I'll just start comparing it to Lisztomania
― Milton Parker, Saturday, 13 October 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
milton yr music post are one of the only reasons i keep reading ilm, so yr rabid enthusiasm for this piece of shit is just baffling to me - i mean, you were already REALLY reaching when you started comparing it to zulawski, never mind nigel kneale, or ken russell. ridley scott has never been in their league even when operating at his creative peak... 30 years ago! prometheus is just SUCH a lumpen hodgepodge of v v old and tired generic material - like, i recently saw Forbidden World, which is this great early 80s roger corman-produced Alien knock-off, and it's 100 times more lively fun. i guess i'm trying to say - prometheus is very very commonplace.
― Ward Fowler, Saturday, 13 October 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
BTW - I do think Pandorum was better than this, although I understand it was generally panned? That's one where I could accept the "yeah, kinda corny, twists are obvious, but it's a fun dumb space action movie with some creepy monsters and attempts to mess with your mind, man" argument.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 13 October 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
I remain with Milton/Edward on this one. I'm planning on getting the freakin' 4 Blu-Ray set when I can, I care not what you think.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 October 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
lmao cannot believe how many people have taken their helmets off itt
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
i will spend money and time on a bluray of this when it is confirmed that all dialogue will be replaces with an attenborough commentary
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:33 (eleven years ago) link
all dialogue replaced with Beavis and Butthead singing "Breaking the Law"
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
special non-director's cut with 25 percent more helmets
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link
ginat white guy workout routine + diet book
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
special 'uncircumsized' bluray with non-cut helmets
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
Seinfeld slap-bass riff at the start of every scene
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
'behind the scenes' doc where it is revealed that guy pearce just looks like that
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
commentary by licensed psychologist explaining why a person would possibly behave the way any character did in any scene in the movie
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
good luck getting a licensed one
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
giant white dude supremacist propaganda movie
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
new ending where giant white dude walks out of a shower and the whole Alien franchise turns out to be a racist nightmare he had
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
nc-17 version w/giant white dude cock shots
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
franchise crossover where giant white dude fights giant blue dude from watchmen w/cocks
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
deleted scene where giant why guys boss tells him he has to kill himself on earth so that there can be humans and he mutters something under his breath and his boss says what and he says nothing
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
alternate ending where guy pearce dies before they get to the planet so they give up and go home
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
deleted scenes featuring future space richard dawkins who spends the whole trip arguing with noomi rapace and stealing her sodas out of the communal fridge
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
guy pearce's character outed halfway through mission as the '4th man' in the radio 4 groping scandal, venture cancelled
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
deleted scene where the crew think its p fucked up that wayland would hide the fact that he was on the ship the whole time so they have a crew only meeting abt it, cut to charlize being all dad you know you made my job so much harder for no real reason
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
director's commentary reveals Prometheus is the name of the delivery guy at Ridley's favourite kebab shop
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
guys why is this thread 3000+ posts
― 乒乓, Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
we took our helmets off
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
because this movie is 30+ mins
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
deleted scene where the giant white guy wakes up and the first thing he does is a funny rap
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link
deleted scene where the giant white guy wakes up rubs his eyes stands up looks around sits down rubs his eyes again runs his hands over his head smacks his lips opens his eyes real wide then closes them a few times and asks wait so who are you guys
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
deleted scene where the giant white guy wakes up, claims he wasnt asleep
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link
deleted scene where the giant white guy doesn't wake up
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
think about it
they keep poking him and hes all leave me alone tryina sleep and flails his arm at them
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
deleted scene where lab results come back and it turns out the facehugger was benign
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
michael moore documentary follows progress of patient through NHS, after six months on a trolley they finally devise a 16 hour procedure and manage to save the facehugger
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
deleted scene where the one guys dares the others to take off their helmets and theyre all no im not taking off my helmet on this alien planet you must be srsly mentally ill
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
deleted scene where they all talk abt what a fucked up guy the robot is
deleted scene where the robot sits in his room jacking off to Lawrence of Arabia for 3 hours
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
then goes and asks guy pearce why he gave him a robot cock but no robot ejaculation reflex
deleted scene where someone says is it racist to say i dont trust robots
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link
did you guys ever see Pandorum, is this better or worse?
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, October 12, 2012 5:10 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's a pretty fun SPACE MADNESS b-movie. not easily comparable.
― abanana, Sunday, 14 October 2012 05:41 (eleven years ago) link
I forgot about the "our DNA is identical," scene, seriously, it's like they just threw in every stupid wrong idea about science they could find. only thing this movie was missing was a geeky teenager to hack the alien ship
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 14 October 2012 09:54 (eleven years ago) link
The right-before-credits reveal of the xenomorph-lookin' dude popping out of the engineer corpse has to be one of the most groanworthy moments of modern cinema
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Also yeah this really should have been just replaced with the alien scene from spaceballs
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 14 October 2012 09:55 (eleven years ago) link
dying at all these deleted scenes
― j., Sunday, 14 October 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
delete scene where crew watches Alien and concludes that the takeaway is not to run after the ship's cat.
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 15 October 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
shit, "deleted"
it was so unrealistic that they went looking for the cat. god, stupidest ship mechanic EVER.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 October 2012 09:09 (eleven years ago) link
and in aliens, when the proximity sensor seems to indicate the aliens are inside the room but they're actually above the ceiling, does ripley not remember when they made the EXACT SAME MISTAKE in the first alien?? costing dallas his life?? guess what, life is in 3-D boneheads!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 October 2012 09:51 (eleven years ago) link
action movie cat is action movie cat
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2012 10:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d172/jend1212/IGN/355e4602.gif
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 15 October 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link