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Well, shit....once again:

Name: Alex in NYC
Location: ummm....NYC
Age: 35
Fav Band: Killing Joke, Cop Shoot Cop, Stranglers, Misfits, Firewater
Fav Movie: (just one?) "After Hours", "Picnic at Hanging Rock", "Blow Up", "Man Bites Dog"...and many more.
Fav TV Show: "Insomniac with Dave Attel"
Fav Book: (just one?) "Please Kill Me" by Legs McNeil & Gilliam McCain
Fav Actor: Crispin Hellion Glover
Fav Actress: Kim Hunter (Zira from the original "Planet of the Apes")
Fav Food: Caprese (mozzarella with tomato and basil)
Fav Sport: To play? Softball.
Fav Athlete: Don't really have one.
Drink of Choice: Beer, specifically Yuengling, Modello Especial or maybe Dixie. Singha is pretty fine as well.
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): Not anymore.
Smoker? : No, but the wife is.
Occupation : News Desk Editor/Freelance Writer
Do you work out? : Not as often as I should, but yes.
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 6
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : Not sure how numbers would describe a personality.
Add anything you want people to know: Soylent Green is made out of people.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 February 2003 04:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

hi rainy, thanks for the nice comments. Actually the origin of my online handle, as it were, is that it's the first initial and last name of a character from Thomas Pynchon's V. The truth is out.

hstencil, Friday, 14 February 2003 04:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

laura- i am an ideal life partner

boxcubed (boxcubed), Friday, 14 February 2003 04:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Location: US

Age: 17

Fav Band: Ben Folds Five, Matthew Sweet, Cherry Poppin' Daddies (this week)

Fav Movie: The Princess Bride

Fav TV Show: Malcolm in the Middle

Fav Book: (just one?) I'd say "The Once and Future King" by T.H. White, but I haven't read it in a few years. So I have many old favorite books but no current favorite.

Fav Actor: Jude Law, based solely on looks

Fav Actress: Julie Andrews, childhood nostalgia

Fav Food: pasta

Fav Sport: canoeing

Fav Athlete: none

Drink of Choice: water, lemonade, tea, turkish coffee

Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): not my thing

Smoker? : no

Occupation : high school student

Do you work out? : no.

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 5

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 2 (you caught me in an unusually hard-on-myself year)

Add anything you want people to know: just because something's DEAD doesn't mean it's USELESS! also, i am trying to learn how to fit guitar chords to songs, only i think more geometrically than musically [i have really bad pitch]. this was a totally random request for any random tips, i guess.

Maria (Maria), Friday, 14 February 2003 04:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

i am trying to learn how to fit guitar chords to songs, only i think more geometrically than musically
yeah, its been my downfall for years too. geometry can impress people, but it doesn't help you work out how to play favourite songs.

gaz (gaz), Friday, 14 February 2003 04:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Millar
Location: Maryland
Age: 24
Fav Band: Toss up between Paperclip People and Yellow Magic Orchestra
Fav Movie: Conan the Barbarian or Real Genius
Fav TV Show: LUPIN III baby
Fav Book: was Catch-22, now The Anubis Gates
Fav Actor: Ron Livingston
Fav Actress: Julia Roberts (I am boring)
Fav Food: Beer
Fav Sport: Beer
Fav Athlete: Yao Ming (he is tall)
Drink of Choice: Beer
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): Beer
Smoker?: Aye
Occupation: Military/Other
Do you work out?: See above
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks?: 6.3, 8 if you like broken noses
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality?: (This is actually abt oral sex, I figured it out) 11, baby
Add anything you want people to know: I have no prospects.

Millar (Millar), Friday, 14 February 2003 04:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

*laughing* A most entertaining profile, Millar. I need to take you out to paint the town next time I'm in the area. We can consume beer together (Guinness for me, thanks) and I can explain to you why Julia Roberts is NOT a good choice for Fav Actress, just because I think you could benefit from my knowledge *grin*

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 14 February 2003 05:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned, m'dear - no checks - it'll all be in cash so it won't mess-up your IRS filings or anything like that (and I get a 50% cut, right?)

Boxcubed/Jason - details, darling. I demand details!

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 14 February 2003 05:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Fidelma
Location: Sydney, Australia
Age: 26
Fav Band: Can’t choose right now. Lots and lots. Dave Grohl makes me happy.
Fav Movie: Donnie Darko, The Royal Tenenbaums, Almost Famous, Point Break, Badlands, All The President’s Men.
Fav TV Show: Buffy, Simpsons, any music video show.
Fav Book: Slouching Towards Bethlehem - Joan Didion, Cloudstreet – Tim Winton, Cryptonomicon, Neal Stephenson, As She Climbed Across The Table, Jonathan Lethem, The Rules Of Attraction – Bret Easton Ellis
Fav Actor: Owen Wilson
Fav Actress: Catherine Keener
Fav Sport: soccer, swimming
Drink of Choice: beer
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): not enough of my thing to choose a favourite
Smoker? : no
Occupation : music/television (soon to be student/bum)
Do you work out? : not much
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : don’t think I could
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : gain points for sense of humour, occasional charm, pop trivia knowledge and conversational abilities, lose points for insecurity/bitchiness and tendency to be rude beyond any provocation whilst drunk.

Fidelma (fidelma), Friday, 14 February 2003 06:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: jess
Location: olympia, wa
Age: 25 (in one week)
Fav Band: three way tie between the fall, james brown, and omni trio
Fav Movie: hot to trot
Fav TV Show: simpsons, american idol
Fav Book: city of glass
Fav Actor: n/a
Fav Actress: n/a
Fav Sport: basketball
Drink of Choice: beer/coke
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): not anymore
Smoker? : i keep trying to quit
Occupation : "music writer" (haw haw, i have become what i hate)
Do you work out? : i ride my bike
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 5
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 6

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 February 2003 06:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: James Blount

Location: Athens, GA

Age: 28

Fav Band: the minutemen, the kinks (today only)

Fav Movie: hell is for heroes (today only)

Fav TV Show: homicide, sportscenter

Fav Book: herzog (today; alternates with v., bill james baseball historical abstract)

Fav Actor: sam rockwell (today)

Fav Actress: joan fontaine (today)

Fav Food: southern

Fav Sport: baseball, football

Fav Athlete: michael vick

Drink of Choice: gin and tonic, cherry coke

Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): whatever's around

Smoker? : yes

Occupation : "student"

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 1.37526

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 1.37524

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 14 February 2003 06:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Justyn, 20, Tucson, let's say The Fall or Sleater-Kinney, let's say Chimes at Midnight or Rushmore, The Simpsons or Buffy, anything by Wes Anderson wannabe JD Salinger, Cary Grant, Audrey Hepburn, soccer, lemonade, absinthe, nope, student, sometimes, 8 on a good day, 7 on a good day.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 14 February 2003 06:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Laura/I'm Passing Open Windows/MsLaura - or Ma'am *grin*
Location: Orlando, Florida - halfway between Disney and the Space Center
Age: 29 and some odd months - 30 is fast approaching!
Fav Band: Sheesh. Well, here's some: Greg Brown; Ute Lemper; Greig; Saint-Seans; Brahms; The Beatles; Simon and Garfukle; Cat Stevens; most "gypsy" music; cabaret music; bluegrass and folk music
Fav Movie: Sheesh, again: Here's the short list: The Muppet Movie; Apocalypse Now; The African Queen; Dr. Strangelove; Yellow Submarine; Oh Brother, Where art Thou?; Wonder Boys; Y Tu Mama Tambien; Like Water for Chocolate
Fav TV Show: Ugh. I guess Monk and Cracker and City Confidential and NewsNight with Aaron Brown and the National with Peter Mansbridge
Fav Book: Yeah, right. Very funny. Again, here's the short list: Adventures of Kavalier and Clay; anything by Peter Carey; anything by Dawn Powell; anything by Haruki Murakami; anything by Pico Iyer; anything by Tony Horwitz; anything by Naguib Mahfouz; and anything by Neal Stephenson; oh, and "The Crimson Petal and the White" and "Confederacy of Dunces" and well, okay, that's it, for now (if you want more, send me an email and I'll send you my end of the year list for 2002)
Fav Actor: Criminey. These questions are so tough! Well, hmmm, Owen Wilson; Kevin Spacey; Jeff Goldblum; - hell, I'll come back to this later
Fav Actress: Much easier, thank you: Emma Thompson; Cate Blanchette; Dame Maggie Smith; Kathy Bates
Fav Food: Wow, another impossible one, but probably anything made with fresh crabmeat - though I love Asian food, especially Japanese and Thai and Korean and...you get the idea. Well, actually, I just plain love well-made food
Fav Sport: I'll watch Australian-Rules football, occasionally a baseball game, and I'll play badmitton - oh, I do love to hike and backpack and the such
Fav Athlete: Maybe Joe Montana? Or Mark McGwire? Or Muhammad Ali?
Drink of Choice: Water with lemon - for alcohol, I'll take a really dark beer
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): Not for a long time, but I have fond memories of pot and hash
Smoker? : On and off - about 1/3 pack a day, or close to that
Occupation : Freelance technical communicator, writer, editor, and so forth - specializing in space-related documentation and work with non-profit wildlife rescue organizations; also a grad student in technical writing
Do you work out? : Yep, three mile walk every morning on my treadmill, swimming during the summer, too
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : Probably 6 or so
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : Probably 8 or so
Add anything you want people to know: Most already know this, but I am involved in a long-term, fluid-bonded poly relationship with two men; I am a dominant and a sadist; and, according to that personality thing, I am an INFJ - Introverted (33%), iNutitive (33%), Feeling (33%), Judging (11%) and am categorized as a Counselor Idealist or a Healer Idealist, I think. And I tend to be good-natured and find joy and beauty and laughter in the world - sick, isn't it? I am happy most of the time and very content with my life.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 14 February 2003 06:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Aaron Grossman
Location: Alexandria, VA (or DC metro area)
Age: 22
Fav Bands: (This is a rockist question!) Depeche Mode, Verve, Birthday Party, Velocity Girl. Additionally: Jazz, especially avant, techno/house (am bedroom DJ) and what little of 20th century composition I have heard
Fav Movies: "Seconds", "L'Eclisse", "City on Fire", "Rome, Open City" and "Being John Malkovich"
Fav TV Shows: Newshour with Jim Lehrer!!! and Law and Order, Simpsons, South Park
Fav Book: "Fathers and Sons", "Winesburg, Ohio", "The Communist Manifesto"
Fav Actor: ?
Fav Actress: ?
Fav Food: Thai, Vietnamese, French.
Fav Sport: I used to be a very good tennis player. I will get back into it one day... Also, basketball is the easiest for me to watch.
Fav Athlete: John McEnroe. Rasheed Wallace
Drink of Choice: water, espresso, beer.
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): I am either on temporary or full hiatus. I will decide once I have a connection again.
Smoker? : Yes. around 15 a day.
Occupation : Temp and record store clerk.
Do you work out? : I walk a lot!
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : My green eyes are hott. Other than that, I [Insert bland self-deprecation]
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 5.7839
Add anything you want people to know: I wish I had the money to be a poor bohemian ;-)

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 14 February 2003 06:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh ok

Name: Tad (last name unpronounceably Polish, as if there's any other way a Polish name could be)
Location: live in Hoboken, work in midtown Manhattan
Age: 32, will be 33 in a month
Fav Band: dude, if you have to ask ... shit, mr. sinker or ned will tell you if you must know!
Fav Movie: scarface; eraserhead; nosferatu; night of the hunter
Fav TV Show: monday night football
Fav Book: invitation to a beheading, vladimir nabokov; tristram shandy, laurence sterne
Fav Actor: al pacino, jack nicholson, or clint eastwood
Fav Actress: Maggie Gyllenhal
Fav Food: italian or mexican
Fav Sport: NFL football (though the Jets weren't playing it till 1997)
Fav Athlete: latrell sprewell; alan iverson; chad pennington
Drink of Choice: johnnie walker black
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): won't you follow the sweet leaf?
Smoker? : cough!
Occupation: attorney
Do you work out?: hah!
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : i think i'm a 10; what other people think i dunno
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality?: no negative ratings?
Add anything you want people to know:

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 14 February 2003 06:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

laura - i am healthy, clean, intelligent, charming and submissive.

james, you are way better looking that you give yourself credit for

boxcubed (boxcubed), Friday, 14 February 2003 06:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

that photo of me in my cracker jacks is VERY old

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 14 February 2003 07:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

nobody wants my compliments

boxcubed (boxcubed), Friday, 14 February 2003 07:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Aimee

Location: Los Angeles

Age: 30

Fav Band: Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong; Aretha; Ben Haper; Cat Stevens; the Greatful Dead; the Black Crowes; Stevie Wonder; Third Eye Blind; Boston; the Cult; Jonny Lang... and about 5 million more

Fav Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Say Anything; A Guy Named Joe; Saving Silverman; Undercover Blues; and again, about a million more

Fav TV Show: That 70s Show, Frasier and the Osbournes

Fav Book: Memoirs of a Geisha; Divine Secrets; Confederacy of Dunces; A Secret History; Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius; Where the Wild Things Are, and far too many more to list

Fav Actor: Terrence Stamp

Fav Actress: Don't have one currently

Fav Food: Prime rib, anything italian, thai, indian

Fav Sport: To watch? Football

Fav Athlete: Haven't got one at the moment

Drink of Choice: Jack Daniels; Coke

Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): Marijuana from time to time - but very rarely these days

Smoker? Quit after Mardi Gras '99

Occupation: Day job: Admin. Assistant in a law firm; otherwise, fledgling writer

Do you work out? I walk to work - otherwise I exercise mostly playing volleyball with friends, and playing with my son

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? Ohhh I dunno

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? I think I do ok...

luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 February 2003 07:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Aaron

Location: TX

Age: 28

Fav Band(s): VU, the Fall

Fav Movie: Pasolini's Gospel of St. Matthew

Fav TV Show: currently, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Fav Book: I don't read enough proper books lately but Crying of Lot 49 and Wuthering Heights

Fav Actor: i have some least favorites

Fav Actress: don't know

Fav Food: oysters mussels clams scallops

Fav Sport: tennis (to play); college hoops & boxing (to watch)

Fav Athlete(s): Michael Chang, Oscar de la Hoya

Drink of Choice: beer, Coca Cola

Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): i would like to try the liquid Demerol from Winona's purse

Smoker? : 4-5 a day

Occupation : stock trader and occassional night jobs

Do you work out? : run and walk

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 6

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 6

Aaron A., Friday, 14 February 2003 07:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: JBR

Location: NYC

Age: 26

Fav Band: Gah, "band" is so rockist. Suffice to say, I like postwar pop and R&B singles, "jammin' oldies" (disco/soul/house, esp. with shouty girl singers), punk-wave-powerpop-indie, mopey British nonsense, the piano as a rock instrument, experimental whatsis (turntables, tape loops, and all those crackpot Germans you read about), 20th c. classical, '60s British folk-rock, easy-listening & other AM-radio detritus, '70s Brazilian samba-funk, choral masses, Steely Dan, Bob Dylan, various singers and songwriters.

Fav Movie: Woody Allen's Love and Death

Fav TV Show: those horrible dating shows

Fav Book: There were five books I read as a kid that made me really interested in music -- the 1979 Rolling Stone Record Guide; Joel Whitburn's Billboard Book of Top 40 Hits (1987); a British coffeetable book from the early '80s (can't remember the name) that had short articles and pictorials about rock bands like the Jam and Duran Duran; History of American Bandstand: It's Got a Great Beat and You Can Dance to It (1987); and a book about NYC hip-hop/breakdance/graffiti culture. For better or worse, these books helped turn me into the obsessive weirdo I am today, so they take precedence on the pecking order.


Fav Actor: Harry Dean Stanton, John Turturro, Gene Hackman

Fav Actress: Ruth Gordon, Anjelica Huston, Drew Barrymore, Ellen Burstyn, the four principals of Sex and the City

Fav Food: Cajun-Creole/Southern, Ethiopian, Italian, Mexican, Szechuan

Fav Sport: skeeball

Fav Athlete: Tonya Harding (serious answer: Muhammad Ali)

Drink of Choice: Grey Goose martini, dry, straight up, twist, no olive

Smoker? : sometimes

Do you work out? : I walk as much as I can.

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : Face and hair, an 8. Body, a 3.

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? :

Oh, I'm all personality. I'm that girl with the "good personality."

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 14 February 2003 07:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

jody is a "good dancer"

boxcubed (boxcubed), Friday, 14 February 2003 07:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

name : duane
other information : send SAE to this address

duane, Friday, 14 February 2003 07:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Leee
Location: Bay Area
Age: 22
Fav Band: currently Bardo Pond, autechre, Cocteau Twins and the ever so suave Sleater Kinney
Fav Movie: Three Colors: Red, Legally Blonde
Fav TV Show: Alias, 24
Fav Book: Gravity's Rainbow
Fav Actor: Ralph Fiennes (and whatever credibility I've accumulated, down the drain -- but I don't notice/appreciate acting much in general)
Fav Actress: Cate Blanchett
Fav Food: mum's cooking
Fav Sport: whatever any of my local teams are winning at
Fav Athlete: none
Drink of Choice: water
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): never
Smoker? : never
Occupation : hoping to become graduate student 4 life
Do you work out? : too injured to, used to
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 0
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 0
Add anything you want people to know: I'm related to Matt Groening.

Leee (Leee), Friday, 14 February 2003 07:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: gygax!

Location: san francisco

Age: 30

Fav Band: casiotone for the painfully alone, pita, drive like jehu, violent ramp/wolf eyes, black flag, dolphins of the forest

Fav Movie: sans soleil

Fav TV Show: twin peaks, jackass

Fav Book: the sound and the fury william faulkner, gravity's rainbow thomas pynchon

Fav Actor: steve mcqueen

Fav Actress: lee remick

Fav Food: sushi

Fav Sport: baseball, miniature golf

Fav Athlete: barry bonds (i have his rookie jersey from the pirates that i got signed by him at the san diego Murph in 1990).

Drink of Choice: tangerine juice

Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): love

Smoker? : nope

Occupation : FASHION

Do you work out? : i live on a big hill in san francisco

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 7

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 2

Add anything you want people to know: i just ate half a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream and now i don't feel so good.

gygax!, Friday, 14 February 2003 07:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

whoa, Leee and I simultaneous post with some crossover in the lit area and geography locale.

gygax!, Friday, 14 February 2003 07:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

And we were like at the same SK concert in SF I think. Plus, I like Bonds too.

And I am male chocoholic = don't get laid.

Leee (Leee), Friday, 14 February 2003 07:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jason - I'm in love - send me airfare and I'll be on your doorstep - you do clean house, right?

Leee - do you have any See's truffles hidden in your house, by any chance? If you do, maybe I'll come pay you a visit after jason sends me the plane fare *grin*

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 14 February 2003 07:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have better than See's, MizzLaura. See, there's this kind you can get from Costco, melts in your mouth like an orgasm! (yes I'm recycling my own jokes now)

Leee (Leee), Friday, 14 February 2003 07:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: See my e-mail below - my full name is around here somewhere, but you won't get it from me, ha ha!
Location: Connecticut (AKA the drive-thru state)
Age: 28 going on 42 or 8, depending on what I eat for breakfast / lunch
Fav Band: This changes from hour to hour, but there's a good bet my favorite musical performer has some affiliation with either the Simple Machines label or the post-punk genre (circa the late 70s / early 80s). If that fails, it's probably The Embarrassment.
Fav Movie: Again, I waffle like Eggos - it's either Barton Fink or Being John Malkovich or Braindead (Dead Alive w/ more lawnmower) or Heavenly Creatures or Out of Sight
Fav TV Show: Would you like butter with that waffle? Gilmore Girls / Dinner for Five / Undeclared (RIP)
Fav Book: How about a side of hash browns? Lolita (by you-know-who) / The Intuitionist (by Colson Whitehead) / Contemporary American Poetry, 5th Edition (edited by A. Poulin Jr.) / Infinite Jest (by that other you-know-who) / The Collected Poems of Frank O'Hara (by Bob Anklebiter)
Fav Actor: a tie between George Clooney & Sam Rockwell
Fav Actress: Naomi Watts
Fav Food: Sushi!
Fav Sport: Baseball!
Fav Athlete: Pedro!
Drink of Choice: Amaretto Sour, please. (That's made without whiskey, by the way.)
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): Nyquil, or whatever makes those magic markers smell so fine. Used to be caffeine, until I began to shake & shake & shake.
Smoker? : I barely know her!
Occupation : Space taker-upper (freelance)
Do you work out? : In theory
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : On par w/ my personality
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : On par w/ my looks

Add anything you want people to know: I had the pleasure of meeting hstencil a couple of weeks ago, and he's a big old softie.


David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 14 February 2003 08:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

*laughing* A DISCOUNT truffle? Surely you jest, Leee. Please don't tell me that's true *sniff* It's such a horrible thought! (But I like the melting in mouth like an orgasm reference *grin*)

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 14 February 2003 08:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

David R. - I've both "Infinite Jest" and "The Intuitionist" on my shelves - which is the better/easier escapism? (I need to take one on the road with me - the other books have already been selected.)

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 14 February 2003 08:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Since you're going on the road, I'd choose The Intuitionist, simply for weight & size reasons. Both are great, but IJ can get a little cumbersome with its 400+ pages of footnotes. IJ is a book that you nurse on your bedside bureau over the course of a couple of weeks; The Intuitionist is more user-friendly. Go w/ the elevator inspectors, madam.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 14 February 2003 08:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hmmm.. I never actually did one o' these (that ILM thread seemed hopelessly too large).


Name: Rob (only used "Mr.D." as that's my standard internet name / googler repellant - it's from Den of Thieves. After being here a couple months tho it looks like I may the only Rob?)
Location: Chicago
Age: 30 and 3 weeks
Fav Band: Rolling Stones, the Meters, Art Ensemble of Chicago
Fav Movie: L'Eclisse, Stalker, Playtime
Fav TV Show: Monday Night Football
Fav Book: The Tin Drum, At Swim Two Birds, short stories of Nathaniel Hawthorne
Fav Actor: Jimmy Stewart
Fav Actress: shit, I dunno .. Anna Magnani or Dominique Sanda
Fav Food: scallops, broccoli
Fav Sport: football
Fav Athlete: Steve Yzerman
Drink of Choice: Champagne or a gin martini
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): pills, preferably Vicodin or Valium
Smoker? : nope, save a cigar every month or two
Occupation : trader
Do you work out? : try to jog three miles twice a week
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : as Grace Slick sang "You're only pretty as you feel"
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 5.5

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 14 February 2003 08:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

I kinda don't want to do the fill-in-the-blanks survey because, well, I think it's more interesting when people write in sentences, and anyway there are way too many categories where I don't really have an interesting answer.

Not that I am suggesting that this is going to be an interesting post.

But I already posted something not long ago in an "Introduce Yourself" thread (although, sure, that was before taking part in an explosive thread and working my way onto the top 50 users list) (ha! I'm exactly tied with Oops right now! But this post will push me over him... for now...).

So.

That, right there, that is me in a nutshell.

Or, in another nutshell: I'm 27, male, and I live in Portland, Ore., though like everyone else I used to live in Astoria, NY (1997-9, Grand Central Parkway and 36th). I, like, I'm in this band, and I'm in this other band, and I help organize this avant-garde poetry reading series, and I've edited this webzine for a few years, and I have this cat, and this job at an environmental advocacy group, and I do some web design, and I do all this other stuff, and so I keep busy. Which is weird, since I don't think of myself as a busy guy. I mean, I seem to spend most of my day goofing off on the Internet, so am I really that busy? I dunno. It would explain why I'm so frickin' tired all the time. Also I am single and something of a homebody and I live in a house where we aim to have books in every room (we are almost there) and I've got two turntables and two microphones so clearly, clearly I am doing pretty well in that department.

Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 14 February 2003 08:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

hey chris can you extrapolate on "this avant-garde poetry reading series"?

Ess Kay (esskay), Friday, 14 February 2003 08:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm going to fill in the blanks when i'm not dr*nk.
Friday night...wheeeeaw! (what am i doing here?)

gaz (gaz), Friday, 14 February 2003 08:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

uh I'm ess kay & I usually flog phrases like "ideas about the thing, not the thing itself" & "refining myself out of existence", but i've become increasingly fond of "learning to cope with cowardice" although I think i'd have to pay royalties to jess or something (haha & cheap holidays in etc etc).

Ess Kay (esskay), Friday, 14 February 2003 08:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Nicholas John Southall

Height: 5'8" - 175cm

Weight: 13st - 180ish lbs

Eyes: Dark brown

Sex: Male / regular

Location: Dawlish / Exeter, Devon, South West England

Age: 23 (24 in May)

Fav Band: Don't know. The Stone Roses always used to be the stock answer but that has become somewhat subject to rapid and unpredictable change these days.

Fav Movie: As above, but with Jaws.

Fav TV Show: The Simpsons is about the only thing I watch with anything approaching regularity.

Fav Book: The Subtle Knife! For the next 113 pages, anyway.

Fav Actor: I have no favourite actor - I like films. It's kind of like asking me what my favoruite musical instrument is - I like music, as soon as I mention one, another comes to mind, and then another, and then their bad points, and so on and so on... It is not the individual components that matter, but the whole product.

Fav Actress: Monica Belucci. Emily Dequenne. Not necessarily for their acting ability (although both are very good!). See above.

Fav Food: And again. I like food. I really like food. Chocolate. Cheese. Toast. Bacon. Potatos. Eggs. Ice cream. Brownies. I could go on and on and on and on...

Fav Sport: There are three sports - hutning, shooting and fishing. The rest are just games. My favoruite game is football.

Fav Athlete: Maradona.

Drink of Choice: Water. Orange juice. Red wine. Guinness. German lager. Milkshakes. God, all of it except coffee.

Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): Booze. Life. Music.

Smoker? : Nope.

Occupation: Audio/Visual Library Assistant / (unpaid) music writer / layabout / pontificater.

Do you work out? : I play football. I occasioanlly cycle. I walk lots. I intend to start swimming next week.

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 10.

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 10 (is there ANY point in giving any other number?).

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 February 2003 09:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sure. I'm part of a collective of about seven people called Spare Room who organize a reading more-or-less monthly series here in Portland. We focus on "avant-garde" or "post-avant" or "experimental" or something -- we haven't quite figured out the right adjective to put there, and don't really want to be forced to. Generally, we're interested in writers who are at least familiar with, say, the New York schools, the Black Mtn poets, the Language folks, the whatever-the-hell-you'd-call-Jackson Mac Low folks, and the sound/visual poets. So next week we've got a sound poetry extravaganza, with 12 Pacific NW poets coming into town and a bank of cell phones set up so sound poets throughout the world can call in at a particular point. It should be interesting. We also organize an annual hunger benefit marathon reading. Mostly we do these monthly readings that usually feature a visiting poet and a local poet (for instance, we've had Chris Stroffolino and Charles Borkhuis read, as well as locals such as Cynthia Kimball).

I would send you to the website but it's a bit threadbare and out of date (all my own damn fault)...

Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 14 February 2003 09:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Dianne Smith
Place: Dunedin, New Zealand
Age: 23
Fav Band: t rex, sleater-kinney, the fall, the tall dwarfs.
Fav Movie: anything with beautiful drag queens in
Fav TV Show: bad girls, six feet under.
Fav Book: "oranges are not the only fruit" - jeanette winterson
Fav Sport: swimming (to do, not to watch)
Drink of Choice: tequila
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): LSD
Smoker? : only when drinking, and not always then
Occupation : student
Do you work out? : god no
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : i feel uncomfortable answering this but i give me 9.
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 4

di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 14 February 2003 09:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Phil
Location: Live in NYC. Currently in Melbourne, Australia.
Age: 22
Fav Band: Belle & Sebastian, Aislers Set, Ladytron, Jodeci
Fav Movie: Lion in Winter, Dangerous Liaisons, Opposite of Sex
Fav TV Show: Cosby Show, Roller Games, Six Feet Under
Fav Book: "Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" by Dave Eggers
Fav Actor: Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Fav Actress: Catherine Deneuve
Fav Food: Sushi, Fried Chicken
Fav Sport: Tennis [play]. College Basketball [watch]
Fav Athlete: Michael Jordan and Ronnie Fields
Drink of Choice: Maker's Mark bourbon
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): coke is okay.
Smoker? : Yep
Occupation : Unemployed
Do you work out? : Never seen the inside of a gym and I only run if I'm being chased.
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : Depends on your blood alcohol content.
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : Depends on my blood alcohol content.
Add anything you want people to know: I slept with the Pitchfork writer who reviewed & trashed my favorite album of 2001. Rating: 5.7

phil-two, Friday, 14 February 2003 09:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks David, The Intuitionist it is. Have you read um, John Henry Days? (Sorry, it's late and I was drawing a severe blank, but I figured that if I kept typing it would come to mind.)

I'd no idea about IJ - someone sent it to me as a gift and it's sitting right next to "Mason & Dixon" and "The Recognitions" and "JR" and "Underworld", to name a few on my "unread as yet" shelfs - and it just looks so darn heavy! (Physically and mentally, I mean.)

I'm taking with me, in addition to The Intuitionist, a book on the Soviet Manned space program, a history of the word "Fuck," and something by Mahfouz, I think. And, just maybe, a book of interviews with Palestinians and Israelis about the current (well, semi-current, now) situation in that region. I need something cheery to read.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 14 February 2003 09:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

For whatever it's worth, I never got into Infinite Jest. I found a lot of it painfully unfunny. After a few hundred pages I gave up.

After that I read a lot of DFW's other work and enjoyed most of it.

(Similarly, I enjoyed Mason & Dixon until they actually started, you know, surveying the Mason-Dixon line. Then it suddenly got bland for me. But it is a wonderful book to have on your shelf, especially if it's the hardcover: It's a gorgeous object!)

Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 14 February 2003 09:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Kate St.Claire
Location: Clerkenwell, London
Age: 22 (I have been turning 22 for as long as I can remember)
Fav Band: Spacemen 3
Fav Movie: Performance
Fav TV Show: Time Team
Fav Book: Brideshead Revisisted
Fav Actor: Gary Oldman
Fav Actress: Katharine Hepburn
Fav Food: pizza
Fav Sport: jumping to conclusions
Fav Athlete: why would I have one of those?
Drink of Choice: COFFEE
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): vodka
Smoker? : fuck no. virulently so.
Occupation : musician/office slave
Do you work out? : I power walk 4 miles a day
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 2
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 1
Add anything you want people to know : I'm single for a reason, folks.


kate, Friday, 14 February 2003 09:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

John Henry Days is sitting on my bookshelf, sandwiched by a good number of books I've bought & haven't read. I'm still working up the courage to try & read a non-school, non-comic book for the pure purpose of leisure. (Poetry collections don't count, of course, because there's no need to commit.) I've heard mixed things about JHD, actually, but given how great The Intuitionist is, I'm not worried.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 14 February 2003 09:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

hey hstencil, you should come to the NYC FAP on tuesday!!

Name: geeta
Location: NYC
Age: 23
Fav Band: the minibosses, wire
Fav Movie: der blaue engel
Fav TV Show: i don't watch tv
Fav Book: the one i am writing
Fav Actor: don't have one
Fav Actress: ingrid bergman
Fav Food: japanese, ethiopian, indian
Fav Sport: basketball
Fav Athlete: don't really care
Drink of Choice: beer
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): beer
Smoker? : not anymore.
Occupation : grad school
Do you work out?: nope
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 10000000
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 100000000

geeta (geeta), Friday, 14 February 2003 10:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gygax, I played Casiotone for the Painfully Alone for a full month once.

Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 February 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Mark *asarotto (sorry, I've already got too much to be embarrassed about on th'interweb)
Location: Puntey, SW London
Age: 29 in 5 weeks
Fav Band: Belle and Sebastian, The Aislers Set, Magnetic Fields, Le Tigre
Fav Movie: Sleeper, The Nightmare Before Christmas
Fav TV Show: The Book Group, The Simpsons
Fav Book: Catch 22, Orlando Furioso, The Basic Eight
Fav Actress: Thora Birch, for purely hubba hubba reasons
Fav Food: Italian by default, Indian, expensive stuff like caviar and foie gras
Fav Sport: association football, to play and watch, and badminton to just play
Drink of Choice: red wine from Australia, Argentina, South Africa and Chile tends to win through, but I love to experiment and vary what I drink
Drug of Choice: n/a
Smoker?: nope. Makes me sick, and I'm delighted with that.
Snooker?: Why not? It'll take me hours if it's a full size table, though.
Occupation: chatroom moderator/manager, writer
Do you work out?: I play footie twice a week, and swim, and cycle when it's warm, does that count?
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks?: to someone who likes my personality, maybe 7. If they don't like me, then 3.
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality?: unanswerable. I have a good heart, I love friends, I am enthusiastic about others, but I can be a bad-tempered, irrational, jealous fun-hater.

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 14 February 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't live in Puntey, either. And I proof read the bloody thing three times! I live in Putney, it's very nice.

I also forgot in the TV column any historical documentary with Adam Hart-Davis. He's so cuddly!

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 14 February 2003 12:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ask The Dust is pretty unfuckwithable

turtles all the way down (Face of Wolf), Sunday, 8 March 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

"Alex do you go to Mission Cliffs? I used to be a member but never got super into it. Bouldering is lots o fun."

I do go to Mission Cliffs when I climb. I've only done belay climbing though.

Alex in SF, Monday, 9 March 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Name: Jerry
Location: Roanoke, Virginia
Age: 32
Fav Band: Skinny Puppy
Fav Movie: Vertigo
Fav TV Show: Sleeper Cell (season 1)
Fav Book: Ball Four (I'm a shameless baseball fan)
Fav Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis
Fav Actress: Judi Dench
Fav Food: Thai
Fav Sport: Baseball
Fav Athlete: all time - Roberto Clemente
Drink of Choice: Irish carbomb
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): I don't do them.
Smoker? : everybody sins now and then.
Occupation : Poor old man.
Do you work out? : If I did, I'd have to have a long talk with my belly.
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 5.9.
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : I can't do that objectively
Add anything you want people to know: I'm fairly even keeled and take things in stride. Except for when people are wrong on the Viking thread.

Pippi Longstockings (Brad Nowell's Soiled Undergarments), Saturday, 1 May 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

orioles fan? come visit i love baseball sometime.http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=53

con-ni (rahni), Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I'm Tera and I love movies, Kerouac, old tv shows, records, vintage things, cameras and my new mac
I can never turn down a vodka sour.
xo

*tera, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

Always cool to meet another Brush Strokes fan.
Welcome!

kinder, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

jibe is young and tall imo

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Monday, 6 February 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

really enjoying Pippi Longstockings (Brad Nowell's Soiled Undergarments) and his posts. keep up the good work!

buzza, Monday, 6 February 2012 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

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l-r: me, other people.

Jibe, Monday, 6 February 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

oops fucked up formatting. i guess i was trying to agree with darragh.

Jibe, Monday, 6 February 2012 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

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Cmon mayne if you do be on football formation threads you gotta know this stuff

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Monday, 6 February 2012 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

don't think i've posted many... if i did i guess i satisfied myself with ugly looking ones. will keep in mind for next time.

Jibe, Monday, 6 February 2012 11:46 (twelve years ago) link


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