Who's The Foxiest Rock Critic?

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I always want to revive this thread but I never have a good reason.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 27 December 2004 23:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

this thread should remain at the top of this board, forever.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 27 December 2004 23:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

You'd have thought the NME would use some of that haircare products sponsorship money to employ some attractive writers, no?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 27 December 2004 23:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

Me. Heh. No, my pal Cat is a striking almond eyed brunette, but cos she only occasionally writes the odd music review she can't really be counted as a music crit.
Nadine McBay, who writes for various things is pretty foxy.
I met Kitty Empire at a gig last year. I found her a striking angular brunette. Which, as you might have guessed, is my bag.

― in disguise, Tuesday, 28 December 2004 00:08 (8 years ago) Permalink

What about metababes? Foxiest writing, especially if it doesn't seem to be intended that way (au naturelmental,like). Terri Sutton's writng can be like that, even though I don't nec. agree with a lot of her opinions.

― don, Tuesday, 28 December 2004 01:57 (8 years ago) Permalink

don, leave meta out of this! dont make me flag you.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 02:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

NME has in the past employed at least one foxy ILMer, so hair care ahoy.

― nabiscothingy (nory), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 02:22 (8 years ago) Permalink

also the answer to this thread question is still ME

― nabiscothingy (nory), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 02:30 (8 years ago) Permalink

She says she likes Good Charlotte now because they wear eyeliner and are sad now, but she's really shouting their praises to earn my favor. It's working.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 08:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

That should be a picture of Ultragrrrl. She is foxy.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 08:50 (8 years ago) Permalink

Though its probably more noteworthy which female musicbloggas I don't consider foxy.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 08:51 (8 years ago) Permalink

The answer is of course the lovechild of Jim Derogatis and Zsa Zsa Gabor.

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 12:13 (8 years ago) Permalink

Never metababe I didn't like.

― don, Tuesday, 28 December 2004 17:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

clem bastow?

seconded.

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― PB, Monday, 14 March 2005 04:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

― PB, Monday, 14 March 2005 04:17 (8 years ago) Permalink

Who's THAT?

― Sara Sherr, Monday, 14 March 2005 05:42 (8 years ago) Permalink

Ned.

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 05:56 (8 years ago) Permalink

Apparently I am a bandwidth thief.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 14 March 2005 06:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

It's Clem Bastow. Me and her and Little Rob were dancing to ODB on the stereo at a house party only two nights ago. She is great.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 14 March 2005 10:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

Me, of course.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:17 (8 years ago) Permalink

I should clarify that my post meant that the photo is of Clem. Not that Clem is the foxiest rock critic. Although she might be. Is there a good looking male rock critic I can slaver over?

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

"slaver" = "slather" X "slave"

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

me & nitsuh, obv.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 14 March 2005 13:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

Okay then. But I have a strict policy of not dating music critics. They'll break yr heart with emo abandon.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 14 March 2005 13:26 (8 years ago) Permalink

Ned.

I don't think I cut quite so fine a figure.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 March 2005 13:30 (8 years ago) Permalink

Perhaps...but consider the competition.

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Monday, 14 March 2005 13:34 (8 years ago) Permalink

http://www.amo.org.au/interview.asp?id=1005

― Sara Sherr, Monday, 14 March 2005 17:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

AC/DC – "Rock N’ Roll Damnation"
The all-time greatest Side One, Track One, off AC/DC’s greatest album, "Powerage" (I don’t care what the "Back In Black" fanatics say, Bon Scott is God). I just think Bon was the best frontman ever; what was so fabulous about him was the way he melded that bogan, working-class machismo with something altogether more feminine and feline. "Rock N’ Roll Damnation" is probably not their most “AC/DC” song, but its swagger and pure joy in rock’n’roll is inspiring.

Now I'm in love.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

Clem Bastow's on my MSN Messenger list!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

Looks like Clem is taking the title . . . but let's not forget Philip Sherburne's twinkly eyes, people.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:27 (8 years ago) Permalink

if you're into the overly tanned jersey girl look, she's OK.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

Clem's recent "10 most interesting things rock stars have ever said to me" article was slightly flawed in that none of them were very interesting at all actually. Is this cos scuzzy rock boys get all tongue tied when they're talking to hotties?

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:57 (8 years ago) Permalink

I was actually thinking she was the tanner, Aussie version of Sia Michael.

ihttp://www.ikeepadiary.com/diary/2004/07_17_coney_island_misshapes/images/01-(11).jpg

That's Village Voice's Fly Life columnist on the left (who I think looks cool), Sia in the middle, and Ant'ny's obsession, Ultragrrrl on the right, who has just left SPIN.

― Sara Sherr, Monday, 14 March 2005 22:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

http://www.ikeepadiary.com/diary/2004/07_17_coney_island_misshapes/images/01-(11).jpg

― Oops!, Monday, 14 March 2005 22:04 (8 years ago) Permalink

Ultragrrrl looks EXACTLY like my sister's best friend.

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

But that ain't Amy Phillips, J?

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

Ultragrrrl has a touch of the Burchills.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

Nope, this is Amy Phillips, sitting next to Chuck D.

Dom, what are the Burchills?

Remember, make fun of these girls and you make fun of me, since I don't look that different from them.

― Sara Sherr, Monday, 14 March 2005 22:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

I know, that's why I was asking J.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:18 (8 years ago) Permalink

Oh duh I just noticed the thread title- it's about *rock* critics, not *music* critics- so I just flirted with Philip Sherburne for nothin. Darn.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:21 (8 years ago) Permalink

No, I know what Amy P. looks like, it was a joke! :)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:33 (8 years ago) Permalink

This is her, right?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

Dom, what are the Burchills?

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/searchresults.php?board=2&q=%22julie+burchill%22&mode=threads

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:40 (8 years ago) Permalink

Dom, what are the Burchills?

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/searchresults.php?board=2&q=%22julie+burchill%22&mode=threads

Lookswise, I mean, I've not read any of her stuff.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:41 (8 years ago) Permalink

I thought it was a joke, but just making sure. That first pic of "Amy Phillips" was cute though. Ironically, this picture comes up in an image search as well: