Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven

I don't think any amount of proof Luna posted would change anyone's minds about this situation

this is the most ridiculous thing said on the thread thus far, dan. honestly. 2 pics would have shut me up. you are out of your mind. im convinved.

that tea towel is rad

in fact ANY AMOUNT of proof would have stopped this whole thing before it even blew up.

coming soon: the "prove you exist" fap. gonna be a throwdown.

i don't believe p.g.wodehouse really looks like a penguine, tho!

Bomb 20 to thread

I MUST THINK ON THIS FURTHER

http://www.imagesbyinterprint.co.uk/products/p254.jpg

The only problem with the ontological fap is that by the end of the evening I tend to be less convinced about my own existence and soon forget the real names of all the ILXors I have met, half of whose online names I can't recall sober, anyway.

keep broadstairs out of this

Whatever, chaki. I don't really care if she's real or not, I just think someone who, as far as I know, is tangentially related to this whole thing (max, not you) demanding that she post proof of her existence is kind of simple-minded.

I can't see Tom's photo, but I can attest to his being a 'real' person, though he's not as loud in photographs.

so basically this thread is about drinking now

fuck i hate it when tom taunts us by embedding video - like hey guys is there any reason why everyone shouldnt be able to do that?

thats not even what he posted, dan! max said... oh whatever you're just posting out your ass at this point.

holy crap i didn't know we could embed flash again?

ORANGE ALERT

xp ahhhhh nm

Secretly or not, almost all of ILX is about drinking and tittays, n'est-ce pas?

from now on i'm not going to believe any of you exist until you've all come to buy me a drinkpaypalled me money for a drink

FIXXED

hey guys is there any reason why everyone shouldnt be able to do that?
because myspace is a horrible awful place full of disease, terror and the smells of burning hair and putrefying flesh
I probably shouldn't though, you're right

the tittays? More like les bites-ays!

the text GIGANTIC TAUTOLOGICAL MACHINERY just isn't as cool by itself though

NEED NEW SHOES!! please PAYPAL to johnnyradpa✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧!!

dude i had that idea ages ago: get JW or some other nerd on the case, and make a website that allows you to electronically order beers for people.

everyone on ilx would go broke and get blackout wasted in a matter of days, the whole thing would collapse, problem solved and i'd walk away with a cool million dollars

fish in a barrel, innit?

kinda like starting hot chatz with every doofus on the internet

xxpost the Smeatonator has already enjoyed the fruits of this innovation.

lazy self zing - xp kenan

sell it to google, buy a missile silo, set up a call center with former sex line operators to arrange fake meetings with chumps all over the world, broadcast results. JUST FOR SHITS. JUST BECAUSE I HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY.

i would drink all this beers

I just think someone who, as far as I know, is tangentially related to this whole thing (max, not you) demanding that she post proof of her existence is kind of simple-minded.

dan, what i said was:

after chaki called her fake the first time it would have taken her like 10 minutes to post 5 pictures of herself with her kid and with a couple dogs and maybe made a few well-placed phone calls and it would have stopped.

it wasnt a "demand" for her to post proof of her existence (and i acknowledged in a follow-up post that she shouldnt really have to), just an observation that her initial reaction to chaki's sideways accusation was not only weird but avoided a whole set of actions that could have prevented the whole fiasco; an observation, i should note, that was appropriate at that time in the thread because we were talking about luna's actions right after chaki accused her! im not asking anything of luna; this is something that, as you point out, i am tangentially related to at best.

I just have one more thing to say in my own defense then I totally want out of all this please:

also, Trayce, who has been calling my claims "baseless" all week and posted this last night...

I said the claims were "baseless" once. It was not aimed at you Chaki, it was aimed at the general idea, because you werent the first person to have said it, and I was starting to wonder/be concerned what was going on. I was not trying to make you look bad. You happened to be running with the ball on this issue, but I was viewing the issue generally and all the people who SEEMED to be ganging up. Perceptions are difficult when you miss most of the drama being in a diff time zone and busy.

Like I said to you, I knew about this, but I didnt BELIEVE it until this has all blown up (Ailsa was OTM uptread about my use of "supposedly")

I have apologised for the rude joke I made at your expense in several places now. It was wrong. I was trying to be funny, very badly.

Please dont email me calling me a space cadet and a "two-faced, back
peddling, scumbag" anymore. I exercised poor judgement.

I'm out sorry.

Chaki, the main point I was trying to make is that accusing someone of lying to people with pictures and phone conversations and trying to make them prove themselves by posting pictures and having phone conversations doesn't really make much sense, unless it was a joke that didn't work. But whatever, I'm crazy. Feel free to start emailing me abuse now even though I believe your side of the story.

why would i email you anything?
also thank you, trayce.

it wasnt just "pictures" i mentioned--it was "pictures with a kid" or "pictures with a dog," the absence of which is one of the major pieces of "evidence" people are asking for.

OH BUT MICHAEL WHITE HAS THE EVIDENCE RIGHT????

HE KNOWS EVERYTHING

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors3/Roberts_Ton52372_150x200.jpg
Max,...

lay off m.white!! we just got him to stay i think...

ok

m white is alright yes

so wait

if you post some vague pictures of an ass that is nice

and chat with lonely men

they will buy you books and stuff?

...

http://www.auburn.edu/%7Eallenkc/graphics/bible2.gif

find 'em lonely enough, and they'll plan a gotdamn wedding

i sent you those records for reasons which were pure

GOTHdamn wedding?

Is there a good way to do this?

Maybe troll a white power board, and take their money?

...

xpost lol gear

if you post some vague pictures of an ass that is nice

and chat with lonely men

they will buy you books and stuff?

You have gained the secret knowledge at last.

I feel conflicted!

so wait
if you post some vague pictures of an ass that is nice
and chat with lonely men
they will buy you books and stuff?

a HAND is good enough