mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

uncle alison is very adorable.

i am a sucker for all things having to do with aunts and nieces, on account of i have one aunt and one niece and they are both completely awesome.

yeah, given that fatherhood (if it ever happens) is a loooooong way off, i'm keen to embrace uncledom and am encouraging my coupled up friends to procreate post haste. not my sister though, ewww.

i reckon i'm ready, having spent years dangling younger cousins upside down by their ankles to very giggly results. if only it was that easy to get girls to like me.

http://i38.tinypic.com/161ylbr.jpg

airmurchie, you can totally be my crazy aunt. Why not?

I slept a ton last night and I'm already tired and it's not even 9 pm. Possibly because it's already dark. I'm starting to miss summer already.

I HOPE YOU'RE ALL NOT DEAD!

Er, Happy Labor Day, I mean.

Where the wotsit are all the Merkins? happy labor day peeps!!

ugh back in Boston

But hey, Grace Jones! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1051314/Gone-pot-Grace-Jones-takes-stage-bizarre-new-show.html

Glad you got there safely! But you should still come back.

I need someone to help me organize my Sarah Palin costume for Halloween.

A constant, dowdy updo and a pregnant teenger to follow you around.

And not a thought in your head beyond bloody caribou.

I thought it was moose!

Surely you mean "Sarah Palin: DOMINATRIX" costume?

Sarah plain and tall dominatrix costume!

I feel sad that my idea was so boring now.

Not boring, it was the inspiration!

Thx, tza. I feel better now.

Possible accessories: wig, mooseburger, machine gun, cat o'nine tails...

FUDGE BOMB

sorry, FUDGE PUPPY

FUDGE PONY HEARTS RAINBOWS

I didn't tell you about the scary woman at the Fair who accosted me with a Fudge Puppy, did I?

NO?!

Also this: ILX will be going offline later tonight/early tomorrow for updates. This may take a week or so.

I'm not going to last a week! ;_;

It happened when we left the food building. What they had sounded good (belgian waffle on a stick dipped in chocolate) but they gave it the worst-sounding name imaginable, plus the grandmotherly woman who kept trying to foist one on me seemed oblivious to the ice cream I was already eating and basically kept trying to berate me into buying one. I tried the "I may be back" line and she shouted after me "WELL YOU BETTER" which pretty much cemented that there was no fucking way I was going back for a hot, steaming Fudge Puppy.

"Would you like a Fudge Puppy?"
"I thought that was illegal in this state!"

Wow, I wish I had been paying better attention because lolol!

My brother, Joei and I were all very bemused.

I hate it when I miss the crazy people...

Temporary home:

http://ilx.lefora.com/

Thanks, Ed. YOU ROCK!

Stop talking about your fudge puppies in public, you gross people.

btw this is very important: Rusty Cooley is a god amongst men

Anyway, get your last posts in before THE DOWN TIME.

hello goodbye see you at lefora <3

& thank you ed!

ed is an enabler!

i like that cheerful grateful accusation.

I <3 you all and will miss you desperately. I hope my tears will dry one day.

i <3 you all too. i hope i get this job tomorrow or i will be seriously bored.

HEY GUISE WE ARE BACK HOME :D

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ah crap, thats my boring name

hello all.

i need an awesome display name

testings

tehresa, i recommend a warmup thread and then a poll, it has worked well for me.

even now that we have changeable display names?

i find it very sad that i am not clever enough to come up with something on my own :(

how about "rheaset"?

A set of rheas, for all.