Year-End Critics' Polls 2012

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after my testicles, Frank Ocean

these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

is that a Lil Wayne line?

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

the 誤訳侮辱 comments about Nenah/Thing are wrong on every possible level...i mean, even the label servicing it is aiming at writers who are down with Sunburned Hand of the Man and Nissenmondai and shit

Oh, bullshit. It's being aimed at indie nerd boys who are all too predictably treating The Thing like Neneh Cherry's backing band. I mean, it's not that huge a leap since The Thing have covered PJ Harvey and Yeah Yeah Yeahs and White Stripes songs, and they play non-jazz venues and work with Steve Albini, all of which I have absolutely no problem with (I've agitated plenty of times for indie bands who swear they love jazz to take a jazz group on the road as an opener, for example), but if more than a half dozen of the writers fawning over the Cherry collab had even heard the group's first two albums (never mind the original Don Cherry, Joe McPhee, Frank Lowe, James Blood Ulmer etc. songs they were interpreting early on) I would be fucking shocked.

誤訳侮辱, Friday, 23 November 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

lol xp

these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

dude the current crop "indie nerd boys" discovered music with Siamese Dream, dude, no one gives a fuck about Neneh Cherry except old people. if contemporary "indie nerd boys" gave half a shit about nenah cherry then evryone wouldnt have treated MIA like she invented the fucking wheel

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, i havent read a single piece of crit about the record, but p much everyone I know who stans for it is an old dork like me

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

also, i fawned over the record and have been lovingly reviewing The Thing's records for a hot minute now

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

an old dork like me

Ha ha, I think I'm ~10 years older than you.

誤訳侮辱, Friday, 23 November 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

It's being aimed at indie nerd boys who are all too predictably treating The Thing like Neneh Cherry's backing band.

lol @ weirdo clique records getting big on the back neneh cherry - i person who i had never heard of before - and not the jazz band whos last records were done w/otomo yoshihide and jim o'rourke

f (Lamp), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

dude the current crop "indie nerd boys" discovered music with Siamese Dream, dude, no one gives a fuck about Neneh Cherry except old people. if contemporary "indie nerd boys" gave half a shit about nenah cherry then evryone wouldnt have treated MIA like she invented the fucking wheel

― tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 23, 2012 12:16 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha Lamp read this post and raised his hand like "that's me!"

some dude, Friday, 23 November 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

haha i stopped reading the thread after the comment i was responding to :/

... faced.

oh well its a p rad record fwiw, cool to hear that whiney was into it

f (Lamp), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ weirdo clique records getting big on the back neneh cherry - i person who i had never heard of before - and not the jazz band whos last records were done w/otomo yoshihide and jim o'rourke

Thing albums with Otomo Yoshihide and Jim O'Rourke don't get written up on Pitchfork or talked up on NPR.

誤訳侮辱, Friday, 23 November 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

what kind of bogus life do you have to have led to have not heard of neneh cherry

r|t|c, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

i was raised in an igloo

f (Lamp), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

I mean, no doy the NPR/Guardian/etc news peg is that "Ay, this person with multiple top 10 singles from the 80s (lol "one-hit wonder" fuck you)" is working with some spazz-jazz lunatics. But I would wager that a good majority of the people who actually enjoy/love/fuck with the record would/do listen with the Thing on the non-Cherry off-season

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

what kind of bogus life do you have to have led to have not heard of neneh cherry

― r|t|c, Friday, November 23, 2012 1:04 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't...you get fresh with Lamp

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

manchild, will he ever win

r|t|c, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

i was just asking myself, who's is that igloo on the street?

Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

Also, I'm willing to bet that the two albums Neneh made with trip hop band CiRCKUs or whatever the fuck they were called probably soundscanned as many copies as any Thing record in America

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

this person with multiple top 10 singles from the 80s (lol "one-hit wonder" fuck you)

Here in America, "Buffalo Stance" hit #3 and "Kisses On The Wind" hit #8. I've never heard the latter song. So fine, she's a two-hit wonder. (Her other two charting singles in the US, "Heart" and "Buddy X," hit #73 and #43 respectively. I don't think those should really count for much, do you?)

誤訳侮辱, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

"buddy x" counts for EVERYTHING

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

ROMEOOOOOO

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

I remember seeing "Buddy X" all over MTV

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

You never had Seven Seconds? Weird, that song was everywhere over here

Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utpvLjtPMlk

but even better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnoZh37uWg

WHAT ABOUT YOUR WOMAN
BUDDY MY FRIEND

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

xpost I'm just saying this isnt like some Jane Child shit here

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

first thing anyone has said on here that makes me want to hear something:

"but that Goat album is like beamed from an alternate reality"

scott seward, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

also, you're not gonna GOTCHA PALIN me on some FAITH NO MORE ONLY HAD ONE CHARTING SONGS ROFLMAO FAIL WHALE shit because, critically, real talk, Nenah set the stage for Massive Attack, Portishead, Tricky, et al, and everyone acknowledges that

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

wait what's the name of the goat album i'll look for it on the youtube

scott seward, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

i really liked one post buffalo neneh album can't remember title

scott seward, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

Homebrew?

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

u can stream the goat here!

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

MAN! that album is great. that's the title. MAN.

scott seward, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

"hornbeam" off man is such an underrated cut

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

might just listen to neneh all day

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

homebrew unfortunately had michael stipe on it meaning you could never play the album all the way through or own it cuz you might get stipe on your other CDs.

scott seward, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

MAN is just a great under-heard/rated/etc 90's album.

scott seward, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

But it did have "Move With Me" on it.

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

michael stipe's sex rap is the most hilarious thing i've ever heard

homebrew is great apart from that, cosign love for "move with me"!!!

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

Nenah set the stage for Massive Attack, Portishead, Tricky, et al, and everyone acknowledges that

Who is this "everyone"? I don't even remember people giving a fuck when she popped up on the Nearly God record. Maybe this is part of some elaborate mental game you're playing with yourself where you're pretending you're English, but if so I wish you'd leave me out of it.

誤訳侮辱, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe this is part of some elaborate mental game you're playing with yourself where you're pretending you're English, but if so I wish you'd leave me out of it.

board description!

some dude, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

accusing whiney of pretending he's english is graduate-level flamebaiting, v. nice

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

By "everyone" I mean "every pop critic who doesn't make a big show about bragging about ignoring things that aren't in their microscopic insular wheelhouse and BLIMEY GOVNER MILK IS 45 P AT THE TESCO?!"

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

If only there was some time in history when american critics stanned for trip-hop

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

that would be really cheap milk. even for green mad cow milk that would be cheap.

http://www.thegrocer.co.uk/pictures/620xAny/3/9/6/16396_tesco-semi-skimmed-milk.gif

scott seward, Friday, 23 November 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

make a big show about bragging about ignoring things that aren't in their microscopic insular wheelhouse

wait how does this not describe 90% of your posts on ilx

some dude, Friday, 23 November 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

Uh because I post in electronic and metal and world and pop and regional thug threads and generally have eclectic tastes?

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

Like I'm literally the dude going "you should know who neneh cherry AND the thing are" right now, but keep spending your thanksgiving weekend trolling me

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

asking one question isn't trolling, swinging into 500 threads screaming "everyone who likes this is a brony" is trolling

some dude, Friday, 23 November 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

lol unperson kind of has a tired and offensive (much more so than wgw's) schtick too, brah brah

these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Friday, 23 November 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link


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