Society is in the gutter

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times used to be you could spend an afternoon with a young lad and not have it questioned by the papers and the young lads mother

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

Kids today with their Teacake Mix and Premark - my mum made all our clothes out of used spaghetti

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

We listened to the radio. I'm talking about LISTENING.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

every night we'd gather around the radio to listen to the weekly wrestling matches between roosevelt and churchill

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

what is with all of the child rape nowadays? this used to be illegal, now it's practically demanded of you. it's literally on youtube and on the chat rooms every day.

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

if you'd told me a child was being abused 30 years ago, I wouldn't have believed you!

x-post you're right, LISTENING. people LISTENED. they LISTENED.

Local Garda, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

whatever happened to courting? cotillions? gowns? these days society's lost in a haze of match dot toms and katies, swimming in a sea of cars that swerve all over the road.

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

All this million channel cable TV and internet and your wireless phone from that disgusting bloke who is that older woman's toyboy in them adverts, when I was a lad we didn't even have TV. My old man used to put an empty cereal box on his head and pretend it was a TV set, and then read from the papers our chips were wrapped in.

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

when i was younger, there was no such thing as irony, and if there was, no decent person had ever heard of it. now--its irony in the shower, irony for breakfast, irony in your afternoon nap. irony has literally kidnapped everything good and decent and tied it to a chair and literally beaten it.

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

There were no steroids in baseball. I'm talking about in the days before Jackie Robinson.

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

My sister I looked out for her. And my brother too. My father he was a good man.

Now I don't even remember their names.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

What passes for entertainment now would literally kill a man from The Past. He would see entertainment, and then melt into a small pile of ash. Society has been fed to godless, homosexual sharks.

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

society isn't even in the gutter anymore since the hogs and spivs of the EU ruled our gutters illegal and took them away

the gutter is too good for them

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

I used to have to murder tramps so that I could steal their empty gin bottles to get the deposit back from the off license. Now when people stab up a tramp they don't even bother to nick his shoes to sell to the mad shoe collecting man down the street.

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

miscegenation!

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

One time when I was four or five, I don't know, I saw a house burn down. It was our neighbors house. Point is he, him and his family, he was our NEIGHBOR.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

There used to be white dog shit on the pavements, now it's brown, and I'll tell you why! The EU communists have taken away our white dog shit and replaced it with brown!

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

and now who would it be? it could literally be anyone. he might be burning a house down right now and laughing. laughing! he may as well be laughing at society itself.

i might as well laugh at society, join in with them! when good men burn down houses and laugh at society its time for a war

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

nowadays if angelina jolie is in the gutter, society gets in too. if she climbs out of the gutter, it stands up and dusts itself off. it used to be there were consistent ideas, about culture, art, thought. now we just dig our graves alongside the spectres of society's future, and leave the past to the likes of Rita Hayworth.

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

it used to be that a man like Mickey Rooney was a handsome darling to man and woman alike, now it's all eleven foot spaniards who spend all day riding an excercize machine, bulging testicles on every billboard, it's an affront to every woman who leaves her home.

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

time was that satanists were round up and had it beaten out of them. now they sit in brussels laughing at society as they parcel it up and throw it in the sea

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

(PP! & LG are kind of killing us here guys)

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

it used to be that the little woman stayed at home and never had to look at billboards. now i never see the little woman! always with the bingo and the supermarket and the 'swingers club' whatever that is

society? in the gutter!

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

miscegenation!!!!!!

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

We went to hear the word. Every Sunday we went. Maybe we didn't understand it. An we sure didn't live up to it. But we went. We showed up.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

Nowadays I daydream about what I going to order at CPK all through the sermon. You didn't have to worry about that back then, because there was no CPK, and if there had been a CPK it's have been closed on Sunday.

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

time was you used to be able toleave the curtains open and look out across the fields. you open the curtains now and a youth is literally hurling a piece of society at any honest man he can see

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

people used to know how to keep a secret, now there are shows on tv that literally will tell you everything you didn't want to know. people desperate to be famous by pressing their genitalia up against your face, instead of GETTING A JOB. who suffers? all of us. society.

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

once upon a time it was you used to look forward to getting a letter through the post from a family member but now junk mail is posted directly from the socialists and satanists of brussels and if thats no bad enough youths might be literally burning society outside your house and posting cinders through your letter box

letters? i wont have them in the house!

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

Pop music used to be those nice Rolling Stones, now it's all filthy dirty youths shouting AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! in your face. I mean, compare this:

...nice clean boys who are nice to their mums. Now compare it with this:

Who the hell is that filthy tramp - he must have nits 'cause they've had to shave off his infested stinking hair.

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

Girls. Girls were really beautiful. I'm talking about special. They were special things. It's hard to express. They humbled you.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

if a man walks out in the daytime with a hat on, i give him only ten minutes before a mob gathers to just beat him and beat him for it. that only used to happen to whores!

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

in all our towns and villages youths are literally ejaculating on the face of society. the society that we built! out of granite and heart and sweat and putty. and now it has sperm on its sad little face

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

we used to have hoboes, who would sing songs to one another and kept to themselves in the railyard. now the "MSM" says you have to call them "homeless" and they're clambering over your back fence to steal your dog to shave its hair to sell for drugs

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

nobody even knew what "semen" was literally four or five years ago, now the stuff is everywhere and on everything and everyone is talking about it. constantly!

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

I don't remember my country being the most obese in the world when we ate meat and potatoes, and drank at lunch, and smoked cigarettes through the workday.

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

There was a movie house downtown. The kind they don't make anymore. The kind with a real curtain. I went with my brother. Our father gave us a nickel. We were so excited.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

i am literally shocked by the brazenness of jews

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

When I was young, and we saw a swan out and about, we'd tip our hats to the swan and say hello. Now all the kids are illegal immigrants, all they do is eat them. People don't even wear hats any more, only time you see them is in one of them gigantic mosques.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

in the war the air service was bombing mosques left and right, now we're building them in our country at an alarming rate!

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

you knew where you were. it wasn't pretty. but you knew. you knew.

Local Garda, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

You could cut down a tree. If you saw a tree you wanted you cut it down. Now they tell us we're running out of trees.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

parking used to be FREE in this country. now it's still free but the lots are so big they should pay you for the time it takes to WALK into the store!! there should literally be a little bus.

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

Nonsense! Just more handwringing from out politically correct 'friends' from the surveillence society. Time was we used to be able to eat toasted swan and people from the local community would enjoy the wings and leftovers.

Today you eat a swan and there is an uproar. meanwhile a baby dies in the street, hit by a falling fragment of society, hurled by a youth! and no one bats an eyelid

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

dead babies in the street with mothers on protest marches! this is what we have replaced society with

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

protesting! just like the little woman. that kitchen isn't going to clean itself.

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

when was the last time you saw a baseball player with a moustache? and so many DOMINICANS. don't get me started!

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

in my day, there was no such THING as a moslem, just catholics and protestants, and now these immoral half-caste youths are running amok.

back then, when our legislators were men, we would have just enforced a law to deport anyone who didnt eat pork. in fact, when i was younger, you didnt even need a law to kick a deviant out of your country.

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

we're so busy sucking from the teat of the effete erudite EU that we've forgotten to do our own trousers up, and a youth is literally grasping our naked behind. he has folded society into a paper plane and used it to destroy the twin towers of morals and values.

Local Garda, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

All day we wouldn't stop. We used to run and play. Air filled our lungs and replenished our spirits.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

the women are walking thigh gaps.

?!? wtf

ilx snitch (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 January 2014 21:32 (9 months ago) Permalink

30 years ago a child would be a goth on the street

1staethyr, Monday, 13 January 2014 21:34 (9 months ago) Permalink

The next generation is going to grow up to be sooo messed up. Imagine - a three year old, socially stunted by its iPad, never seeing other children because all it wants to do is laze around poking a screen. There's GOT to be another way, like moving to a commune or something...

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 12:54 (9 months ago) Permalink

Used to be we could get nostalgic about proper decades, like the '70s. Now it's all Sum-41 this and Libertines that...

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 12:56 (9 months ago) Permalink

What would attract them now, when every song is a sample, all films are remakes, and, as Stewart Lee has said, all the comedians are Russells?

serious answer- the same old shit. Constant source of lols the bone on European yoot have for lame ass british pop culture.

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:02 (9 months ago) Permalink

Benny Hill

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:29 (9 months ago) Permalink

No film remakes in 2006, or samples in music, or Russells in comedy, no sir.

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:29 (9 months ago) Permalink

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:32 (9 months ago) Permalink

as Stewart Lee has said
as Stewart Lee has said
as Stewart Lee has said
as Stewart Lee has said
as Stewart Lee has said
as Stewart Lee has said
as Stewart Lee has said
as Stewart Lee has said
as Stewart Lee has said
as Stewart Lee has said
as Stewart Lee has said
as Stewart Lee has said

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:26 (9 months ago) Permalink

30 years ago there were proper pop groups like the Police singing about Cilla and Charybdis. Blind Date, proper clean family entertainment there.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:36 (9 months ago) Permalink

thirty years ago they transliterated "cilla" "scylla" even

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:40 (9 months ago) Permalink

That's lack of proper education in Newcastle comprehensives. It's all Billy Fury's fault.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:44 (9 months ago) Permalink


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