i just kicked a drunk woman out of my hotel for calling my gay coworker a fag

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Did Big Hoos AKA the steendriver ever explain the provenance of that moniker?

-- forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 05:27

On 2006 ILX I was "hoosteen." On the Sandbox I experimented with dropping "hoosteen" into various rap lyrics viz: "i kick hoosical flows/spit spat steen's that", "hoo got it for steen, vol. 3," etc.

On "9 Milli Bros" from last year's "Fishscale," Cappadonna announces himself as "DIGG-A-LA aka the cab driver." I misheard it as "BIG-A-LA" and BIG HOOS aka the steendriver was born. When I saw it made some people laugh (at and with me, variously), I carried it over to ILX 2.1.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

"i kick hoosical flows/spit spat steen's that", "hoo got it for steen, vol. 3," etc.

more examples plz

deej, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

nabisco you may think it as ridiculous as painting a penis on the moon, but calling someone "n*gger" while beating the crap out of them WILL net you a couple of extra years in jail in some states; if you had kept your mouth shut you would be out sooner. maybe there is a way to interpret this fact that doesn't include the idea of speech itself being illegal?

i really am not doctrinaire about this - i'm conflicted. because i agree with you that the state has an interest in punishing racial intimidation - and intimidation based on sexual orientation, gender, and other things.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

"Salt'n'pepa and Hoosy D up in the limosteen."

jim, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

so i may have missed this but out of curiosity how did the woman know the co-worker was gay anyway? or was it an unlucky guess? if he wasn't gay how much difference would that have made?

-- blueski, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 5:34 PM (1 minute ago)

"Unlucky guess" is probably about right. In certain respects he conforms to the gross stereotype of the girlish, lisping fey gay man.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS up steen down while you mothafuckers bounce to this

deej, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link

G's up HOOS down while you muthafuckas steen to this?

deej, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

i might've gone with "muthasteenas"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

It's the hard little pistol-packing punk dope smuggler
Lethal when HOOS kill, I go STEEN for the jugular

deej, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

surmounter, i think clowning hoos, who is a goofy but generally alright dude & good sport overall, is much better than smugly conspiring with him to decide what ppl you're so much fucking better at life than

and what, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link

why 'clowning' as opposed to 'trolling' btw?

blueski, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

and what, for a guy who hates self-righteousness, you're awfully self-righteous about it.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link

hoo-d-HOOS slapped yo boy in the steen with Isotoners?

will, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link

lol @ hoody-HOOS

deej, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Hoody HOOS! That's the STEEN for them killas

deej, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

It's like the difference between giving the nerd a swirly, then helping him get back on his feet ('just fuckin with you, man') vs. giving him a swirly and leaving him to drown ('die geek scum').

xpost to whoever asked about clowning vs. trolling

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

BIG HOOS aka the swirlyvictim

deej, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I hope more hoosteen threads get started because this thread has a decent story about putting up with intolerable shit at work combined with some well natured clowning.

It also has a little too much capt save-a-hoos when the poor guy is obviously capable of taking care of himself. Read the story people, he's putting bitches out on the street!

mh, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link

holy christ xxpost

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link

To all Capt-Save-A-Me's

Thanks for the support, but don't let the clownin at my expense rile you up. I grin at the jokes, brush my shoulders off, & move on with my day.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

deej i also once went with 'gonna give it to ya hoos with no steenia"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link

ban surmounter

Eppy, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link

really surprised my post up there turned out to be so controversial (and "eppy", whoever you are, suck a dick. dumbass? seriously? based on that post? what the fuck). it was really a reaction to Tracer, who seemed to be saying:

a) hate crime laws have the net effect of putting more minority defendants in jail for long. (this is completely believable)

b) beyond that, hate crime laws are unnecessary bcz judges & juries already have all the tools they need -- including intelligence & insight -- to determine whether an assault or vandalism or harrassment or murder has that extra tasty frisson of racism or homophobia, and punish it accordingly.

and i have a problem with statement b! i mean, i don't want to pedantically list off jim crow and twinkie defense and all that, but i'm not so sanguine about the legal system's ability or willingness to find and punish those things, without an "intervention" by legislature saying, yes, these motives are worse, you must consider them.

gff, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

http://usarundbrief.com/26/images/springer.jpg

PappaWheelie V, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link

oh come on shit was just gettin civil

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link

http://library.thinkquest.org/C007803/image/jefferson_davis.JPG
Did somebody just say "civil"?

remy bean, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/99sep/images/9909lincoln.jpg
"Maybe."

remy bean, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.crystalinks.com/newton.jpg
"This thread lacks gravitas."

remy bean, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Ferdinand_de_Saussure.jpg
"What makes you Saussure about that?"

Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/disciullo/twiggy/Reilly-Twiggy.jpg
"I'm offended"

remy bean, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.pornobilder-tgp.com/galerien/flotter-dreier-bilder.jpg
"Dreier eyes mate"

Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

surmounter, i think clowning hoos, who is a goofy but generally alright dude & good sport overall, is much better than smugly conspiring with him to decide what ppl you're so much fucking better at life than

-- and what, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 5:44 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

again u fail to make sense. making fun of HOOS is NOT better than bitching someone out who uses the word "faggot" lightly. i do consider myself to be so much fucking better at life than someone who shouts faggot in public. and i wasn't conspiring with him. try thinking out your crappy comments, it might help.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

hey, that's dani woodward!

Jeb, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

ban Surmounter

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

castup ur so fucking pretentious you can't even see straight, ban yourself.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link

+1 bitchiness

Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link

surmounter -t auto /dev/tool/reactionary /mnt/killfile

remy bean, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link

who are you calling a dev

Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Who is this guy? WAHT?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i sometimes shout faggot in real life, but only in crowded movie theaters.

remy bean, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm really tired of arguing. can we like not anymore? what happened to discussing. u know? discussions?

Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't think anybody's really arguing!

remy bean, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

discus has already been thrown :(

Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

all i know is my blood's boiling and there's a headache on the horizon, and it's JUST A FUCKING ANECDOTE

Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I THINK YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON.

KANTLIPS, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link

no that was the shift key. i never really use the caps lock.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

This sounds like we need a poll, but ban tuomas first ok?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

catsup dude i'm sorry i called you pretentious, that was mean. i hope you don't mind me not including all your p's. maybe we can be friends one day! =P

Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

can you feel the love tonight

Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link


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