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Yeah, that one sounded pretty familiar.

kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah the cake thing rang a bell.

Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I was just going to post the Brass Eye info, except I seemed to have left this page open on my browser for about 20 minutes without replying, and so 'tis not even truly an xpost.

emil.y, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

there have been 2-year xposts on ILX before

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I remember that!

Still boggling at the 5-second excelsior tho.

Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I haven't gone there, but this all looks like "Onion" style 'satire' or is that stating the bleedin obv?

Mark G, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I am creating a conservapedia account with a new gmail address simply so I can provide a citation to tha Hansard where David Ames asks the question. here btw

Ed, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Just read the Wiki.. guess not.

Mark G, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Disco was a flamboyant style of gay dance music in the 70s. Disco parties were noted for their outrageous clothes, drug use, and flashing lights.

Disco music was generally made by studio engineers using session musicians, and was pressed onto 12-inch singles, an innovation which allowed for high-fidelity recorded music over a large sound system. The name derives from the French word "Discotheque", a place for playing records.

TOO GAY FOR AMERICA

31g, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Lennon subsequently apologized for those remarks.[Citation Needed]

31g, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:17 (sixteen years ago) link

It (Conservapedia) is not funny anymore ;_; It's just depressingly stupid.

Pashmina, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:18 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.conservapedia.com/Golf

latebloomer, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link

:D

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.conservapedia.com/Other_gods

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Hip Hop is a style of African American music in which African Americans chant over beats. It originated in the 70's in the South Bronx. Originally DJ's would loop a specific cut from popular funk or disco songs known as break beats. Eventually African American MCs would talk over the beats, mostly regarding the incredible skills of the DJ. This evoloved into the MCs talking about themselves and the amount of power money and sexual prowess they possessed.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link

This evoloved

DJ EvoLoved, Monday nights, 9-close, $10. Ladies drink free.

kingfish, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link

glad to see this gem is still there:

According to the origins theory model used by creation scientists, modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined by baraminologists whether kangaroos form a holobaramin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic. There is, however, no evidence of a genetic bottleneck in the kangaroo species which would be expected if all kangaroos were descended from two individuals.

After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[5] with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart[6], or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.[5] The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical.

Other views on kangaroo origins include the belief of some Australian Aborigines that kangaroos were sung into existence by their ancestors during the "Dreamtime" [7] and the evolutionary view that kangaroos and the other marsupials evolved from a common marsupial ancestor which lived hundreds of millions of years ago.[8]

bernard snowy, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd take the dreamtime expalnation over creationist bullshit any day.

Neil S, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I just love the lumping together of aboriginal mythology and evolution. would this fall within the realms of a straw man argument, or have they just invented a totally new fallacy?

bernard snowy, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Here's a sane explanation of a "baramin", the creationist pseudo-scientific jargon in the piece above: http://wiki.cotch.net/index.php/Baramin

Neil S, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Thank You, this article got me thinking

This article demonstrates the wonderful thing about conservipedia! I never realized that even my reading of the bible was corrupted by the liberal thought I've been force fed (despite having conservative parents). This article, in laying out the biblical passages on the subject clearly, made me realize that slavery isn't NECESSARILY all bad. Of course, I still think slavery of G-d fearing Christians is appalling, if they are determined slaves just because of the color of their skin. But because liberals decietfully used the obvious immorality of that to discount all slavery, even though G-d plainly wills it, I was even tricked into thinking all slavery was bad.

I had read those passages before of course, I just sort of ignored them, because they made me anxious. I didn't know how to reconcile it with the force-fed liberal ideas on slavery, that ignorantly lump all slavery together with Southern slavery. I never realized how much of a pernicious influence liberal ideas could have on even me. I never even knew any liberals growing up! To think, Satan's trickery could be so wily as to actually instill ideas in me that make me anxious when reading G-d's word.

Is there any movements to reinsitute slavery properly? I mean, I know that we have so much to battle right now, abortion, and secularism in general. But it just seems so wrong that a few impure slave-owners could tarnish a biblical institution. Its hopless right now, we are so embattled, but maybe in a few hundred years we can return to a biblical way of life. And if we are biblically consistent--e.g. opposing abortion, demanding Christianity for citizenship, calling for the institution of slavery--then maybe people will see that and have more respect for our movement.

Could the article have more on the virtues of slavery? Surely there has to be some commentary on it somewhere. Being a biblical institution it has to serve a purpose. And for those of you that say "it only applied in ancient times" I say how dare you insult G-d. He's omniscient, which implies what was right then was right now, or else He would have told us to change. InTheEvent 13:53, 19 June 2007 (EDT)

and what, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahaha

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Is he volunteering to be a slave, then?

Neil S, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I was gonna say - somebody enslave that guy posthaste! He'll be cool with it, it's G-d's will!

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Famous Left-Wing Terrorist Groups

* PIRA
* Al-Qaeda

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

"Though the liberal media continues to disparage Bush's handling of the economy, they often neglect to report the many aspects of the economy that Bush has improved. For example, during his term Exxon Mobil has posted the largest profit of any company in a single year, and executive salaries have greatly increased as well."

- A thought here: Either this poster is admirably subversive or he is functionally retarded.

jposnan, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Many people have reported leaving homosexuality and becoming heterosexual through their Christian faith.[27][28][29][30][31][32][33][34][35][36][37]

Eric H., Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

The thing about this site is that, except for the bits that idjits like Schlafly or that fundie homeschool textbook write added in themselves, the whole thing is Poe's Law writ large. You can't tell the legit batshit ravings from the fake.

kingfish, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, I think a lot of this is tongue-in-cheek, like that slave thing - "And if we are biblically consistent--e.g. opposing abortion, demanding Christianity for citizenship, calling for the institution of slavery--then maybe people will see that and have more respect for our movement."

The Yellow Kid, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, foxes in the henhouse

river wolf, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Meanwhile, the folks over at RationalWiki have been compiling a rolling Best of Conservapedia for your amusement and/or horror/pity.

kingfish, Friday, 22 June 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i19.tinypic.com/66nbrqc.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

14:00, 9 June 2007 Crocoite (Talk | contribs) blocked "Sm355 (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (troll - removing God from articles)

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link

For you, ILX

Tape Store, Saturday, 23 June 2007 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha

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Tape Store, Saturday, 23 June 2007 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:Statistics

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.conservapedia.com/Image:Wikipedia_scandals.jpg

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 03:07 (sixteen years ago) link

damn

anyway

check out the key on this here graph:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Image:Wikipedia_scandals.jpg

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 03:07 (sixteen years ago) link

lol at the sinbad thing being the final nail in the coffin.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 03:55 (sixteen years ago) link

what i'm sayin

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

metapedia: the wikipedia for racists

and what, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

The possibility to influence the language is vital if you want to shape people’s world view. The Frankfurt School and their ideological heirs are good examples in this regard, and have been very successful in stigmatizing previously natural and sound values and attitudes and making them seem pathological by inventing and popularizing concepts such as “xenophobia” and the like. This clearly illustrates the power of language and words, and it is therefore important that we start re-conquering our languages.

Another important purpose of Metapedia is to become a web resource for pro-European activists. Metapedia makes it easy for our cadres to expand their knowledge on various important subjects, and also functions as a searchable reference.

impudent harlot, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

White-Black hybrids

White-Black hybrids usually show strange characteristics, the average intelligence of the first generation of hybrids has, in fact, a much higher rate than the one of pure Negroes, although not as high as the White rate. The main characteristic is a tough attitude to expose violent behavior, mixed race hybrids are in fact one of the most violent races on Earth.

and what, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

this is missing an entry about blipsters

J0rdan S., Monday, 28 January 2008 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i didn't know that lord byron was a nazi hero???

Tracer Hand, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

you'd think that a genetically crippled gay guy would not exactly be their main dude

Tracer Hand, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Hitler continues to be a controversial figure, hated by many. However some have referred to Hitler's legacy in neutral or favourable terms. Former Egyptian President Anwar Sadat wrote favourably of Hitler in 1953. Louis Farrakhan has referred to him as a "very great man". Bal Thackeray, leader of the right-wing Hindu Shiv Sena party in the Indian state of the Maharashtra, declared in 1995 that he was an admirer of Hitler.
In the United States, George Lincoln Rockwell revived Hitler’s movement by forming the American Nazi Party. Later other National Socialist parties began to form around the world.
In the United States however, similar to any "defeated" enemy, he is painted as a strictly evil figure, consumed with murder and hatred for Jews, and nothing else.

J.D., Tuesday, 29 January 2008 04:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Racism is the realization, recognition and knowledge that distinctive human characteristics and abilities are determined by race.[1] The colloquial meaning of racism is quite different from the natural and realist meaning of the term. The idea of superiority of some races is called racialism. Racial prejudice or dislike or hostility towards other races is called volkenhass.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/List_of_famous_Negroids

List of famous Negroids
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* Martin Luther King
* Barack Obama
* Nelson Mandela
* Kofi Annan
* Wallace Fard Muhammad
* Noble Drew Ali
* Hulon Mitchell Jr.
* Elijah Muhammad

* French football team.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://www.conservapedia.com/Examples_of_Bias_in_Wikipedia

this list is unbelievable

and what, Saturday, 21 June 2008 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

object to anyone describing Northern and Western European women being demure or Southern and Eastern European women as seductive.

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Friday, 12 July 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link

What is there to object to?

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Friday, 12 July 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link

The War on Sovereignty is a term used to describe the push by liberals, globalists, and Marxists[1] to undermine and eventually do away with national sovereignty, autonomy, self-governance, and national identity, replacing it with a "global community" or "consensus" and a one-world government. They have several methods to advance this agenda, including mass migration, so-called "free" trade agreements, and international organizations.

Due to rebellion against God,[2] naive belief in the Idea of Progress, and support for big government policies, the globalist establishment of liberal elites seeks to gradually but steadily do away with sovereignty and merge the world into a single unified political organization. In the process, they and the organizations they affiliate with either attack the notion of sovereignty or redefine it for their own purposes.

Contrary to the claims of some naive or ill-intentioned critics, the War on Sovereignty is not some "conspiracy theory" that its promoters are malevolently plotting in secret as a short-term project. In reality, liberals and globalists see it as a benign and long-term goal openly grounded upon one of the basic philosophical views accepted in contemporary mainstream society.

pomenitul, Friday, 12 July 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

Flowers of Northern and Western European Womanhood vs Curvy Croatian Women

soref, Friday, 12 July 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

Boy, they sure do favor a wall of barely-related words over like a clear description of observable reality, don't they. If they just randomly smacked the keyboard a few times before submitting it would be the textual equivalent of speaking in tongues.

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 July 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

"Has taken the lead to reform FBI and Department of Justice corruption, expanding healthcare coverage for workers and small businesses, prescription drug pricing, and prison reform. Reformed Obamacare to provide portability and cover pre-existing conditions."

Many, many citations needed.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 12 July 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

I remember the good old days when you had to wait for a friend to send you a link to some rando's Geocities page before you could dive into content this scintillating.

The fluoride-related entries do not disappoint, btw.

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 July 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link

Notably, twice as many Democrats believe in astrology as Republicans, showing a strong bent of irrationality and scientific illiteracy among liberals.[3]

pomenitul, Friday, 12 July 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

Notably, ten times as many Democrats believe in climate change as Republicans, showing a strong bent of irrationality and scientific illiteracy among conservatives. ftfy

confusementalism (Dan Peterson), Friday, 12 July 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link

okay i keep coming back to this dem candidates article. re: hickenlooper:

After refusing to answer point-blank if he were a capitalist, the owner of 15 brew pubs now tries to pretend to be a critic of Socialism.

what

global tetrahedron, Friday, 12 July 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgflip.com/35j6my.jpg

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 July 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link

I love how every time someone puts in an off-topic editorial comment they just leave it there, then keep adding more. It's like uncyclopedia but not deliberately a joke.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 July 2019 23:06 (four years ago) link


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