Good/awful names for fantasy football teams/five-a-side squads/sporting pub quiz teams

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Amorphous Famagusta

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

Real Zarageezer

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

Grasssmoker Zurich

Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Hellas Verona Is Other People

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

Aztec Camara

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

My brother ALWAYS calls his pub quiz teams "The Name With No Team".

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

Remember rapping Van? Der Saar, Der Saar

*****

Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

We never thought that Man U would take it this far.

Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Cameron Jablowme

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

I Can't Believe It's Guy Butters

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

Man Or Enckelman

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

'Ello Volgograd, Got A New Rotor?

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

65daysofstanic

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 13:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

I was sufficiently bored yesterday afternoon that I was gonna try coming up with a list of Wu-related ones; started off with Only Built 4 Torsten Frings, which I thought was alright, but when I followed that up with Riggott Please, I kind of realised that it could only lead to disproportionate suffering.

That said:

Enter The Crewe Fans (36, Away End)

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

you are Nigel Blackwell and I claim my 5 quid

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

I actually heard "Enter The Crewe Fans (36, Away End)" being chanted during the "Let's go the..." bit of Uffington Wassail as soon as I read it

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dom's latest also inspired

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

(I have no idea how well supported Crewe are away from home, I feel I should point out. And given my abject failure to go to any of Southampton's games in the county in which I actually frickin' live this season, well, hush my mouth etc.)

RZA As Bobby Hassell
Ghostface Milla
Cappabonner
Inspectah Cech
Metgod Man

(you see what I was getting at)

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

Bela Lugosi's Offside

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

Stavanger New Viking

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

I would be able to tell you how well-supported Crewe were away next season but it looks like they're gonna elude us. :(

I should come up with one of my own now.

Pokemon! Gotta Cattermole

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

10p Cheaper Than Dalian Atkinson (And Ten Times Better)

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

Mondragon! Cottee Cattermole

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 20:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dump The Body In Paul Lake

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wolves In The Trophy Room

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

Throw De Zeeuw Down The Well

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

Borussia Mönchensadsacks

cozwn, Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

Throw De Zeeuw Down The Well

Winner.

Holy Suffering Gobi Desert Clit Nun (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

my housemates 7 a side team is called wings and fries albion.

straightola, Thursday, 5 February 2009 12:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm Fucking Matt Taylor

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

Urgh! A Mark Waugh

The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

The Picture of Dorian Dervitte
Peter Ndlovu's Phoenix Nights

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 7 February 2009 05:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

I once had a quiz team called Never Mind the Boruc

(this obv only works if you pronounce it properly)

Also the John Collins Fan Club (hi dere Julian Clary nostalgia which no-one in the pub knew about, giving us (1) some odd looks and (2) quite an advantage in a pop-culture-heavy quiz)

ailsa, Saturday, 7 February 2009 09:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

Don't Rate The Player, Rate The Game

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 7 February 2009 10:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Norfolk Enchants

o_O (ken c), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

You're Arshavin a Laugh

ailsa, Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

White Hunter Ian Harte

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

I also came up with "If The Beatles Had Roy Hunter" last night, but that may be too obscure.

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

is there a more common good/awful five-a-side name than Arselona?

ogmor, Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

Roque Santa Gold

Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

is there a more common good/awful five-a-side name than Arselona?

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Barely Athletic

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Kids TV Special:

Mysterious Sitters of Gold
Jamie And His Magic Sponge
Defensive Midfielders of the Earth
He-Man And The Masters Of The Long Throw-In
Rijkaard Breackers
Rossi and Quim
Pinky and Preki

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

Rijkaard Breackers

a+

. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

never in diouf

o_O (ken c), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

The Sensational Alex Nyarko Band
This Time I Know It's McGreal
4-5-1 Is A Joke
Supercadamarteristicexpialidocious
Ferrie Bodde's Happy Nowadays

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 8 February 2009 02:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wayne Bridges of Madison County

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

never in diouf

Never in Kuyt, surely?

ailsa, Sunday, 8 February 2009 11:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

Oh, I just saw Mike used that on the "Liverpool will contrive to arse this up 2008/09" thread. Sorry!

ailsa, Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

Clingan's On The Starboard Bow

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

Echo and the Hahnemann

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 21 February 2009 19:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

The Shawcross Redemption

Chris, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

ahem

neuchâtel xanax (cozen), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Kanu Dig It?

Frimpong iddle I po (onimo), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 09:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Theory of Darren Deadman

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 8 September 2011 23:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

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Friedelivery

Chris, Monday, 26 September 2011 14:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

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Fear of Allbäck Planet

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

dont believe the hyppia

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 15:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

needle in de gea

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 13 October 2011 11:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

<3

I Feel So Good I Can't Stand It! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

awesome!

pandemic, Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

pepe don't preach

pandemic, Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

Needle and the Ramage Dunne

An indie musical aside, disregard if you’re a square (onimo), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Blissett's Pointed Little Head

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

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horse ebanks

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 01:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

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bolt-on pun-derers

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 15:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

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caulker the waghorn and flo it

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 April 2012 15:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

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Aston Villas Boas

Djibril Citté (onimo), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

aston villa

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

should rly remember to check this thread before inadvertently biting a post for a dn :/

cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

jürgen klansman

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

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50 Shades of Andy Gray.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 August 2012 08:58 (9 months ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/50SOAndyGray

have you not seen this?!

r|t|c, Friday, 17 August 2012 09:10 (9 months ago) Permalink

Well now I can never unsee it, so...

Matt DC, Friday, 17 August 2012 09:16 (9 months ago) Permalink

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Too Orangey for Kroos

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:59 (8 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Graham Alexanderplatz

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 5 October 2012 23:38 (7 months ago) Permalink

Grampus 8 My Hamster

Matt DC, Saturday, 6 October 2012 10:24 (7 months ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

PaRappa Mariappa

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 9 February 2013 23:38 (3 months ago) Permalink

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#EverydaySessegnon

like ed balls fans know what a gif is (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:03 (1 month ago) Permalink


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