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jess, are you going to do the washing up?

gareth, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

A spot of research confirms that almost all the trolls are the same bloke anyway.

Tom, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

gareth: no, probably not, unless popular demand just overwhelms me with love.

sarah: yes, it is in the mail already. look for it sometime next week? if you want, i shall post the track listing to ile. (i don't from transatlantic mail times.)

gareth: if the vote of the whole house is against me, yes.

tom: fnar.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

(i don't KNOW from transatlantic mail times.)

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wonder if this "same bloke" knows what an IP address is?

MarkH, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

A spot of research confirms that almost all the trolls are the same bloke anyway

now theres a surprise!!! but it does make you think doesn't it? i mean, it might be kinder just to let them continue. if they like doing it that much and it keeps them happy?

gareth, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well there's not much I can do about it anyway Gareth so, yeah.

Tom, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah Jess! Tracklisting++!

Sarah, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I actually use an alter ego because I had the distinct feeling people don't tend to take me seriously (for whatever reason). Maybe with good reason of course because I do tend to make silly posts. I don't care if I make a slip and people find out who I am. But for now I feel more comfortable. If it annoys people,I would gladly say who I am though. Secondly I am extremely irked by the assumption it's a man. This actually partially caused me to use an alter ego. (BTW I only post under this one and of course my *real* name.)

cuba libre (nathalie), Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not assuming it's a man but all the names this person has used have been male or neuter so I said "bloke" because they're posting as a bloke mostly.

Tom, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who are you then (oh go on)

Sarah, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I came up last night with the theory that it is only me and Emma posting on here and the rest of you are a made up plan leading us further into scary stalkerism land. This was when we couldn't see the pub and thought we were being LURED to our DEATHS. Ok that is what I was musing upon anyway but then I met the rest of you and you do exist, which is good!

Sarah, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

what are the names this person is posting under, Tom?

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Despite pseudonym, I am *real*. Some poor unfortunates have even *met* me.

For me it's unhealthy to get too enmeshed with ILX, as I'd get nowt done, and worry about stuff that i can't do anything about. I haven't really noticed any trolls except obvious crackpot , but I only read 1 in 5 threads anyway.

I'm making a conscious to decision to post less and not worry about *keeping up*, whilst (despite shoddy non-appearence this week) going to more ILX piss-ups. People and beer are better than poxy message boards.

Dr. C, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

. . . anyone else want to help me overwhelm Jess with luv?

Ess Kay, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can we have a scooby doo style revelation thread?

My moneys on old Mr Ewing who hangs around the abandoned greenspun server.

Sorry, lame but irresistible.

Ronan, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

he would've gotten away with it too... if it weren't for you meddlin' kids!

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's Mr. Sinker the janitor. "If it wasn't for you pesky kids...."

Dr. C, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

there's treasure buried under ILX and he's just trying to scare us off!

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

or maybe an OIL WELL worth zillions!

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

yep! that's right, and when ILX goes on the blink, he is digging up all the treasure from underneath the server in Greenspun's garage.

jel --, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

He says he is in Wales, but he in Switzerland putting all of the ill- gotten ILX lucre into a bank account.

Nicole, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

you fules! do you not see! it is a GHOST!

zoinks, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Jess is getting a cut of sinker's ill-gotten gains, I see)

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I really thought this tread was about ugly dolls with manic panic hair. . .

Just to clarify that I'm *not* a troll I am the poster formerly known as Samantha, duh. During a ILE IM chat I latched on to the idea of just calling myself by a letter, ala Mr. Dastoor. I thought it was fancy.

Ms. S., Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i just hope this is one of the good ones with a guest star.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey kids, can you help me out here? My carnival is going out of business because of the ghosts!

Dick Van Dyke, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

As long as Scooby Jr (Scabby) isn't in it, it should be good.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

or...

Sonny and Cher
The Addams Family
Batman & Robin (twice)
Josie and the Pussyca
Laurel and hardy (twice!)
Phillis Diller
Sandy Duncan (brrr...glass eye)
Speed Buggy
The Three Stooges (twice)
Cass Elliot
Davy Jones
Dick Van Dyke
Don Adams (twice)
Don Knotts
The Harlem Globetrotters (twice)
Jeannie and Babu
Jerry Reed
Jonathan Winters
Tim Conway (twice)

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

There's your sidetrack. How scared am I of the new movie's very existence? Oh, VERY.

FWIW, Nicole does have a point...

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cass Elliott and Jerry Reed must have been cool. I wonder if they all got along on the set.

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

We saw Josie and the Pussycats the other day or so. Josie and the Rubcats more like. Pish!

Sarah, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Rubber masks pulled off to reveal... MORE RUBBER MASKS! from ILM:


I am not Nina H. I dare say some of you didn't expect me to be. I am about 25 different people. I'm at least three different celebrity posters you would be shocked to know are infact the same people. I could be Dave225 and Tom, Gareth and pinefox or even Ned and Momus. But I'm not those particular splits. I've been skittishly contributing to this forum for a long time - as a benevolent sham; and I have to say, I am personally troubled by the new wave of hateful, boastful, comments, which could in the long run render this forum as docile as Friendsreunited. Of course, I say this as Nina H. If I was contributing to this thread as one of my other characters (one of my characters might be you), I might not give a stuff.
-- Nina H. (Hintern@hotmail.com), May 16, 2002.
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If we are coming clean then I too am 3 or 4 Wellknown posters here. I may or may not be Nina H, that only you can answer. But whatever way you look at I upset the consensus here and how many of you are individual or clever enough to do that?
-- John D (alabama555@hotmail.com), May 16, 2002

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Creepy/wierdoes/both!

Sarah, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

christ THATS CREEPY.

i dont think i've ever been impersonated on ilx (negatively). i've been impersonated on usenet, however.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nina H/John D = luny

RickyT, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

ahem hello my name is jess too, um, the fall!!! yes, the fall also... um (what else does he like) my last name is harvell!!

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

piano magic are great hi ethan here's an im conversation god ilm is shit these days im retiring oh no wait here i am back again lets talk about microhouse

Jess Jess It's Jess oh Yess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i refuse to dignify that with a response you drunks.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

besides, the truly accurate and hi-larious jess impersonation came from jeff on that "ilx impersonations" thread.

and some TROLL on ilm seems to think i'm schizophrenic anyway.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i don't know what he's talking about.

jessica, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i refuse to dignify that with a response you drunks.

No you dignified it with two HA HA HA HA oh my sides can i go home yet.

Tom, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Woah - I feel tragic enough spending so much time on the internet with just ONE persona. Why do people BOTHER???????

Archel, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

john d sounds more like flipping doomie than anything else. "ooh i upset the board how very clever and superior i am!" RIDICULOUS.

katie, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i know somewhere else you can go.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tom if you won't tell us the pseudonyms used by The Troll Bloke, will you at least list some threads where "he" was active so the ILX massive can rush around with torches and pitchforks?

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

down town?

jel --, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Eminem thread the Morrissey thread and the Dutch elections thread are the main ones.

Tom, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's ned!

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

* may not be true.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

creepy
isis stuff aside, wager this kind of thing (trolling political impersonations, sockpuppetry) not uncommon, in less extreme forms prob rife online

This is some weird shit: it's a conversation between a renowned internet troll and an FBI informant, neither knowing who the other really is and each working angles to try to get the other to do something, without either one ever realizing the other is playing a really different game.

surreal; there’s some black comedy to this
also some difficult legal questions
obv diff situation but a few strands of analogy to case of gf exhorting bf to suicide via texts

drash, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:07 (eight years ago) link

tanya headon one minute, tanya cohen the next

jordan amavero (imago), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:28 (eight years ago) link

from past experience in the early internet days with trolling types,

the multi-angle trolling is really an artifact of an inability to socialize with others, on or off the internet. strong "non-partisan" ideology, claiming that "free speech" trumps all and that trolling somehow pushes out the borders of free speech to ensure even the most fringe positions are ok quickly becomes a struggle to circle the drain with all the muck without falling in

there's a complete lack of empathy or understanding of world events. things in the news, like attacks and cultural battles are still seen as important (although probably the troll denies their importance) not because of lives or actual stances but due to attention. through escalation and publicity the troll feels important.

there are definitely some pathological issues to that mindset, but at its base it's a feeling that a diminished feeling of self-worth isn't a problem, it's everyone else's problem. everyone should have a low sense of self-worth, and highlighting how trivially people who are doing things in the real world are manipulated is some sort of proof.

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link

short version: this dude didn't circle the drain, he fell in, and someone needs to hit the garbage disposal

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link

i suppose trolls can have all sorts of motives. the ones I've seen lately are just masochistic and I never considered self-worth in that equation

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

all sorts of "don't post pictures of yourself doing things I want to do, don't talk about activities I loathe (but really want to participate in)"

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 01:10 (eight years ago) link

nine months pass...

this is really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toap7iPpTbs

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

agreed

Nhex, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

curious if anyone else has ever noticed a pattern of one troll camping out at a site for years on end (besides me ha ha). there's a dude at 'new york' magazine who derails almost every discussion of jonathan chait's blog posts i've seen whenever i'm bored enough to venture below, and check out the comment section. however paranoid it sounds i can't help wondering how many (if any) perpetual trolls are paid moderators on big and big-ish media sites, baiting traffic?

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

there's more than a few here of course.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

def want to watch a 13 minute video on trolls

queen elseq of ærendelle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

it's not what you think it is whiney

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link


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