- not a yoke!!
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 18 November 2012 07:25 (eleven years ago) link
i presume it's because your keys are in the ignition or something btw
still seems overly complicated
― just1n3, Sunday, 18 November 2012 07:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/carjack.asp
― kinder, Sunday, 18 November 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link
this is like toothing, rite
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 18 November 2012 10:12 (eleven years ago) link
Whenever any message of thik kind says "especially to women", it's a myth, and a very old one.
― Mark G, Monday, 19 November 2012 09:45 (eleven years ago) link
People who are obv ilxors with names I don't recognize keep friending me and I keep not accepting their requests because I can't ID them.
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
My facebook name is Ned Raggett
― mh, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
Thank you, thank you. Request denied.
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 22 November 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
Rev: the North Korea of Facebook
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
There appears to be some confusion.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 November 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
We are all Ned Raggett
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Thursday, 22 November 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
no joke the morning Facebook announced that you could get a custom URL, I tried to get facebook.com/nedraggett but dude had already beaten me to it
: )
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 November 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
ned wins the internet... again!
― Aimless, Thursday, 22 November 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
haha, I think you did ok gr8080
― mh, Thursday, 22 November 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
oh i have no regrets
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
you and roxy are all time
― 乒乓, Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
lol, never noticed hers
― mh, Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
I will accept all Facebook friend requests. Look me up, my name is Jeff.
― Jeff, Thursday, 22 November 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
top result for 'facebook jeff'
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Thursday, 22 November 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
lol i had never noticed this before either
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 22 November 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
were you in a 'beer run'?
― mh, Thursday, 22 November 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.upi.com/blog/2012/11/28/Facebook-restores-elbow-photo-mistaken-for-breast/2111354112660/
According to the Daily Mail, workers in Morocco and other countries are paid $1 an hour to moderate Facebook pages and remove any content that might violate its policies. When Facebook realized they had censored an elbow, they promptly reinstated the photo.
― pplains, Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
oh and I almost forgot
http://cdn.ph.upi.com/sv/i/UPI-2111354112660/2012/1/13541186002980/Facebook-restores-elbow-photo-mistaken-for-breast.jpg
hahaha
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link
LOL
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link
I just got WARNED BY FB for friend-requesting ppl -- or A person, not sure -- that I don't actually know. I have friend-req'd many ilxors (a few multiple times, by mistake), so if it was you, dear reader, I apologize, and have cio as of now.
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
lol aww. I think it's maybe because you didn't send messages with the requests so maybe people were confused? I had four separate people ask me who you were a couple weeks ago.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
That might be it -- I sent msgs with some req's but not all. In future I will be sure to do so every time.
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
Also sorry for the inconvenience, ENBB! :(
and ftr:
I AM OW-UHL MAN NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH
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― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, I didn't mind! I'm just saying. :)
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
Well after all that fuss I made ... due to ~life events~ and such, I'm taking a break from that particular of the net for a while (though I haven't deactivated and intend to return in the nearish future). Mein Gott, the infernal allure of the Book of Face.
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:27 (eleven years ago) link
that particular realm
Alfred became my friend earlier this week. I win the internet!
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:32 (eleven years ago) link
oh! now I know who you are, ctrl z. ;)
― Roz, Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:46 (eleven years ago) link
Hi, Roz! I'm sorry I didn't send you a message with my friend request. I really enjoyed your FB posts, too!
Again: *Terminator voice* I'LL BE BACK
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:50 (eleven years ago) link
ha it's ok, I figured you were prob an ilxor.
― Roz, Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:54 (eleven years ago) link
making my cover photo a picture of a castle -- figure people should see something aesthetically pleasing before coming to my wall to post funny videos, music, or to put the feelers out there for still being friends with me/no hard feelings about what happened.
― Cunga, Thursday, 20 December 2012 05:41 (eleven years ago) link
That's nice.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 20 December 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link
friend of a friend's status update made me want to kick the screen in
"we are now in Sainsbury's, having failed to obtain a parking space at Waitrose"
(note for non-UK ilxor's, Sainsbury's is a middle-class supermarket, Waitrose is an upper-middle-class supermarket")
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
Note for non-UK ilxors: Waitrose doesn't have staff, but rather partners, who part-own the business and receive (often hefty) bonuses each year based on a share of the profits. Sainsbury's biggest shareholder is the Qatari royal family.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
Waitrose staff are genuinely helpful. Once, after buying some prosecco to take to Carnival, I couldn't find plastic cups so one of the cashiers sloped off to their break room, returned with a dozen plastic cups from their water dispenser and just gave them to me with a 'have fun, wish I was going'.
― rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
idk what is so offensive about that post beyond the inanity of updating re parking space availability
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
I wouldn't say it was offensive, just annoying. The implication that they were only in Sainsbury's because they couldn't find a parking space in Waitrose. As if they would never ordinarily go there
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
but waitrose >>>>>> sainsbos
― stet, Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
Some comic defined Sainsbury's as 'the supermarket that keeps the riff-raff out of Waitrose'.
Sounds like initial Facebook poster was navigating the shoppers' paradise known as Finchley Road, where the supermarkets under discussion are roughly two blocks apart.
― rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
quiddities and agonizing of navigating (the carparks of) British groceries
― mh, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
Waitrose didn't have orzo but one of the staff told me where he buys it from
― kinder, Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
facebook, I really cannot begin to tell you how I feel today.
― 乒乓, Saturday, 22 December 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link