Society is in the gutter

That's not music, it's just shouting.

The only time people eat nuts nowadays is in the saloon while they're getting soused

Saw a young man dressed in a skirt over the weekend. Is it Halloween already??

You go to church and they pepper the sermons with foul language so that they can stay "hip" and attract new congregants

The greeters at Walmart try to sell me dope as I'm leaving the store!

Families don't even sit down and have nice conversations at the dinner table anymore. They're too busy tweeting each other pornography and washing down their mashed potatoes with Four Loko.

These days you go to a wedding and the groom is still getting a lap dance from some hussy right up until he slips the ring onto the bride's finger

We only had Three Loko when I was a kid.

this is really the best

We would wake up in the morning. Later we would go to bed at night. I never heard anyone question it.

― ice crӕm, Monday, August 25, 2008 4:24 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When I was a child my mother would have cut off her arm for me. Nowadays, a child would be lucky to get a mother's fingernail paring, and it all laquered up with with nail polish!

Strippers used to say "Thank you very much, Sir" when you placed a dollar in their garter. Now they just give you a dirty look, as though it's your fault their Vicodin hasn't kicked in yet

We only had Three Loko when I was a kid.

All the Loko being drunk nowadays is premade store-bought swill. What's the point, even??

in loko parentis

I remember when you could kick Vicodin in the street.

Used to be the TV preachers would spend their money on nice houses and fancy cars. Now they just blow it all on dirt grade heroin and firewalking seminars

Used to be a dealer would give you the first couple bags free. He'd chat with you, ask after your family. Now they're all just in it for the money...

time was you could doff your hat to a young lady without being brutally shanked. No more, no more.

When I grew up we thought filth was just something in the front garden. Now if you watch the telly, you have to wipe your shoes after.

Remember when horseradish mustard was a condiment, and not just something to smear all over your boobs during your daughter's wedding reception?

People used to flash their lighters at rock concerts. It was a wonderful, ecstatically communal moment. Now they're too busy peeing on each other.

Remember when gals used to throw their panties towards pop singers onstage? Now it's just paternity suit paperwork and day-old bagels

Nowadays "Choose Your Own Adventure" books all take place either in brothels or fast food joints. Disgusting...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONDccArUA54&feature=share

nowadays most things are certain to be a knife.

snoball bringing the a game itt today

don't wanna harsh dude's buzz after saying that, but all these years i thought his whole schtick was he only had a b game

Can't even call someone a biggot anymore...

time was you could use the letter g whenever you wanted, before the bureaucrats in brussels told us what to do with our very own british letters.

Internet's gone to hell ever since Woman's Day magazine ran that insert offering a free AOL trial period

"There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher

In my youth being part of a gang was akin to Enid Blyton's Famous Five. Nowadays being part of a gang means taking part in violence and the only entry requirement is to be lacking in brain cells.

- JoJo , Swansea, United Kingdom, 28/10/2012 20:09

just saw a child kick a ball on the street

I am becoming the old baldy, beetroot-faced meany type character who shouts "SHUT THE FUCKING GATE THIS TIME" at these kids when they keep kicking the ball into my garden. I never thought that would be my destiny when I used to read the Beano as a kid and buzz at adult authority figures getting their greenhouses smashed up.

once you could cycle straight down the bike path, nowadays, all at once, without commentary, there appears a christmas market blocking the way.

it's gotten to the point i can't even leave my pint on the bar when i need a piss without worrying some bloody hoodie's gonna roofie it for a laugh.

they wouldn't give you a roofie any more than they'd give you the time of day, nowadays they'd drink your pint then literally force the rohypnol up your arse and charge you for the privilege before uploading the whole thing onto their so-called i-phones

In Hull, teenagers in baseball caps and tracksuits wander aimlessly.

Jade Goody, foul-mouthed star of Big Brother and various other vulgar extravaganzas, has succumbed to cancer. In keeping with the spirit of the times, the Prime Minister put out a statement mourning her loss.

St George's Day has been a low-key event in London in recent years, dwarfed by a St Patrick's Day parade funded to the tune of £100,000, and enormous crowds at Gay Pride.

What is going on here is a continued effort by self hating insecure feminists (of which the male equivalent is the flaky 'self employed' 12noon rising hipster) to further our move towards a dystopian police state devoid of humour, self depreciation and honesty.

Instead, our town centres, that 15 years ago, were full of a mix of the elderly and respectable families, are now full of a tattooed underclass, gender confused emo kids, big issue sellers (it's a crime ring folks, look it up!), uncooperative noisy talentless 'buskers', useless PCOs, immoral traffic wardens after a quick £60 for the council coffers etc. All because whilst humour and a little sauce is banned by Big Brother, trash, debt, drugs, crime and for profit law and order is now OK.

Suggest this woman sorts herself out and stops messing with lads whose natural instincts are to drool over the opposite sex, whether you like it or not. Oh, and no woman appearing in those magazines is forced to.

This country is becoming a living hell.

What's a frog's favourite football bureaucrat?

Ted Croaker

This morning, I asked my neighbor casually if her daughter was off to school, and she replied "Si". SI? This is AMERICA, honey. We talk English here.

only because your english immigrants won the race war tbf

Effing hipsters and their goddamned police state.

Some have criticised the FA, but it is a decision that will make for an electric atmosphere and while it will also lift Poland, England defender Leighton Baines believes it will also act as inspiration for Roy Hodgson's side.

― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 10:22 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's actually a disgrace that he's paid to write.

― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 10:22 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my license fee!

yeah as much content as we have bled out of his brain-damaged prose, his continued employment in the public sector (effectively) is a sort of disgrace

which is why it belongs in this thread

the fact he doesn't even seem to get subbed is kinda depressing. like who runs that site? they obv don't care v much.

subbed after 70 mins

even simon cox would be an improvement

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