-Men movie, and I imagine without it and its success we wouldn't have gotten the more successful subsequent Marvel reboots. Then again, you could also say that without the silly failures of Ang Lee's "Hulk" and Singer's "Stuporman" we might not have gotten the more successful reboots, either.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
Man, can't believe Singer is almost 50.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
I don't think Singer gets the same thing out of comics that I do
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
x2 sucked
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 04:08 (eleven years ago) link
X1 and X2 were close in quality
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link
'90s X-Men cartoon is the only adaptation you need.
― Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link
I think Ang Lee's Hulk is better than its rep. I'd rather see more comics adaptations by him than anything by Singer.
― WilliamC, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
No.
― Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link
X1-3 have always felt about the same, quality-wise, to me. I actually like First Class the least.
― Simon H., Wednesday, 28 November 2012 07:32 (eleven years ago) link
i havent seen X2 since it came out but i thought it was pretty sick back then.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link
Compared to the excitement surrounding the other Marvel universe, this is all a bit old hat
Yeah, this is otm. The Marvel Studios movies have done a great job of putting a lot of the fun stuff from the comics on-screen and creating a sense of a shared universe. The X-Men movies, on the other hand, have seemed increasingly like box-ticking exercises to ensure the movie rights didn't revert back to Marvel.
I did enjoy First Class, mainly for Fassbender and McAvoy's performances, but the idea of a flashback movie must surely have come because they had painted themselves into a stupid corner at the end of X3 and couldn't think of an alternative. I have similar reservations about the thinking behind bringing back McKellen and Stewart.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
the 3rd x-men movie is like a surprisingly entertaining bill mantlo fill-in after the ponderous len weinesque first two
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
I liked the first two fine but I always kind of tried too hard to like them because that was as good as it got at the time. Glad that Marvel is finally putting out movies that I enjoy unreservedly (Lee's Hulk was stylistically annoying, and I never got what people saw in the Spider-flicks).
― Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
xp Haha, I'd never thought of it like that before but you're right. It certainly has all the Mantlo hallmarks of being hastily hashed-together at the last minute to cover a blown deadline. In fact, wasn't X3 rushed into production to meet a predetermined release date?
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
I have similar reservations about the thinking behind bringing back McKellen and Stewart.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, November 28, 2012 8:28 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i bet they won't be in it that much
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
yeah. matthew vaughn was the original director of X3 and he bailed because he didnt like the release date, which is how ratner came to fill in for him.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
he didn't like the fact that they didn't have a script or finished production design but that the release date meant that shooting started in a week or three, iirc
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
I was high on pain medication and sleep deprived when I watched X3 so I remember LOVING it. If I watched it now it would probably be terrible, but at the time it was hilarious and entertaining.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
X3 is terrible, but it is also hilarious and entertaining
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
I did enjoy First Class, mainly for Fassbender and McAvoy's performances, but the idea of a flashback movie must surely have come because they had painted themselves into a stupid corner at the end of X3 and couldn't think of an alternative.
Or... they are taking the second-most popular X-Men story and adapting it for the big screen after taking the most popular X-Men story (Dark Phoenix) and adapting it for the big screen
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
he means First Class was a flashback movie
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
what are bairns
― Nhex, Thursday, 7 April 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link
baby
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 7 April 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link
children, term used in northern england and most of scotland
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 7 April 2016 18:39 (eight years ago) link
Hmm...not sure. We know that they're wee, and occasionally puir, and that their plight sometimes induces an 'och!' in passersby. Beyond that, it's anybody's guess, ye great bloody spaleen.
― My Whole Existence Is Flan (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 April 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link
$250, same as downtown
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 7 April 2016 18:43 (eight years ago) link
xp oh ok. so it is a real word and not just something Claremont made up
― Nhex, Thursday, 7 April 2016 18:43 (eight years ago) link
Claremont would never, you take that back.
― My Whole Existence Is Flan (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 April 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link
Does "bairn" come from Scandinavian languages? The Swedish word for "kid" is "barn".
― Tuomas, Friday, 8 April 2016 06:37 (eight years ago) link
It does indeed.
― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Friday, 8 April 2016 10:36 (eight years ago) link
new meaning to "couldn't hit the broad side of a barn"
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 8 April 2016 12:47 (eight years ago) link