Ideas for ILX

is this the WORST idea ever?

tell me more about these "ppl"

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, October 27, 2012 10:37 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh didn't stet say there are like 30 000 regular lurkers or some shit? odds are there's atleast one of em creaming their to this very thread at this very moment, i mean just strictly statistically speaking

*turns off computer, throws it out the window*

pay the haters no mind flopson this is a straight fire beautiful idea

I'm sorry, I jut came.

That would be JUST. Jesus fucking Christ, is it impossible to even make a throwaway remark without looking like a fool?

admittedly i was mostly concerned with the lols when i cooked this up but i actually legitimately believe that the winner would be a stone cold fox with really interesting opinions about sitcoms

Creaming for Oink Invites

i think not so also t-rex doesn't have penis?

lagoon maybe you are not a bachelor but didn't you once say you got fanmail from a lurker who liked your posts? <-- proof that these people are out there

^ otm xp

on ILX nobody can hear you cream

fanmail from a lurker who liked your posts?

This is exactly how I set my trap for Mrs. Pplains, btw. (except I wasn't a lurker.)

congratulations laguna!

dude you should be the host!

http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Haha+_639a2f1c7d2ddbaf5cb514e232e21092.jpg

*turns off computer, throws it out the window*

^ afraid of going to jail

can u explain how anyone could possibly go to jail through this? online dating is p legit i thought?

intent to have people look at each other
expected creaming of pants

45% of the increase in prisoner population in California is because of this shit

I for one was planning on using the ilx dating service to track down and kill my least favourite posters. That *might* lead to jail.

Me: hot chick, waiting for you in bed
You: misogynist metaller, good at revealing fake profiles

how did all this cream get into my pants

lmao emily

clearly you guys haven't watched the show The Bachelor, you don't meet some creep at a bar on the first episode, you show up at a ballin resort & there are like 15 broads in a swimming pool--even if say one of them was a misogynist metaller you'd have like 12 weeks to sniff them out

"15 broads in a swimmimg pool": coming soon to NBC thus Fall

that would be a very pointed piece of sarcasm if it weren't the literal truth

this is doomed because now only those shy sighers who don't mind being forever tarred with the ilx jeans creamer brush would sign up and that is not how most shy sighers like to operate so the single ilxors would be left fobbing off a ragtag bunch of faux shy sighers in grotty jeans.

good lord @ thread

u love it

...I'm sorry, I cant get past the phrase 'ilx jeans creamer brush'.

sounds like the type of cleaning apparatus you can by for $39.95 on late night tv

I have an idea for ILX: lock this thread.

never lock this thread

cream this thread

you guys, there are literally thousands of hot babe lurkers reading our posts and quietly lusting for us. I don't think that's a ridiculous assumption. why don't we finally do something about it? at least we could start a thread where the hot babe lurkers were allowed to introduce themselves and post pics.

"i for one welcome our ant overlords"

hi lady lurkers, i have decent table manners, my own hair, i like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain not so much

let's just have a bachelor auction for crüt we will make a million dollars

i don`t see why this is such a controversial suggestion, there are babes both male & female who post on ilx and posters often express if not crushes strong admiration for each other (see: wdyll, Say something nice about another ILXor)

all of them end up being make believe people

u_u

I've got $20K on crut & ZS to just sit around my house all day and be witty and make bad (great) jokes

with bonus animated gifs!

Yes! You can come too. What a great day it will be! BRB, robbing a bank..

(sorry to interrupt: something to hide individual threads with an option to future block based on specific words on the title like 'obama' 'romney' etc)

I'll throw another $10k in the kitty to make it interesting

*enacts online embezzlement scam in 3 2 1*

uh didn't stet say there are like 30 000 regular lurkers or some shit?

hahah

it's all good WL, but you're not allowed to come to our party if you're just going to interrupt people all night :)

yeah sure, sorry!

:)