i mean it's seven total pages of that!
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
For DJP's own protection do not let him in this thread or let him see that link.
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
Gnesa - "Wilder"
betta reckanize
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
26 pages! Comments have to be a joke or just written by a bored-at-work street-team drone, right???
Please, for the love of god. Make more!Christopher Redding 23 hours agoI like the part where she goes "la la la la laaa la la laa la laaa".alemmingsdeath 1 day agoThis song has granted me an everlasting erection that will not be contained by clothing for the rest of my lifeFishWash 18 hours agoi love the close up on her facegreencable 18 hours ago
Please, for the love of god. Make more!
Christopher Redding 23 hours ago
I like the part where she goes "la la la la laaa la la laa la laaa".
alemmingsdeath 1 day ago
This song has granted me an everlasting erection that will not be contained by clothing for the rest of my life
FishWash 18 hours ago
i love the close up on her face
greencable 18 hours ago
― fish frosch (seandalai), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
i think she's moderating the comments and erasing all the negative ones? you can do that right?
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
She's still found 250+ "people" to post positive comments though.
― fish frosch (seandalai), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
i am so sorry, djp
― there is no dana, only (goole), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
Comments are obviously jokes like the ones you get for ridiculous products on amazon. It is just for fun. Anyone who thinks there might be a street team behind this is nuts.
― Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah you're right. I just liked the idea of one of these crap vanity video operations having a stoner teenage temp in the corner handling "Web 2.0 Strategy".
― fish frosch (seandalai), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
wow J-Lo really sounds terrible without autotune
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
that beat + close up is sort of terror
― fauxmarc, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
thank god for friday
― Mordy, Friday, 19 October 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
did we talk about this yet?
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/4/13/0a21e047-fc45-4121-8cf6-a2eec2e6c7ca.jpg
― Mordy, Friday, 19 October 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
Sets the bar low for karaoke, that's for sure.xpost
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 October 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
"Friday" was/is actually catchy and fascinating and was joyously stuck in my head for two weeks. All of the obvious copycats trying to recapture the magic are predictably failing hugely.
― billstevejim, Friday, 26 October 2012 07:27 (eleven years ago) link
FAST LANES, SWITCHING LANES ON THANKSGIVING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSBq8geuJk0&feature=share
― Jamie_ATP, Saturday, 10 November 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian).
― suggest butt (Pillbox), Saturday, 10 November 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
"Nothing is forbidden" - Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
― nickn, Saturday, 10 November 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ that sad little turkey
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 10 November 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
tbh you probably don't need a very big turkey if there's only one adult at your dinner and he's eating ribs
― a man d'Balmer (some dude), Saturday, 10 November 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
tiny turkey : it's thanksgiving :: no school bus : friday
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 10 November 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
IT'S THANKSGIVING: Ark Music strikes again
― Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Saturday, 10 November 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
btw:
As the Assistant Special Agent in Charge of November 22, 1963, Shift Team #3, Kellerman was riding in the front passenger seat of the presidential limousine. The driver was Secret Service Agent William Greer. Like all Secret Service agents assigned to protect the President of the United States, Kellerman was trained to use his own body as a shield, taking a bullet if necessary in the line of duty.
No "Samuel Kickin" in the front seat, ok?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 11:09 (eleven years ago) link
...and Lincoln had a secretary named Pato
― Binders Full of Mittens (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 11:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgcHv-HGCY
― van smack, Friday, 19 July 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
hahahaha
― some dude, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
Sheesh.
― Austin, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
she looks like 32
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link
i like the phrase "whydnygetchermassteckst" tho
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
From her myspace bio:
"Tay Allyn is a recent graduate from the USC School of Theatre and Music where she was the Commencement Speaker for her class.
She has created a new breed of Pop that’s like Ke$ha without the sex, and Lady Gaga without the avant garde— what are you left with? Tay singing about mundane things of everyday life to hot beats! It’s sassy, fun, and RELATABLE. She recently shot a music video for her hit single “Mass Text” which asks the age-old question, “Why didn’t I get your mass text? I’m in your contacts!” and was chosen by Justin Timberlake and the new Myspace.com as a Top New Artist of 2013. “Clean Ma Room” is her pop anthem with lines such as “I’ll have success, even in this mess!” She combines her classical songwriting training and outgoing attitude to produce pop songs that inspire you to have FUN and be yourself!"
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
and there it is
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link
The funny thing is, after I heard the song but before I read that, I felt even dirtier than if I had listened to Ke$ha or Lady Gaga.
So that's gotta count for something.
― Austin, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
I just watched her commencement speech. Oh lord.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
"Lady Gaga without the avant garde"
― crüt, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link
also known as "Lady Gaga"
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link
i was ignored and burned. now the table's turned.
― markers, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
so it's pop for future cat ladies
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
reminds me of Julie Brown ("Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun")
― mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
lol otm
― some dude, Friday, 19 July 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
the facial expression in the preview frame is basically the same as for "friday". SURELY DELIBERATE.
― dyl, Friday, 19 July 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
julie brown comparison totally otm
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
was chosen by Justin Timberlake and the new Myspace.com as a Top New Artist of 2013
heh
― monotony, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link
Dammit, I wanted the 'sassy fun and RELATABLE' dn. Oh well...
― /s.png (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 20 July 2013 06:32 (ten years ago) link
The weather service sends me mass texts all the time, I am rlly popular with the thunderstorm and flash-flooding crowd.
― Frobisher the Penguin Shapeshifter AKA: (Viceroy), Saturday, 20 July 2013 07:05 (ten years ago) link
DJP just found this on Spotify: http://open.spotify.com/album/3UgUy6f0dLn5smElEIYkTK
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
Did we ever get to the top moment?
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
I still think its "gotta have cereal"
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link
or perhaps "I see my fraaaaaaiiiinnssss"
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
by the way even the reposted youtube video has 56+ million views.
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link