Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

golden ribbed and manipulated by rush.

Words that have never been strung together before: angry golden Edward G. Robinson dildo.

"It's like this, see? I'm a 15 foot gold dildo, see?"

a giant golden cock with a cigar in it's mouth

http://www.cagle.com/working/090124/margulies.gif

greatt communicattor

u guys know that rush's little intro is "entrenched behind the gilded EIB microphone" right?

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/8224/glennmccoy226ns5.jpg

^^^ stolen from Simpsons

Also pls to keep on top of Michael Steele situation k thx

u guys know that rush's little intro is "entrenched behind the gilded EIB microphone" right?

i knew he was a d-bag with a golden neumann mic.

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/01/020109.jpg

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If you enjoyed that Brett Noel "Rush/mic-cock" one upthread, here's another source for his greatness:

http://www.northstarwriters.com/brettnoel.htm

is that last one from 'the dark knight reurns'?

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"...and a white man freed them."

xp: dude's art looks like something a convict would draw.

also: POOP LOL

white house stolen from doonesbury
Noel's 'imprisonment' 'strip' stolen from KKK

And another week:

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LOOK OUT FIDEL ITS THE LANGOLIERS!

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O M F G

You regular posters may have already seen this but just in case: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/comic-riffs/2009/01/read_his_lips_cartoonists_go_b.html

(ps love this thread.)

can someone please get that purebred sean penn panel isolated for obamathumbsup.jpeg use?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/fleshbot/2009/02/taint_madonna_cartoon.jpg

ahahaha brett noel really is the patron saint of this thread

http://www.northstarwriters.com/brettnoelimages/05January2009huge.jpg

this one reads like one of the onion kelly komix

holy shittard

oh ffs would somebody linkify that fleshbot/faithmouse graphic

For those who have somethingawful accounts, you can see the entirety of Chuck Asay's homoerotic 9/11 comic here

u dont need an account to read LF

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j251/mzing12/obama_slavemaster.jpg

new facebook profile picture

really? I thought they had it blocked

black dudes are all about socialsm man. back in college I had a roommate from JC and he'd always use my computer and shit without my permission (new AIM name: ma$emoney; new favorite homepage: blackplanet.com). and i'd tell our suitemates about it (also from JC) and they were like, "so what? why not let him use it?" we white people are uptight about our shit.

Half the links in that Brett Noel comic on SA are disabled. Is that because I'm viewing w/o membership?

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i guess noel is doing the batshit rightwing cartoonist equivalent of sticking his fingers in his ears and hysterically screaming at the top of his lungs now.

he is really gunning for worst overall at this point.

TRUSS ME

lol itd be better w/an elephant in place of uncle sam

he's not syndicated, he's just some crazy guy with a website, right?

oh no he's syndicated, just not very much.

christ

http://www.northstarwriters.com/

Brett Noel
Brett is a lifelong cartoonist and portrait artist, first drawing when he was old enough to hold a pencil. Having long dabbled in political cartoons, he began producing them en masse after the 2000 election debacle. Currently carried by the Conservative Chronicle and Human Events, Brett's cartoons are featured on a variety of web sites, including his own: www.patriotart.com.

http://www.northstarwriters.com/brettnoel5.jpg

Pat Rio: Tart!

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but he wouldn't say "yessir", he'd say "very good, sir" with a sniff and an air of possible reproachment

i wouldve gone w/gun it over run it too

s a lifelong cartoonist and portrait artist, first drawing when he was old enough to hold a pencil

If you ever think your life has been wasted, just remember Brett Noel.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM090205CLR-IraqiEle20090205052911.jpg

meanwhile, welcome to 5 years ago.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb090206_cmyk20090205011357.jpg

oh and we've been in deficit spending for how many years now? 7? 8?

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20090205.jpg

this his stomach or his crotch

so...how come they're still wearing black?

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PULITZER PLEASE!

youd think he'd be glad to "phone home" with that!

oooooooooooooooooooof lol

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NoFearPup says:

Let’s see, Intelligence comes from “knowledgeable” and “involved” parties…That means intelligence comes from:
ONE Concerned idealists
TWO Captured combatants/conspirators
THREE Personal enrichment, Bribery
FOUR Criminals
FIVE Turncoats
SIX Surveillance
SEVEN Data-mining, analysis…

Okay 1,5,6 and 7 seem to develop limited usable intelligence also subject to inaccuracy. That leaves 2,3, and 4 which is dealing with disreputable or dis-honest or outright antagonistic people. I’m just an uniformed novice here, but do you Libs really think Intelligence Agencies under any administration are going to stop at “acceptable” forms of coercion? And if so are they worth spending money on?

AND-
Obama “We need to clean up Washington” (my paraphrase). After his nominees of Lobbyists and tax scoff-laws. “Ooops…It may take eight years…”